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Jan 21, 2017 4:09 PM
Standingranby
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ladychefsohungry
Dicks are delicious
BathTubGinger
If you wanna get married, just find someone you hate and give them half your stuff.
Soyweiser
Or you know they are, and are afraid of other dicklovers stealing all your dicks?
YYCnoncowboy
omfgasn
Best line from imgur: what a person does in the bathroom or bedroom is their own damn business
peachesmatte
Joe Rogan 2020
BiggestBlackestBeard
CallMeThreeGunsGreg
Is that Vampiro?
robindodge
Powerful joe rogan!
apersonfromtheinternet
train by day, joe rogan podcast by night. ALL DAY
DominickRocco
Always up vote joe. Dude is the realness.
CataholicsAnonymous
IMakeStuff100
If they are good to each other why should anyone oppose it? There is already too much hate in the world. Fight it with love.
Displicentlickeroflittlethings
honeymagne
Now Tayne I can get into
LordOfTheDownvotes
could you kick up the 4d3d3d3?
penultimatewarrior
If you disagree with gay marriage, then simply don't marry a gay person
BathTubGinger
Not as simple as it sounds, apparently.
BathTubGinger
Not as simple as it sounds, apparently.
thatsmyfetish69
So simple, right?
MemeDissector
wrong. the gays have tricks. one moment you're at a cornerstore, the next, boom, three dicks in your ass in a hotel in vegas. wily.
thatsmyfetish69
I suggest counseling
MemeDissector
It was a joke dude
thatsmyfetish69
I know
madtufguy
That's like saying, "if you're gay and want to get married, just don't marry same sex" (before legal)
madtufguy
I think it was more of a misinterpretation of the other comment...when I first read it, it sounded condescending and insensitive
PithyCommentBelow
Not really. In fact, not at all.
wizardboy24
How is that the same? One still lets you marry the person you love, the other doesn't.
PithyCommentBelow
Not really. In fact, not at all.
Wimpymind
Oversimplification. So imgur, very unsurprised, wow.
immaCanucktoo
So, how long you been wondering what cum tastes like?
Ellimem
He probably caught a wild shot while jerking it, and loved the taste. Now he just wants to know if the source is just as delectable.
IMakeStuff100
If they are good to each other why should anyone oppose it? There is already too much hate in the world. Fight it with love.
FckyourselfSarah
OR you're gay and don't want to lose half your shit.
SAWhowhatnow
It's LEGAL gay marriage, not MANDATORY gay marriage, hun.
Cavy
Or you have morals and think that guys sucking on other guys dicks is immoral.
Cavy
I never once said that I was moral or that I'm anti-gay. You downvote fairies need to lighten up.
Lixaef
I think the first one covers that.
immaCanucktoo
So, how long you been wondering what cum tastes like?
Standingranby
That's exactly what someone who thinks dicks are delicious would say, btw.
IronicUsername
How? Without imposing your religion on me, explain how two consenting adults who happen to be male doing something sexual harms anybody.
naytorin
TIL love is immoral. The more you know.
YourThoughtsOnTransgenderIssuesAreReallyReallyImportantToMe
Chicago-dwelling gay man here; I was gonna have a quiet Saturday night in but I think I'll go out and find some dick to suck in your honor.
naytorin
iseeyoushiverwithantici
YourThoughtsOnTransgenderIssuesAreReallyReallyImportantToMe
If anybody is still reading this, for the record, I did.
naytorin
SpaghettiInMyPocket
I think you want to munch dicks yourself.
ZashchishchayushchiysyaOsushchestvitelLzhesvidetelstva
Just don't watch it then
SAWhowhatnow
Then you're retarded.
IJUSTMADETHEVOICEINYOURHEADYELL
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MORALS! FORTUNATELY, YOUR NARROW PERCEPTION OF RIGHT AND WRONG ISN'T THE MAJORITY VIEW.
NamelessAndrew
EXACTLY, FORTUNATELY THE MAJORITY VIEW IS *MY* NARROW PERCEPTION OF RIGHT AND WRONG
IJUSTMADETHEVOICEINYOURHEADYELL
I DON'T THINK THE VIEW THAT PEOPLE CAN DO WHAT THEY WANT, AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T HARM OTHERS, IS ALL THAT NARROW.
