May 29, 2022 11:29 PM
maureoko
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CaldariBob
DrSharkbite
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TodayIDidNothing
Bojack?
beaubrent
Seems like that is how you get a scorpion in your pantaloons.
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
This is why I want a horse! They are like big dogs you can ride on!!
iamdanman
Mf you can see we’re taking a nap
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Elbowed her in the eye :(
willpostanything
this is how i met your mother..
thatunpleasantfeeling
Now, are they friends, or history book friends?
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Abdul and his horse got drunk again..
turkeydonkey
neigh, neigh, alcohol is strictly haram.
CapttainKillJoy
slotheroll
JuniperJupiter
You know what's really disgusting? How ridiculously bright-white that horse's teeth are. They make my teeth look like corn on the cob.
needtwoknow
Maybe you're not eating enough alfalfa?
potatoardvarkhybrid
waking up with horse ? what a night-mare
lillylalala
Horse cock
CanOnlySayYes
No
Why not, night- mare?
firstlaughofthedaythankyou
Omg.
LilyCuster
The adorable horse was all for it.
SendMeYourBeautifulActsOfKindness
As an Arab who had a horse that got really anxious on her first pregnancy. She'd only sleep of I'm there with her, she was the sweetest
ImAGreenEyedLion
Reminds me of Ghost of Tsushima ?
cannibl4
A much more positive way of waking up with a horse head in your bed!
Pokegeologist
I know horses sleep, but I've never seen a horse sleep laying on its side like that.
LoadShading
Notice how he has his ears covered so the sand doesn't get in.
BeckyLookAtHerButt
"Dude, where's my camel?"
R100GSPD
Roommates!
LariCheltsy
FishieStardust
I thought it was bad/dangerous for horses and other large animals to sleep on their side like that? Internal organs and such
drowninginthesouth
Just noticed that horse's hooves. Super pointy.
uzetaab
It's probably the terrain.
SirShmoopyofAwesomtown
Do you want centaurs? Because that's how you get centaurs.
LetsEatGrandpaCommasSaveLives
I do want centaurs.
Josh4422
This is not how it works or is it?
Or I'm biased thinking only a female human and I male horse can create a centaur?
isetprettygirlsonfire
Only science can find these answers
KamonDS
I just realized that is the first time i see a horse sleeping laying down
VictusVonGuyver
They normally don't in the wild. Too vulnerable to predators like wolves, bears, and tigers. But they can feel safe enough around humans.
RemainsspacebarUnknown
im pretty sure they would have to sometimes, from what ive read they dont enter REM sleep unless theyre laying down. but they dont need much
Remmon1
They do this in the wild in herds as well, but as you noted, only in areas where they feel safe with the herd standing guard
GroovyCrowley
Must be awful to wake up in desert with all that sun in the face
Deserts don't have to be hot. They can be cold too.
I wasn't talking about temperature
GBMaker
@ElbowDeepInAHorse ya gotta see this!
DancesWithHippos
Almost tagged Elly too, lol.
ElbowDeepInAHorse
Oh this is ADORABLE. :DDD
I thought you might like it. ;)
MatrimBloodyCauthon
I'm so glad I saw it :)
NarratorsVoice
There's friendship, and then there's being ok with your friend smushing their hands all over your face while you're still waking up.
circlebreaker
James Beam helps with that.
dogmatix
levering himself up with an elbow in the eye... he's as bad a bedmate as my girlfriend
EpicMasterMan
Maby they should shareware a bed together. That will teach them
DarkwingDuc
Sounds like you’re friends with my wife…..wait a minute……
LucianKane
I also choose this guys wife.
ligmabolz
Don't , she'll give you black eye while you're sleeping is what it sounds like
AgamemnonsMemes
The key is to leave as soon as he fall asleep like the rest of us do.
You've described what it's like to wake up when you have kids.
Louie77
Hot as fuck I bet. Dude has a blanket and a warm body animal under him.
SpartaWolf117
Wow, imagine getting to spoon with Sarah Jessica Parker
deaconshadow
Top Hole.
Hashbrown123
Only if it is the Hocus Pocus one.
Squirrelprincess
AstnMartin23
scoutMoonDiver
ThisUserNameDoesntExist
CleverNickNameTaken
Snooj
After watching Flight of the Navigator I imagined that all the time.
The people downvoting me were not teenagers in the 80s.
