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Feb 28, 2018 1:40 AM
HarryPotterandtheReallyLongUsername
147343
3313
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https://www.facebook.com/LADbible/videos/2975851229128714/
PMSESP
I got engaged over 30 years ago with a sandwich bag twist tie. I still have it...in my jewelery box.
ButteryButtsButterflyCups
that's really cute
MantisTobagganMD
She looks like Matt Lucas
marsupialsrus
That happened to me in 1st grade
SurfingWithTheAlien
Relatives son asked his crush to marry him when in kindergarden.He had it all planned out too. Said they were going to live in the kids park
BarakaWakaFlame
manslut
Dad's cute tho
lynass
Meanwhile at Tommy’s house...
Memgur
Prenup
catlovesfood
I teach two six year olds that neigh at each other and say they’re boyfriend/girlfriend. I hope one of them pulls a tommy.
Snickbrack
thatdudethatslonely
The video is worth watching with sound just for the woman in the background hysterically laughing
wantfastcars
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madamestaubknolle
thanks for pointing that out, loved it :D
BijouGreenBirdie
Can confirm this is true.
burtgummersurvivalist
Diewithasmile
Tommy’s gonna get thrown a beatin
Cats2cats
Tommy’s mum; where’s my $#*+ing ring? Tomeeeeeee????????
IPoopOnCompanyTime
The internet has ruined me, I was expecting a cock ring.
FiveFtP0tato
My husband asked me to marry him when we were in Kindergarten. I Still have the 25 cent ring. We grew up together newborns up, 3 mths apart.
cutofyojib
I see you Cory and Topanga!
FiveFtP0tato
Awwww I loved that show
zorakid
did you guys ever date anyone else? just curious.
FiveFtP0tato
Yes. We tried. Mainly our mothers thought we should give other people a chance. Didn't ever work out. We had a 3 year seperation later on.
FiveFtP0tato
Yet, here we are. Love is hard as heck balls. I couldn't grow old with anyone else though. He tells me everyday he'd be lost without me.
Pawnderlust
When I was in grade 2 a boy brought me a gold bracelet, my parents thought he stole it from his mom. His mom said she let him & I got to kee
Pawnderlust
Keep it.
kreativ91
i would marry the dad. realy cute guy. could instantly fall in love with that face
Janusha
And this is how Tommy died.
BearsEatBeetsAtTheFinerThingsClub
And here’s Tommy at the baseball game...
fetchted
Dude! Your 'wife' is laughing in the background. But, where/what des her ring look like? #KeepItClean
rampa
A girl at preschool proposed to my stepson, he managed to have 3 other boys married with her too so he can spend less time with her 1/2
rampa
because she does everything with him and he thinks it's stupid 2/2
Uhura
Same thing happened to me! The only thing I understood was that my parents were freaking out when I showed them the ring and were...
Uhura
immediately on the phone.
siler7
I don't find this adorable. Probably because I grew up around a lot of thieves.
Cuntard
i’m just glad this wasn’t one of those creepily overprotective about his 5 year old daughter’s vagina things
MoonFaceinc
English dads tend to be a little more chill in that regard
DigitalMau
I once stole $300 from my parent's desk that was for groceries and spent them buying pokemon cards from the asshole neighbor kids.
DigitalMau
we got the money back, i dont remember much after that.
ProductivityCanSuckIt
RIP Tommy.
Bonsaipanda
Trace his call, end his lineage, salt the earth.
RasputinRevied
When he gets home..
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CactusFantastic0
Were they on a break?
ApolloTheSpaceFox
My mom would have made me dig a grave for myself to scare bad
gigaskill
KingOfAntarctica
GigFledge
Read it all in an Irish accent..
eyebagsfordayyys
notareej
same
Crumpus
Me too, but Im Irish, so I guess I read everything in an Irish accent.
embo3333
I'm so jealous right now
GigFledge
Yeah, that's a fair point
frankg101
Me too, but I'm a southerner in the US.
BabyFaceMaroni
This happened to my wife when she was little. Some boy in her class colored a paper ring and asked her to marry him. (1/2)
StarrSmasherr
I stole my moms engagement ring and hid it in a tin when I was 2. She eventually found it months later when she knocked the tin off a shelf
HellsBelly
And you went on to steal that boy's dream? Not cool bro, not cool
duisdaniel
man im feel weird but when i was a kid i stole my mom's wedding ring,till this day I don't know why my mom look at my schoolbag and found it
BabyFaceMaroni
She said no and that she only accepts real diamonds. The next day he brought her his mom's wedding ring. Luckily the teacher found it.
snakeoilsalesman
In the pawn shop.
jtb1313
So it worked?
quattroformaggix4
Wow, bold little human to request real diamonds. I’m more savage and woulda asked to share his snacks.
Krympehl
bring your snacks and tree fiddy
Bacxaber
You almost had me, Loch Ness Monster! Get outta here! I ain't givin' you no tree fiddy!
lovehandlesmessiah
It was about that time that Tommy noticed his girlfriend was an 8 story tall crustacean from the Paleolithic era.
MakeTabbouleNotWar
I’ve been told diamonds are earned. Older sister who after many years finally got her diamond.
GreetingsSirAndOrMaamIAmUsingThisFieldToIntroduceMyselfAscrsklr
Is that a breast joke?
quattroformaggix4
Way back before people opened tinder exchanges with the question ‘hey, do you do anal?”, it used to be referenced as THE way to get diamonds
MakeTabbouleNotWar
No don’t think so.