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Jan 23, 2017 11:58 PM
IdealizeLife
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Camali45
As a mom I can confirm if your not arms length away your on the edge.
captainri
If only Eric Clapton cared as much as this mom.
Lucywants
That has been a recurrent dream since I was a child
RelevantForOnce
You see yourself?????
technicolorsound
ridiculous premise, check. bad photoshop, check. use of previous meme, check.
LunarApocalypse
AKA, what acrophobes see. Speaking from experience
ILikeSciFi
I feel this way about myself
CatsAndNinjas
As a mom, that is 100% accurate.
LyricalKaos
Your sight is in third person?
Petedogs
As parents we spend a lot of time keeping our kids from accidentally killing themselves. It never really turns off.
MissPammie
BlackAssMamaWhiteAssDaddy
What I'm doing vs how I feel. Vertigo like a muhfugga
IAlwaysUpvoteLowBudgetCreativeWork
Erratum: What your mom dreams when you are 40 and still live with your parents.
Beartornado
I wish I could view reality as if it were edited with MS paint.
guannabislord
@IMakeShittyMSPaintPaintings
openthedoorgetontheflooreverybodydothedinosaur
"This thing is so unspeakably shitty I seem to be having a hard time even holding it"
ifanyonescurious
That toe strength
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HolyHellJezebel
You need to add someone offering you weed too.
ClickityDoucheBabaGanoosh
"For the love of God Eric! Stay away from the edge! You know what happened to little Joey from down the street..."
RavennaMagnus
Yeah, I pushed him off. I ain't pushing myself off, ma!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"Yeah well mum the difference between little Joey and me is that little Joey is a fucking retard"
TheGuyWithTheDragonTattoo
Ya OK mom, like someone will push me off cause I have a better yu gi oh deck then they do. I swear im the best yo gi aahhhhhhhhh.
smithsmithson
...He got mauled by a bear
sentmepicturesofhomemadebeefjerky
Yeah he fell off the balcony and died and was mulles
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ChaosZR1
This makes it sound like you pushed him @OP
ApparentlyDaAsianIsTakenByOtherAsiansThisIsSad
Klnwltrnk
The same thing that happened to Eric Clapton's son?
DigitalRochambeau
IronOxideMan
That's what Eric Clapton saw too
paulpounder
BillNyeYourMomsAGuy
ap70
Logged in to upvote your comment, you magnificent bastard. See you in hell.
BlackAssMamaWhiteAssDaddy
Woof. Kind of stuffy in here. Someone open a window
delilahviolet
Username Archer's Ringtone?
ToasterHawk
Mulatto butts?