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Ken M on fracking
Ken M on space years
Ken M on teenage pranks
Ken M on brunch
Ken M on the Apollo moon landing flags
GRAG90
What a legend.
Generalno1
Love how he takes it up a notch if people reply. "I have an audience, time to go for the kill"
Rampagingtortoise
He honestly makes them looks pretty stupid too. Its brilliant.
ikbenlike
I lost it at
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
Oh man that last line:
freenna
That last line is genius! Technically he's right!
Illuminatits
the portmanteau one lolol xD
dekket
I fucking lost it at "dipping his testicles in the bowl".
KobayashiPorcelain
This post missed some of his best: http://lndGKhttp">/imgur.c">/lnd">NW">http">/imgur.c">/lndGKNW">http://imgur.com/lndGKNW /TDjYLXI http://imgur.com/mAiVdRQ http://imgur.com/TK9OhvK
LCMcG
Can confirm: Clays are shifty as fuck.
KobayashiPorcelain
Also, this one: http://imgur.com/x8OegU7
BeforeISayAnythingIJustWannaStartOffBySayin
Mars is above most* of our clouds
frodoslostfinger
If there was gravity in space, all the planets would fall down!
valrawrg
Ken M makes my vagina tingle
newsguycraigevans
Ken M might be my spirit animal
CorneliusCornwall
PROOF! A bawdy tale can and will excite a woman, no actual touching required. Ken you seductive sob.
WeShallDoubleOurEfforts
That just flew in the face of propriety!
dekket
Well hello.
FurMissile
I fucking want to meet Kit Duncan so bad.
FlyingCrow91
"Do a Google search on Bing."
aRicardoCamacho
I died. And no one even replied to that.
imprettyrelevant
If the dirt pig has a shadow, it means his body is opaque. 5/7, Ken.
pariahdog119
Well, he's not wrong though.
GabeisloveGabeislife
That's why he gets a perfect score.
imprettyrelevant
Which is, in my opinion, the best part. :)
NotSureWhatUsernameToUse
Ken is a genuine genius, I love Ken! Go Ken!
ikma
there were so many new ones in this batch too!
JohnnyDeformed
TIL that potato is latin for king of the peanuts.
ScottBarret
CaptainCancer
Dirtpig is most definitely opaque
MileHighLivin
Oh shit. What if my brain is self aware already? What if i'M TOO SMART??
IGetThingsWrong
Can you write your name backwards AND frontwards?
AbeFromanSausageKingOfChicago
AchooFuckYou
Ken M is a troll artist!
raidleadergutts
Well of course! Trolling is a art.
oldlampsfornew
https://upvoted.com/2015/10/03/ken-m-interview-internet-troll/
doc70
thank you for that, although rather sad it is not the 73 y.o. retiree that is pictured in his profile pics. still, hats off.
RustlinYourJimmies
This makes me like this dude even more
toraidhe
Ken M, the only good troll. Never rude, always funny.
HmmVeryInteresting
I like how he sets up everything for the final blow
insteadzeppelin
Lost it at "a women needs to only hear a bawdy goals in the face of propriety" !!
thanatos388
What does this even mean?
IFidgetSpinAndDabOnThemHatersWhileIVapeOnMyHoverboard
What he meant to say was "a bawdy tale that flies in the face of propriety". So probably a dirty joke of some kind.
SpikedSynapse
FusRoDoodles
Who is this? How did we find him? You mean to tell me people actually read the comments on News Articles?
viciousrana
Bro, I mainly use my Yahoo account to alternate between laughing my ass off and feeling really, really sad.
AkevoTheBard
I literally just said, out loud, "I can't even..." and I'm a white male in my late 30's
robogeek78
What do earthquakes have to do with Battlestar Galactica
pariahdog119
Bears
Fluphyduck
Ken M. - not the hero we deserve but the one we need. And we didn't know we needed this until Ken.
ckowkayy
If you like this you should join us over at /r/kenm
IAmGandarf
Tsk.. you're fuel for Obama supporters
ExpectedDickbuttGotDickbutt
Now i'm worried my brain will become self-aware and take over my body
pariahdog119
IT ALREADY HAS
ExpectedDickbuttGotDickbutt
no. I'm a trump supporter. my brain has been functional for years.
ListenHereFukko
Hasn't *
ExpectedDickbuttGotDickbutt
i was trying do do a Ken M ...
ListenHereFukko
I'll go to the corner now. Call me when my time is up
shakinbones
That was one of my faves
Millillion
mirrorz
After reading the first few I thought Ken to be a simpleton. Read a few more and the guy is one of the best trolls on the internet.
bak87
If he's not a master troll then I've lost faith in humanity.
Trid
Still can't help but to read his comments in the voice of Larry the Cable Guy.
InfiniteSynapse
Yeah the first few I still had my doubts but at one point I got absolutely convinced.
larryrocketpants
I like how he says what he thinks instead of what he thinks people want. Honesty is the best courage.
tomyironmane
Marsmallowmancer
"Vulgarity is the fool's fig leaf."
Boondangle40
LOL
melaqueef3000
honestly though, he's the best kind of troll. not being rude or offensive, simply saying stupid shit.
dpidcoe
and it's not just stupid shit, but shit that's stupid in a maddeningly clever sort of way.
MiamiSucks
"the planets will fall down"...
ckowkayy
As a subscriber to /r/kenm , I get to see daily kenm posts
DreadPirateWestley
I wonder if this is the work of one person, or a genius collective
GaryTheCuttlefish
We should start a Ken M cult.
jimvzyl
reddit.com/r/kenm is already a cult. They even refused his offer of an AMA to keep him mysterious. Kenm goes by /u/KennyEmmy on reddit.
loitho
There is an interview of him, Google "ken m troll interview" it's quite funny :)
DreadPirateWestley
Ah, so it is one man! That makes it even more impressive
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Or just click! https://upvoted.com/2015/10/03/ken-m-interview-internet-troll/
freenna
Love for you.
Camelspotting
Most of these seem to be the same person, the ones with crap spelling are probably different.
ProtegoPotatoes
But how have you never seen ken m before?? He's a legend!
mirrorz
The disparity between the things which I have seen to the things which I have not could possibly be quite large since I've never seen them.
ThatsNotMickeyMouseThatsJustTitDirt
Easy. Just circle the things you have seen and the ones left are the things you haven't seen.
NinjaSpork
I have a growing suspicion that Paklu Papito and Ken M are one and the same
HodorIsADJ
I crash camel into bridge. I no care.
CorneliusCornwall
They need to do witty battle atop a mountain
witchtrash
There can be only one