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Feb 14, 2018 12:45 PM
GluteusMaximus20
68245
2082
85
Edit: Front page twice in one day?! Send your kitties, all kinds preferably :3
SomeGiantIdiot
Disgusting. Marking to never come back here again.
LazyPoultry
You're doing God's work here, son.
UncleEthansFavoriteNephew
ItsDandySpaceDandy
InnerUniverse
Somehow I feel better knowing there is still a massive world of internet porn that I didn't even know about until just now.
nelnerrr
X videos says a lot about who you are as a person, personally I think x videos over all
amyrose
Literotica... When what you want isn't on video
whatupmyknitters
i love literotica. hard to search on it though.
wilsonClicker
You've certainly broadened my biceps..er I mean horizons.
confirmsthings
Into the saved shit folder you go...
Mystupidpictures
I don't see chaturbate in the live cams section. slight fail, but saving for later research...
AztecRunner
ItsDandySpaceDandy
Mykho
thebiglizard
Wait, RosettaStone? Is that really one? Lol
Fifofu
I had so little culture.
Uhhjustaskingforafriend
And Porn Hub priemium is free today.
IWantToShakeMyBigBabyBooty
Do you need a credit card to sign up for it?
Medic36
theMostUsernameOfAll
now do a list of free independent news sites @OP
GluteusMaximus20
3dartwork
Make damn sure pop-up blocker, ad blocker and all your antivirus is turned on. Shits awful at times
ItsDandySpaceDandy
niggakawaii
Jeremy is that you?
ItsDandySpaceDandy
Nope. Sorry.
TheIncrediblePirate
Hahaha brilliant
IOnlyFavoriteDickButtAndImNotEvenMad
Perfection.
ItsDandySpaceDandy
GluteusMaximus20
I just choked on my water
TeenageMutantNinjaAbortedFetuses
Not the only thing you’ll be choking on tonight ;)
TamereEsti
Smooth
SometimesISayDumbShit
can I favorite this even I I'm not single?
GluteusMaximus20
Mans gotta do what a mans gotta do
screamingwinemaker
and women ;)
GluteusMaximus20
Tis true!
powernapsRgr8t
This will come in handy.
MyFavoritesAreWallpapers
This pun is way under appreciated
GluteusMaximus20
Kellboy69
i could go for a come in handy right about now.
saltyvinegarstrokes1
I see what you did there
Hatsunn
ItsDandySpaceDandy
tomb818
OK, which ones dont give your PC AIDs?
greendogblue
Literally all of them are safe. Did you not read the text at the top of the image?
5P4C3M4N
Is e621 in there
greendogblue
we got rule34.paheal though!
Nilowame
The YIFF is strong in this one.
SexualConsent
No, I checked. I'm disappointed
CrestKnight
what about deviantart or furaffinity, those are fairly popular. or so i've heard.
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Dewon
That post might get me banned, I realize now..
Bandignomette
GOOD SAVE!
SexualConsent
Or e621
SktangBdumpaRunkaThunk
For a shitload more NSFW subreddits than get shown here, check out Scrolller.com. It lets you create a massive personalized porn gallery 1/2
SktangBdumpaRunkaThunk
compiled from hundreds of nsfw subreddits. It also has a bunch of SFW subs too. Has anything ya want be it cute, artsy, or sexy. 2/2
Bandignomette
Intriguing!
CaptureTheFag
Oh nice
Blze001
Dude, that Tumblr section needs to be WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY longer. I have, like, 20 blogs bookmarked on my faptop.
3nd3rwiggin
Yeah, what he said, don't even think about it!
EvilRado
It scrolls
alldaytaytay
Those are rookie numbers
dp487
Same for the Reddit section.
ElbowDeepInASnake
The full list is slightly longer, warning mature /a/QjnCG
cryocybo03
Ha, I have 4,600+ currently followed, and only 200 or so are for non-porn purposes. (Wait, why am I proud of this?)
fitninjajames
Don't you dare share any of that with us, ya hear?
JustARandomStrangerOnTheInternet
Crowlands
The reddits is missing my favourite: Gone wild audio.
puttrick
My favorite at work
Crowlands
My favourite while lying in bed.
StupidIdeaMaschine
A frien of mine once told me about a great site with porn. XNXX... That shit has about 5 pixel per clip...
DeTobiasch
Xvideos is pretty low res as well, but they have so much...
SpasticTactician
The idea that someone must be single to jerk off is so bizarre.
BruhStop
Hi my names chris and I’ve been jerking off forever. Married for 5 years... still the same. So basically...
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SpasticTactician
Why lie?
errdog
Yeah, I'm married and just spanked it for the 2nd time today
TheAssassinArtemisEntreri
He said, this post is for singles, he doesn't say people in relationships don't jerk it, just that this isn't for them, whatever they do
theFinks
right? I'm married and the wife is at work and I found out PornHub has free premium this week... oh boy
Xen300
The idea that someone must have porn to jerk off is so bizarre.
whatupmyknitters
welcome to the 21st century
Xen300
Ha! This is something you're actually *proud* of isn't it?
whatupmyknitters
....being alive in the 21st century?
Xen300
Being so up-to-date that you need to access internet pornography whenever you have a wank. To each their own, I suppose.
PresidentProTempore
I think it's more along the fact that people who are single are the ones more likely to be jacking off
Amtherion
I think it's more along the fact that people who are still breathing are likely to spank the monkey or flick the bean.
nefets
statistically true
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnm
I seriously think its because single people think people in couples are just fucking all the time. Lol
TittyWolff
I jacked it way more in all my relationships than when I'm single
KansasComrade
Today in particular
SpasticTactician
Patently untrue.
EvenStevensEvenSemen
I think having zero sex means that 100% of the occasions of horniness result in masturbation. Where as, when coupled, only like 80% do
SpasticTactician
Sex and masturbation meet different needs. If you are using your wife to relieve horniness, you're doing it wrong.
EvenStevensEvenSemen
If you CAN'T have sex you'll masturbate. If you CAN have sex you'll do it sometimes. It's not rocket science, Sherlock.
reddraggon220
not all who jerk off are single, but all who are single do jerk off
GreaterDog
-JRR Tolkein
BlackTwitterRep
SpasticTactician
If anyone tells you that some who are not single DON'T jerk off, they are lying to you.
alanivar75
Nah, but I go from 3/day to 1/week when I'm with someone
SpasticTactician
Why? Sex and masturbation are different activities that serve different purposes.
McPopplers
Tell that to my ex
whatupmyknitters
well get your ex over here and we'll tell them
AawesomeAardvaark
Maybe for you. When I'm getting it on the reg i don't usually have the urge to jerk it
TheFeralDog
Getting off is the end result in both, so the urge diminishes some for the other after finished with one
whatupmyknitters
i agree with this. sometimes i wanna get off real quick and go to sleep. sometimes i wanna ride my bf's dick all night long. it's different.
Comradesjeltonarmy
I mean it's generally frowned upon to choke the chicken or flick the bean when in a relationship. The other feeling inadequate and all.
SpasticTactician
Only by weird, controlling jerks.
Comradesjeltonarmy
I would disagree. It is all about communication and ensuring that doing said activity isnt going to effect the others psyche about it. I 1
whatupmyknitters
it is? boy have i been doing it wrong...
Comradesjeltonarmy
I mean when your so finds out they may feel hurt. I know my ex felt that way same as me. Like if my so is getting off I want to be involved