NamelessAndrew
(IT IS)
IJUSTMADETHEVOICEINYOURHEADYELL
CARE TO ELABORATE?
iprobablydontlikeyou
Some people just don't believe in it due to their religious beliefs, and that's ok!...im not one of them but, to each their own!
ZashchishchayushchiysyaOsushchestvitelLzhesvidetelstva
Well it's *their* religion that doesn't allow *them* to gay-marry.
wizardboy24
Jewish people don't think it's right to eat shellfish. They don't try to make shellfish illegal, though.
causality
Which would be fine if hetero couples weren't extended a bevvy of rights and privileges gay couples didn't get.
iprobablydontlikeyou
Hey im all for gay marriage! i say good luck! Have fun being as miserable as a lot of other married people! divorce, child support, alimony!
YourThoughtsOnTransgenderIssuesAreReallyReallyImportantToMe
As a gay person, I used to have "if it's your belief, that's ok" mindset, but I'm over that. It's really not ok.
Arcanon10101
If it's "not ok," what then? Anyone who disagrees with you should be intelectually policed, ostracized, suffer civil penalties? What?
SAWhowhatnow
Put into a rocket and shot into deep space.
YourThoughtsOnTransgenderIssuesAreReallyReallyImportantToMe
Absolutely not policed or penalized. Making it socially unacceptable is all that's necessary. No need to involve the law.
iprobablydontlikeyou
You realize that will never happen though?...all people will never agree, everyone has their own beliefs
Ellimem
Be ignored. That was a tough answer.
poorwhitetrash
I bet a lot of gay people were secretly pissed when it was legalized. No more excuses to not get married with their partners...
HowAreWeAliveIfWeAreMadeOutOfThingsThatAreDead
My mom (who is a divorce lawyer) was happier than I've ever seen her.
Greenplantpaperwork
Damn. You're right.
mirwin13
I know at least one
cluelesswonder
Was it you, mirwin13? Did someone hurt you?
mirwin13
Nope, but I'll take a hug. \O/
Assortedlemons
My gay boss actually told me that when it got legalized in NY that now he doesn't have excuses for not marrying his partner
happychef86
That was actually a big problem. So many relationships ended.
YourThoughtsOnTransgenderIssuesAreReallyReallyImportantToMe
Happened to a couple I'm good friends with. Faced with the sudden realization that, given the option, they didn't want to marry each other.
rylecx
I have a friend who ran into this problem. Caused some issues. They're back together now though, not married
UsuallyComments
If they want to be miserable like all the other married people, then let them.
classicrapeydolphin
Don't lump us with your parents.
Wolfyboy
Ouch
classicrapeydolphin
I kid. I'm sure their parents had a happy relationship. ...at one time.
Wolfyboy
Ouch 2.0: The ouchening
megabassist
Key & Peele had a great skit about this.
whatupmyknitters
SAMMYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
sneaker2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jitocz4kB3k
tristan8251
. Saving for later
poorwhitetrash
That was funny. I'd never seen it before
YourThoughtsOnTransgenderIssuesAreReallyReallyImportantToMe
As a gay man, yeah, we made this joke for years, but nobody actually felt that way.
thefatrashpanda
Isn't that from Sarah Silverman?
BathTubGinger
Never say "Sarah Silverman" again. You're being ridiculous.
whatupmyknitters
wait what? what happened with Sarah Silverman?
BathTubGinger
I can't mention it. You're being ridiculous.
gtmiller
Key and Peele
StarryPlough
It's kinda weird how people pretend homophobes are secretly gay.
YourThoughtsOnTransgenderIssuesAreReallyReallyImportantToMe
I'm a gay guy and I have definitely noticed a few homophobic dudes I went to school with turning up suddenly REALLY gay on social media.
causality
Statistically they're more likely. https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/homophobes-might-be-hidden-homosexuals/
StarryPlough
Is this found in any other case? I hate onions, does that mean I secretly like them? Do KKK members secretly like black people?
MissAizea
It wasn't/isn't socially acceptable to be gay. So people would hide it by trying to be the most anti-gay.
causality
People hate what reminds them of their own flaws. It's why you'll see "He's the most pro-USA candidate ever!" in Canadian attack ads.
causality
"The policeman who lashes the whore has a hot need to use her for the very offense for which he plies the lash" ~Shakespeare