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Mar 14, 2018 4:35 PM
AuCourant
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PooShuffler
One alcohol warehouse please!
Heatho666
I'm gunna tell him the same thing I get told. It's self inflicted.Get the fuck over it.
Iatetoomuchpizza
Ah I relate to that title on a deep level
mineovermatter
Trash(ed) Panda
Ragsaliscious
Seriously, man I’m good! Floor is just slippery I swear!!
brushaka
Look at the cute little trashed panda
CallMeThreeGunsGreg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUMNLVtFj60 audio is good too
absoliutenus
party hard
notestoyou
Raccoons aren't rodents, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raccoon enjoy.
Magpiebones
Who said they are rodents?
Youts
*Trashed Panda
CanBeAroundBoobsWithoutStaringCreepilyAtThem
Don't let him drive and call him a taxi
wenchtastic
He's a taxi...
UpvoteFromATrashPanda
LosPer
Plot twist: That foam around his mouth isn't Coors...
trasteTh
"oh, here's one i didn't finish yet" - him probably.
Keo4real
Call him an Uber
Boatsntoes
Me if i spent the night in that warehouse too.
Testercicle
They do seem to steal booze often...
itsforscience
Exactly how I would look if I spent the night in an alcohol warehouse.
Flossugar
“Ok I’ll come out with you guys but just for one drink” *5 hours later*
Superstar69
Lucky guy living my dream
definitelyarealdoctor
Looks like Rocket had a fun night
auserwithaname
It's hard seeing animals live out your fantasy.
Themuricanpole
Til I have something in common with a racoon
Biocide669
Trash panda trashed
Mishn0
Trash Panda may be rabid.
otherbarryisadick
Trashed Panda.
puzzledmidget
Strongharbour432
Trash panda getting trashed next to the trash pile full of trash
DaltonThePolarDogManBear
"Do what you must for I have already won."
Pen15000
Looks like rabies
enterusernamehere25
animals with rabies have more coordination then that, hes definitely shit faced
TheAdventuresofStealy
Looks like it but I think there's enough evidence there to suggest it very likely isn't.
Magpiebones
Or drunk. Well, more like poisoned since it's not a human, but anyway.
MOTHERFUCKINGLUCIFERMORNINGSTAR
Alcohol IS poison to humans. It can kill you. Doesn't stop us or animals from getting drunk though. Animals eat fermented fruit all the time
exosquadwasmyfavoriteshowwheniwasachild
Magpiebones
Well true. But save from certain species they don't enjoy even the mild effects of said poisoning.
LevSco
There are several mammals that go out of their way to eat fermented fruit. Some shrews, monkeys, and bats all do this.
Magpiebones
That's why I said "certain species". :)
OpieCunningham
Last time he got drunk like that he picked a fight with Drax the Destroyer.
PrincessKuzco
Poor guy :( he must feel so sick and woozy.. he was probably looking for water
Testercicle
They are known to steal beer from coolers...picnics etc.
stayshinycapn
Poor boy. If he is drunk, he's got no idea what's happening to him.
Testercicle
You are in for a treat if you watch YouTube, they actually steal beer...
BitchinBotanist
Aw poor baby, take him to the vet stat
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Pretty sure euthanizing them like that is pretty expensive, better to club it to death
by5andy2000
Then the rabies spread. F that. Burn it with fire.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Why? It's a fucking rodent. Jesus Christ.
ThePiedPiperofRuination
They're not rodents but they can be pests.
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MyFrontPorchInMississippi
I'd kill it.
icebergsharkdude
Its still a living animal...
notestoyou
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raccoon
Verticles
By that comment I'd say so are you.
xrayx
Shots fired!
42islife
IgnoranceIsTheKey
Ye, that might be. But people keep rats as pets, and they are also rodents.
NightDany
not wild ones tho
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Also kill a metric fuck-tonne of them
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Clearly this is no one's pet. It's a pest.
IgnoranceIsTheKey
He had a rough childhood. He grew up homeless. Which led to him seeking comfort in alcoholism. He Just needs another chance.