CaldariBob
DrSharkbite
TodayIDidNothing
Bojack?
beaubrent
Seems like that is how you get a scorpion in your pantaloons.
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
This is why I want a horse! They are like big dogs you can ride on!!
iamdanman
Mf you can see we’re taking a nap
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Elbowed her in the eye :(
willpostanything
this is how i met your mother..
thatunpleasantfeeling
Now, are they friends, or history book friends?
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Abdul and his horse got drunk again..
turkeydonkey
neigh, neigh, alcohol is strictly haram.
CapttainKillJoy
slotheroll
JuniperJupiter
You know what's really disgusting? How ridiculously bright-white that horse's teeth are. They make my teeth look like corn on the cob.
needtwoknow
Maybe you're not eating enough alfalfa?
potatoardvarkhybrid
waking up with horse ? what a night-mare
lillylalala
Horse cock
CanOnlySayYes
No
lillylalala
Why not, night- mare?
firstlaughofthedaythankyou
Omg.
LilyCuster
The adorable horse was all for it.
SendMeYourBeautifulActsOfKindness
As an Arab who had a horse that got really anxious on her first pregnancy. She'd only sleep of I'm there with her, she was the sweetest
ImAGreenEyedLion
Reminds me of Ghost of Tsushima ?
cannibl4
A much more positive way of waking up with a horse head in your bed!
Pokegeologist
I know horses sleep, but I've never seen a horse sleep laying on its side like that.
LoadShading
Notice how he has his ears covered so the sand doesn't get in.
BeckyLookAtHerButt
"Dude, where's my camel?"
R100GSPD
Roommates!
LariCheltsy
FishieStardust
I thought it was bad/dangerous for horses and other large animals to sleep on their side like that? Internal organs and such
drowninginthesouth
Just noticed that horse's hooves. Super pointy.
uzetaab
It's probably the terrain.
SirShmoopyofAwesomtown
Do you want centaurs? Because that's how you get centaurs.
LetsEatGrandpaCommasSaveLives
I do want centaurs.
Josh4422
This is not how it works or is it?
Josh4422
Or I'm biased thinking only a female human and I male horse can create a centaur?
isetprettygirlsonfire
Only science can find these answers
KamonDS
I just realized that is the first time i see a horse sleeping laying down
VictusVonGuyver
They normally don't in the wild. Too vulnerable to predators like wolves, bears, and tigers. But they can feel safe enough around humans.
RemainsspacebarUnknown
im pretty sure they would have to sometimes, from what ive read they dont enter REM sleep unless theyre laying down. but they dont need much
Remmon1
They do this in the wild in herds as well, but as you noted, only in areas where they feel safe with the herd standing guard
GroovyCrowley
Must be awful to wake up in desert with all that sun in the face
uzetaab
Deserts don't have to be hot. They can be cold too.
GroovyCrowley
I wasn't talking about temperature
GBMaker
@ElbowDeepInAHorse ya gotta see this!
DancesWithHippos
Almost tagged Elly too, lol.
ElbowDeepInAHorse
Oh this is ADORABLE. :DDD
GBMaker
I thought you might like it. ;)
MatrimBloodyCauthon
I'm so glad I saw it :)
NarratorsVoice
There's friendship, and then there's being ok with your friend smushing their hands all over your face while you're still waking up.
circlebreaker
James Beam helps with that.
dogmatix
levering himself up with an elbow in the eye... he's as bad a bedmate as my girlfriend
EpicMasterMan
Maby they should shareware a bed together. That will teach them
DarkwingDuc
Sounds like you’re friends with my wife…..wait a minute……
LucianKane
I also choose this guys wife.
ligmabolz
Don't , she'll give you black eye while you're sleeping is what it sounds like
AgamemnonsMemes
The key is to leave as soon as he fall asleep like the rest of us do.
LucianKane
You've described what it's like to wake up when you have kids.
Louie77
Hot as fuck I bet. Dude has a blanket and a warm body animal under him.
uzetaab
Deserts don't have to be hot. They can be cold too.
SpartaWolf117
Wow, imagine getting to spoon with Sarah Jessica Parker
deaconshadow
Top Hole.
Hashbrown123
Only if it is the Hocus Pocus one.
Squirrelprincess
AstnMartin23
scoutMoonDiver
ThisUserNameDoesntExist
CleverNickNameTaken
Snooj
After watching Flight of the Navigator I imagined that all the time.
Snooj
The people downvoting me were not teenagers in the 80s.