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Nov 2, 2019 9:13 PM
DontYouHateWhenAllUsernamesAreAlreadyTaken
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F. P. Edit: SEND ME THINGS TO MAKE MY GF LAUGH. HURRY YOU FOOLS I NEED TO PLACATE HER
SpanielLikeTheDog
Jesus. This guy must go through countless bottles of conditioner
TeeDod
One very healthy, gorgeous beast!
Vaxtin
RonnieKielbasa
Maybe it's Manebelline
YouCantGetDiseasesFromABird
Does it feel humid today? I feel like it’s humid
margaritarissa
This guy wins no shave November for sure
WillemHellfire
I had hair like that in the 80s. Now I look like Tom Cruise in Tropic Thunder.
tdmoore9
Someone needs to give him a good brushing!
rosepix
You first.
EmmaJean231
Talk about a magnificent beast!
bumblebear1111
I saw your mother yesterday, she was looking fine as always.
ImOPsMom
Thanks
spontaneous9
Ladies and gentlemen, the Director of the Huge Mane Society.
hockeyham
OctopusTeaParty
I want to pet that kitty.
FkTsStMn
Dammit it takes me hours to get my hair like that
TroelsyTwo
Imagine carrying that fucking mane around on the hot savannah? lol
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PopeyeTheSailor
like when i wear my hoodie in hot weather, its colder in it than it is on the outside
TroelsyTwo
That's not gonna help much when he creates his own heat. Maybe why he's a lazy fuck and let lionesses do all the work. lol
CaptGunpowder
I wanna pet the murder floof!
Charcharm
This how I feel in the morning if the night before I go to bed with my hair still wet from shower.
InquisitorGoldeneye
Maybe he's born with it. Maybe it's Maybellion.
808Lion
It's R'oareal
Anonymouz127
So do they ever wake up with funny bed mane?
rosepix
OUCH :D
actualseal
Meowbelline
RackhamTheRed
Or a dandylion
perey
snortchuckle
Geez, leave some pussy for the rest of us
redindian3922718
Ladies beware
Mercenarity
kaitco1984
I want to bury my face in his mane. How long do you think I’d last?
atmcashmoney
Not very long, plus you might be disappointed. The hair looks nice but is very coarse and rough
dmay1210
And smelly
IcommentMostlyWithGifs
dmay1210
??
wiskinator
In my head this is how I look with a full beard
sanitaarkeesian
gostoso666
Do manes grow with age? Is he quite old as well as majestic?
DuelingBrothers
No they go to the lion barber and get it cut every few months like we do.
BanadecCamberbootch
There's a great textbook about the process. https://images.gr-assets.com/books/1347686595l/869640.jpg
Rugmier
And get bald with age..
DonteHaversham
Thought I read something about it being sexually selected for though disadvantageous in the hot climate
RackhamTheRed
I think larger manes might be quite useful if your opponent tries to bite your neck
zeppex22
I’ve read the darker and bigger it is the healthier the male lion is.
rosepix
I'm guessing the lionesses know that too.
Rifneno
I would imagine its real value comes in fighting other males for dominance of a pride. Lions like to go for the throat.
TriptoAddict
Looks like someone rubbed a balloon on top of his head.
snowtree
He stuns his prey with static charge before eating it.
JohnEburt
The Fing King of the Jungle
donttrustthemoon
Now that’s some bedhead