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Jun 13, 2017 12:42 AM
Tabzacmx
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This shot is for real
improbablypooping
This is very handy. I just had to use my phones flashlight and now I see I need more fiber. Sticky icky.
Pipalunpipalotr
Black: stop eating Oreo
piizzamonster
More water is always the cure!
AlekTheJoker
The quintessential shit post
PetrifiedGames
Mine was blue once when I was younger from eating too much daiquiri ice ice cream from Baskin Robbins.
SquarePancake
inkpod
Blood in stool=bad. Blood on a stool=common, normally caused by hemmaroids due to straining.
isaidworstcase
You forgot the mucous steamed stool of those of us with IBD. Step it up!
Caochlaoch
I thought the spots were little faces
Diclac
I ALWAYS have diarrhia ! Like every second day Since I can think Kinda deal with it now.... But I dont think its an infection
snakeoilsalesman
My sons birthday party had blue Doritos... Many concerned parents called me the next day.
Skinkelynet42
Excuse me, but I'm pretty sure all poop is foul-smelling
horn4praiz
Notyourhomie
What about corn poop. Just corn that has come out your butthole unscathed
AddictiveTendancies
Shit just got real
natef2064360
My science teacher gave the whole class this in paper form iy was weird
Fluffycorn
I now didnt poop for 4 days ..... is .. i that worrying ??
electrohed
What about taste?
SomeRandomMidget
PlayToKill
SuperSelfie
You're missing one: if your poop is foamy diarrhea, then you're probably lactose intolerant... and had too much milk/butter/whey protein
SuperSelfie
For those of you who blow out their buttholes on a daily basis and have no idea why
domo106
Dont forget red poop could be beets
TacoPuncher
Or hot Cheetos cause I have no self control with them
0TheFirehawk0
I once ate an entire chocolate cake (bad choices don't judge) and the amount of food coloring turned my poop blue for two days.
soggyscone
I'd have no idea if I've pooped blood for the last 3 months because of beetroot. It's always abortion-like.
SonOfKazar
Or just from wiping your ass with 1-ply sandpaper after 7 consecutive taco bell shits.
tropicalsunfish
Or all the XXtra Flaming Hot Cheetos I eat ;(
lylanthia
I literally don’t poop without blood and my doctor isn’t concerned
Smoothops
I'm having diarrhea right now
MehWasTooShort
What is fibre?
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
White shit would freak me the fuck out.
avc3259
This is a dump post I can stand behind.
SteakForPresident
What if its got a nutty hint to it?
43rdpresident
http://imgur.com/3qVsskE
snakeoilsalesman
Taste or smell?
BushiestCream
There was this one week where Webber I pooped, blood would always come out and I thought that it would be the skin pulling apart. Could 1/2
BushiestCream
It be both or one of the two? 2/2
emmereffer
Fun fact: Drinking lots of grape Kool-aid or lots of red wine will also turn your poop green.
Surely
Or black currant juice. Sort of a blackish green
SuperSelfie
I had green poop from drinking too many blue milkshakes
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MissArnie
Blue, duh
SuperSelfie
Haha it’s called “beachcomber” blue ice cream w/ pop rocks and fruity pebbles. It’s made somewhere in Oregon
M2THE49
Me as I sit here reading a shit post trying to determine why I can't shit
dixie18402
HYDRATE!!
UnderstandsAnimeBetterThanLife
Drink water!
NurseLanaaaa
Keep pushing like that and you'll end up with a nice little hemorrhoid.
Rivalyn
Fun fact: Hemorrhoids often happen from sitting down for extended periods of time, no matter what you're doing while sitting.
M2THE49
Still here... legs numb, ass hurts. Call for help
Hellmasker
@help
RextProject
Got ya fam
yzrocketman
Miralax dude, im serious, it helps.
Beargasm
Caspooky
He's lacking fibre and fluid, and may be bleeding internally.
AlexisWalker
Chipotle will do that to you.