For all of you singles this Valentine’s Day

Feb 14, 2018 12:45 PM

GluteusMaximus20

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Edit: Front page twice in one day?! Send your kitties, all kinds preferably :3

Disgusting. Marking to never come back here again.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You're doing God's work here, son.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We made it

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Somehow I feel better knowing there is still a massive world of internet porn that I didn't even know about until just now.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

X videos says a lot about who you are as a person, personally I think x videos over all

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Literotica... When what you want isn't on video

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

i love literotica. hard to search on it though.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You've certainly broadened my biceps..er I mean horizons.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Into the saved shit folder you go...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't see chaturbate in the live cams section. slight fail, but saving for later research...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait, RosettaStone? Is that really one? Lol

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I had so little culture.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And Porn Hub priemium is free today.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Do you need a credit card to sign up for it?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

now do a list of free independent news sites @OP

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

best I could do for you mate

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Make damn sure pop-up blocker, ad blocker and all your antivirus is turned on. Shits awful at times

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 2

Jeremy is that you?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Nope. Sorry.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hahaha brilliant

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Perfection.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just choked on my water

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Not the only thing you’ll be choking on tonight ;)

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Smooth

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

can I favorite this even I I'm not single?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Mans gotta do what a mans gotta do

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

and women ;)

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Tis true!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This will come in handy.

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 3

This pun is way under appreciated

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

i could go for a come in handy right about now.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see what you did there

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

OK, which ones dont give your PC AIDs?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Literally all of them are safe. Did you not read the text at the top of the image?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is e621 in there

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

we got rule34.paheal though!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The YIFF is strong in this one.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, I checked. I'm disappointed

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

what about deviantart or furaffinity, those are fairly popular. or so i've heard.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

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8 years ago (deleted Feb 14, 2018 5:09 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

That post might get me banned, I realize now..

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

GOOD SAVE!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Or e621

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

For a shitload more NSFW subreddits than get shown here, check out Scrolller.com. It lets you create a massive personalized porn gallery 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

compiled from hundreds of nsfw subreddits. It also has a bunch of SFW subs too. Has anything ya want be it cute, artsy, or sexy. 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Intriguing!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh nice

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude, that Tumblr section needs to be WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY longer. I have, like, 20 blogs bookmarked on my faptop.

8 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 4

Yeah, what he said, don't even think about it!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It scrolls

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Those are rookie numbers

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same for the Reddit section.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The full list is slightly longer, warning mature /a/QjnCG

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ha, I have 4,600+ currently followed, and only 200 or so are for non-porn purposes. (Wait, why am I proud of this?)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't you dare share any of that with us, ya hear?

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

The reddits is missing my favourite: Gone wild audio.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

My favorite at work

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

My favourite while lying in bed.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A frien of mine once told me about a great site with porn. XNXX... That shit has about 5 pixel per clip...

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Xvideos is pretty low res as well, but they have so much...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The idea that someone must be single to jerk off is so bizarre.

8 years ago | Likes 317 Dislikes 9

Hi my names chris and I’ve been jerking off forever. Married for 5 years... still the same. So basically...v

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

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8 years ago (deleted Apr 4, 2020 10:37 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Why lie?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I'm married and just spanked it for the 2nd time today

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He said, this post is for singles, he doesn't say people in relationships don't jerk it, just that this isn't for them, whatever they do

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

right? I'm married and the wife is at work and I found out PornHub has free premium this week... oh boy

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The idea that someone must have porn to jerk off is so bizarre.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

welcome to the 21st century

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ha! This is something you're actually *proud* of isn't it?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

....being alive in the 21st century?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Being so up-to-date that you need to access internet pornography whenever you have a wank. To each their own, I suppose.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I think it's more along the fact that people who are single are the ones more likely to be jacking off

8 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 2

I think it's more along the fact that people who are still breathing are likely to spank the monkey or flick the bean.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

statistically true

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I seriously think its because single people think people in couples are just fucking all the time. Lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I jacked it way more in all my relationships than when I'm single

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Today in particular

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Patently untrue.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

I think having zero sex means that 100% of the occasions of horniness result in masturbation. Where as, when coupled, only like 80% do

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Sex and masturbation meet different needs. If you are using your wife to relieve horniness, you're doing it wrong.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you CAN'T have sex you'll masturbate. If you CAN have sex you'll do it sometimes. It's not rocket science, Sherlock.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

not all who jerk off are single, but all who are single do jerk off

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

-JRR Tolkein

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If anyone tells you that some who are not single DON'T jerk off, they are lying to you.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Nah, but I go from 3/day to 1/week when I'm with someone

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Why? Sex and masturbation are different activities that serve different purposes.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 9

Tell that to my ex

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

well get your ex over here and we'll tell them

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Maybe for you. When I'm getting it on the reg i don't usually have the urge to jerk it

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Getting off is the end result in both, so the urge diminishes some for the other after finished with one

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

i agree with this. sometimes i wanna get off real quick and go to sleep. sometimes i wanna ride my bf's dick all night long. it's different.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I mean it's generally frowned upon to choke the chicken or flick the bean when in a relationship. The other feeling inadequate and all.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 4

Only by weird, controlling jerks.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would disagree. It is all about communication and ensuring that doing said activity isnt going to effect the others psyche about it. I 1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it is? boy have i been doing it wrong...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean when your so finds out they may feel hurt. I know my ex felt that way same as me. Like if my so is getting off I want to be involved

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0