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THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH :)
UnknownSquid
"Took Wilson to see the vet today. His foot is fine, but he was a little shit on the table so they had to euthanize him." -said my sister
cantthinkofanythingwhittyyet
As a welshman I can confirm the corgi one is true
Kretduy
Wow thanks, now it has actual meat
Kretduy
Meaning* xdxd
cantthinkofanythingwhittyyet
Meat was Better
YoureMum
Pompous crotch jockey
HelpMeImFEELINGandImLeaking
Except the dog flowchart should say "can you eat it... no... yes you can"
UpRisen
Well my new favorite insult is "Butterface boner waffle"
LeighWilsonArt
...and then the wolves came.
DeadpoolsTinyHand
ChestnutCritter
prawnwatcher
Can I get some sauce or the original gif
PlentyOMangos
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ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
...just like in my dream
imullofmachine
Tone deaf boner biscuit
1970sSalsa
...and then the wolves came.
JackSkellington59
Lot of stuff I haven't seen before, maybe I'm just new though. +1 either way.
Kretduy
Thanks
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
In _this_ economy?
mrkyde
That dentist/euthanasia one will always have a special place in my heart
acapellabella3
#12 apparently Marylanders don't refer to each other as anything
IratetheD
the euthanise one for sure is me.
TheRealVandalSavage
Just like that gypsy woman said it would happen.
sickburn
Half of the fake numbers have toll free area codes. The list would make sense if it wasn't proposed as an anti-creep strategy. How stupid.
DennisFroese
#1 me 6 months into the job....
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Kretduy
Is that john belushi?
DennisFroese
The one, the only
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
... and then the wolves came.
Kretduy
Xd
IndyAndyJones
The little hand on your watch is hours, not months. It just feels like months.
blackobluna
You, you pie-eating taint blossom!
BuzzJump
Couldn't continue to enjoy the dump after superman broke a guys head with a rock when near kryptonite which makes him not powerful
arewenotkingsandqueenstogether
I'm not your buddy, pal.
Kretduy
C'mon fella, you're gonna come with that, dood?
iamlurkerllama
Idiotic butt hammer
AaaaandIiiiiiWillAlwaysLoooooooveYooooouuuuuuu
Creepy Sphincter Balloon
Itseemedreasonable
Just like the gypsy woman said!
NeneJPhilly
I do say "dude" a lot… & I mean a *lot*.
Kretduy
Wow dood, #really?
thedroidyourelookinfor
#12 I ain't your bro, fella
NapoleonDynOmite
I'm not your fella, dude.
thedroidyourelookinfor
I ain't your dude, buddy
NapoleonDynOmite
I'm not your buddy pal
thedroidyourelookinfor
I'm not your pal, dude
NapoleonDynOmite
I'm not your dude, compadre.
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
So... it has come to this.
GoliathSkittles
#12 what's with the black hole of no "dude" in Texas?
WhySoDucky
I've seen so many Trump/Kim that I'm actually shipping it
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
“Is this why Fate brought us together?”
WhySoDucky
But at what cost?
Typohime
... but won't Putin get jelly?
WokeGhettoSpiritualist
#10 I wish I had insurance to cover this procedure... :/
Kretduy
:T
TwoDickJohn
#28 yeah I would take the dog instead.
TwoDickJohn
#29
Kretduy
Xd
rob7683
Is Jaden Smith using a coconut water as a phone?
Kretduy
Xd i dunno
Mposel
Looks like maybe he's using it to cool his face?
HomeXX
Screamed the stable boy
Captainplanetmotherfucker
Never noticed that before.
SomebodyCallKennyLoggins
How can coconut water be real if our phones aren't real.
maohvixen
In this economy?
soylentbeef
Wait...what the fuck have you been using coconut water for?!
economyinthis
In THIS economy
TheRicM
It's got electrolytes
howneatisthaat
As the prophesy foretold
sp1cychick3n
lol
monkeyshark
Thanks for the chuckle.
jennym123
...And then the wolves came.
Puninthe0ven
In this economy?
jellyfi5h
But at what cost?
neverdouttheworm
And then the wolves came
BreakfastShots
"Is water phone?" -Jayden Smith
coolguycoolguy
He used to keep a water bottle by his face to promote his bottled water company. The worst part is: it worked.
castlemacaw
I say bud. How ya doin, bud?
Kretduy
Bud