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I mean sure, he was tripping balls on LSD and the fire wasn't real... but the fact that he THOUGHT it was and STILL risked his life... the hero we need right here.
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_58047c78e4b0e8c198a8daa6
CamelCaseUserName
"Ryan Seacrest" must just be his stage name
euseus
Old news
DeadSilent
Eh, ran into my house for my dog, stupid shit went up into the attic closest to the fire. wtf.
WeAllLiveInAUserSubmarine
Get you a man with priors AND priorities!
DisposableHeroOfHipHoprisy
When i was 11 my house burnt down. All the people got out but my dog was trapped inside. The firefighters said it was too dangerous to get
DisposableHeroOfHipHoprisy
My dog out. My dad put his handkerchief over his mouth and went and got Toby. My dad will always be my hero for that. Balls of steel.
FancyFeastAdvocate
He looks like a drugged out sassy gay friend guy
AnOldJudge
Florida?
kythorn
Looks like a mug shot
P4PPY
... I love you for this
smaug777000
seacrest out
GreaterDog
Was gonna say, this looks like a mugshot. Aaaand it is
skipweasel
His name's an anagram of "Hide Mr. Charcoal"
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
Agent Cassinov activated. Awaiting prime directive...
charlierunkle
I think you're on to something here
LawFiveGuy
fantastic. now, figure out "hopeless urine"
Bulwarknutter
leisure phones
skipweasel
Perilous Sheen, Heinous Lepers, Holiness Puree, http://anagram.wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=hopeless+urine&t=1000&a=n
LawFiveGuy
Well, you're not wrong but I was going for a much simpler "here is plus one"
ITSMRTORGUEYELLINGSTUFF
Yeah I'm gonna use that in the future.
skipweasel
As always, the obvious eludes me.
PatrickRob82
SenatorHillaryIAmStillInTheRaceClinton
He heard there was a hot dog in there
Applepotamus
artist rendition of the saved dog:
narwhalbiscut
LastMan1
Soooo.. He saved a hotdog? I'll show myself out
GDPIntrud3r
I remeber when I called a dealersip we worked for and asked for Richard Orchard. The answer was: 'Richard or who?
myroommatesacat
ryan seacrest?
rawdog
Looks like a mugshot...
denigreur
Plot Twist : And it wasn't his home either.
Kuebiko
or his dog
XFactorClementine
The house wasn't on fire either
BastardMan1977
it is
KevinMenzel
jerk stole my dinner...
malbec
That got a good chuckle outta me
myr14d
This is sorta the definition of 'Well, at least his heart was in the right place.'
boomable
Reminds me of the guy who turned himself in after killing his imaginary friend.
kschrodt
Heart was in the right place, but his mind was in the wrong hemisphere entirely.
Slipp0
They claim LSD. I doubt it.
Ionlymadeausertofavoriteandforget
Not all heroes were a cape
MsSparkles
I never say this about addicts, but that was kind of sweet
madetheaccountjustforyou
Real talk though, in an actual fire if you run back in for a dog you're endangering fire crews that have to try and pull your ass out.
Glumerlink
let's be honest here, good sense doesn't really come into play when it comes to someone you love
madetheaccountjustforyou
something* Someone refers to a person.
Glumerlink
when it comes to beloved pets they basically are people
madetheaccountjustforyou
You can't own people, you can't buy people in a shopping mall, and you can't shoot a person in the head and bury it without consequences.
Glumerlink
well...not ANYMORE
bobsaget1986
He must've lost half his pixels in the process
DefunkMyJunk
Some people say they see every 'pixel' in real life while on LSD
malbec
Excess pixels are donated to starving inner city youth who don't have their own
muse1
You shouldn't be getting this far. Not enough pixels is a dastardly deed and yet that reply was so good you're getting away with it...
malbec
Sir I am a humanitarian!! If I don't send my unused pixels to the starving kids over there in Detroit, how will they get their daily memes?
muse1
But what about our memes? We're important too! (They're taking our pixels!)
malbec
Yes tell me all about how important you are with your UHD 4K MEMES!!!!1!!!!