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Cords*
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MaleTittySprinkles
I'd call missiles "hitums"
ash2meowth
10002.49 is what i briefly thought the guy was asking for as ransom.
SilasKnight01
On my first date with my now husband, I accidentally raised my hand 3 times, just because I had something to say.Apparently he didn't mind.
creepydan
Damnit Dan
vekcal
Its 'ammy and I'
celestedrake
We need an Imgur Giraffe facepainting now.
ChinaMike808
Fancy giraffe got to me.
MrDiggySmalls
You and me both. It's so easy to picture it and that makes it that much better!
NoIdidntsayAbeLincolnIsaidHeyBlinkin
First one reminds me of when my brother opened a wedding card from our other brother & coins fell out w/$97 in bills
AussieMuse
#3 My brother split his head on the edge of the porcelain in his haste to retrieve 10c from a toilet bowl
AussieMuse
#4 even...
IAmTheSenate1
Who the fuck pays that much for a mcflurry?
prolificchicken
#7 why are there feels in my funny
steptotheright
+1 for Burton
steptotheright
There's a whole string of Johnny Depp / Helena Bonham Carter movies that are directed by Tim Burton.
AttackOnPengui
"Well, I'm a gigantic fan" ...punniest shit I've heard all day
shadann
+1 for your fancy giraffe!
Endemic
Phones used to be on chords? I missed that part of phone evolution. Now I want an awesome guitar/phone hybrid dialed by tones on the strings
MrDiggySmalls
Invent that shit and let's make money.
PuppiesGoMeow
. Cuz I'll be on it
HobbitHouse
why would someone who misspells/mis-types a word add letters? odd.
Endemic
I don't think it's a typo as much as mixing up homophones. I consider myself really good about typos and even I have done that a time or two
AnythingMuchShorter
"Hey I just called to ask...DoooOOOooo You FeeeeEEEEL...like I DooooOOO?"
Rat329
Up vote for you. I understood that reference and you have impeccable music taste.
stuffDrewdrew
I wouldn't mind living in a world where skittles were used as currency
RelaxStack
I've read through the comments. The billboard one isn't getting enough positive feedback.
NineByNine
that.... that felt like a lot more than 15....
allofthesefregginusernamesaretaken
Hey I screenshot and cropped some of this way back when. I feel so honored
breaddough
Soooooo... they should be hittles. ...I can live with that.
Surreal71
Am I the only one that thinks about missiles as missing less?
Idonapostrophetknowmyname
I think it's to do with the miss part of the word, I think.
MrDiggySmalls
I can see it now that you point it out.
MikeMead
hittles
IronGravyBoat
Upvote for numbering alone sir
MrDiggySmalls
I figured it'd be easier for you guys to reference if they were numbered! My pleasure!
MadVillainousDave
#4 About Tree Fiddy
Isthe4thtimethecharm
You ain't getting no Tree Fiddy from me you damn monster.
InfernoTerra
Gtfo Nessie.
PORTUGUESETORTURING
It was around this time I realized it wasn't a toilet at all, but rather a 6 story crustacean from the Paleozoic era
Rat329
Bruce Wayne had the right idea. Sending a letter to Santa who in marvel comics is the most powerful mutant on record. Too bad Bruce is DC.
SergeantPeppersLonelyHeart
Sauce? I've never heard of this
jackpwns
http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Santa_Claus_(Earth-616) he can manipulate reality and alter memories very precisely with little effort
Rat329
Most powerful mutant in the marvel universe. Haha kinda awesome right? Santa needs his own marvel movie.
YouCapturedMe
TIL McFlurry's cost twice the amount in the UK as they do in Canada.
BewareTheCrocigator
McFlurrys*
UndeadloverNix
There £1 on the savers menu im not sure why it says there so much more on that post.
Blarjgrhgajhfjdfldghuihfb
Yeah pretty sure mcflurry's are either 99p or £1.29 depending which you get. Don't know where that guy's paying over two quid.
BewareTheCrocigator
McFlurrys*
Sampoornavruksh
There's a lot I haven't seen before. Thanks, @OP.
MrDiggySmalls
You are very welcome. It's my pleasure to share the laughs. God knows we need it in this world of ours.
Sampoornavruksh
Touché.
DrFreakBerg
Beavers, cause a platypus is a mammal and needs milk to survive when it's a baby. As in adult it wouldn't have to fight for food.
MisterNoName
Yea but people don't throw free bread and popcorn at beavers. Check and mate!
DrFreakBerg
That's fair
MrDiggySmalls
And logic answers the question! Well thought!
DrFreakBerg
Thanks if you are ever held at gun point and asked that question you can use my answer.
MrDiggySmalls
I appreciate it. Ya know I get held at gun point and asked trivia questions more often than people think.
DrFreakBerg
You must be very good at trivia!
MrDiggySmalls
Thanks to people like you I am!
FortressCraft
Phones were on chords, eh?
mighteee
My buddy spells it this way and I'm pretty sure it's just to make me grind my teeth.
oneofthecalled
Despite the misspelling of cords, one could argue that the bells that rang were, in fact, a chord.
TheGame21x
That's one of the spelling mistakes that makes my eye twitch.
HobbitHouse
I had to think really hard what they meant by that to figure it out.
SunderedQueen
I still don't get it
HobbitHouse
cords. corded phones. wall phones, etc.
CptKoolaid
Yeah I usually had mine on A minor.
POOPBUTTMCGEE
I love you
dingle2dingus
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
I did too, but then it got ran over and now it Bb
Tnhncncnt
I'm not a cop, but I'm pretty sure that's a crime.
longwordnet
*chime
drunkeneedjit
Don't worry, officer! It never got to the D (string)
samsonguy920
That joke so lame I had to run it over to B flat.
BigWilldo
That's why you have to C# and look both ways
samsonguy920
You are A# dude.
captainVulgar