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Mar 26, 2016 10:43 AM
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englishaccentnotbritish
I got your back, Emily
Yourfavoritebandsucks1974
I wish Jimmy Kimmel's show was only mean tweets, I might actually watch it then.
LoneWanderer101
Guy said he'd screw himself with his detached limb and yet the world is the fucked up one?
HillOfBeans
You're the real deal, friend.
nanotaxi
Dinosaurs are awesome. That Anderson Cooper one could just as easily be taken as a compliment.
pegesue
Anderson Cooper may be a dinosaur but he did a great job moderating the debates. And they aren't over my friends.
theaterofdreams
Pharrel really does look like a sewer rat
jaychay
There is literally nothing wrong with Emily Blunt.
ulaczymi2
I LOVE Emily Blunt's voice. I like how she say 'crown' https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkL0zu-aV94 and there's that lingerie singing scene
TheEdmontonMan
Her laugh is adorable.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
The size of Selena Gomez's face bothers me. Like, the space between her bottom lip & her eyes is like 1 inch but the rest of her head is big
cheryltuntmuffin
"I hope you all have a great weekend! Except you, Lisa Kudrow. Fuck you." I lose my shit with this one every time.
IlovegrumpycatandIdontcare
Her wonderful laugh also makes it that much more enjoyable!! :D
jadedbelle21
They really are so random and funny.
notthecreativewizard
Sauce for the lazy?
MOTHERFUCKINGFLYINGSPAGHETTIMONSTER
cheryltuntmuffin
https://youtu.be/XOVSvFPg-_c
notthecreativewizard
Thank you! You are the heroe we all,in our laziness, deserve.
VTShark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LABGimhsEys around the 1:55 mark
TheSaintedPhysicianDoctor
. for later.
notthecreativewizard
I can't stop laughing! Thank you and I hope yo DO have a great weekend,not like Lisa Kudrow: )
tippytruck
BeelzebubsBasil
Still true.
TheDTYP
You missed Brian Cranston's reaction. "Hahah that's a good one. I will find you."
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TheDTYP
He arrives precisely when he means to.
grandmaskerlook
Here's a link to it, it's quite epic: https://youtu.be/gTix7FDHZcA?t=2m21s
IAmMonkeyGirl
Julia Louis-Drefuss...her face is awesome!
Dominian
Some of the celebs are given funnier and less insulting tweets than others. You don't have to act a laugh, when the tweet is funny as fuck.
Fadedsun
I like the reactions where they seem to be taking it in good fun.
iamthisguy247
Umm..that Kevin James Kickstarter? Where do I contribute?
TheDudeanator
Thank you for all of these not being useless gifs, and the text being on the picture, not having to let each gif play to read it.
MedicineFTWQ
Nice Jimmy Fallon reference haha
astronave
He does God's work.
FusRoDoodles
Some do deserve gifsets. Like I'm pretty sure Wiz Khalifa says "Man f*ck you" or something after his tweet. Or maybe that was Lil' Wayne.
4thE
Is it weird that I agree with about half of these?
FusRoDoodles
They were picked because they were amusing and or clever. Otherwise it would all be "JUSTIN BEIBER SUCKS".
DrunkShakespeare
The segment isn't called inaccurate tweets
Ruudeboy
Some of these are spot on. Ferret drake, heh.
MandaloreIncognito
For some reason, this one made me guffaw.
RoyalCanuckistan
Cannot unsee :P
prose11396
Lol that one about Paul Ryan though...
TheGayPenguin
Probably the most annoyingly attractive GOP shithead, for me at least.
Flyndaran
His eyes look like they're falling off his head. Like a goofier Billy Ray Cyrus.
XenomorphZZ
Really wasn't helping his case with the death glare.
sorryshari
I hate his pig name. - @ronia83
Clockworkliar
I would've bet whole entire dollars that Bob Newhart was dead.
thisusernameistakenow
Katy Perry looks so disturbed. "da fuck did i just read?"
DAMMITSTOPSTEALINGMYFAVORITEUSERNAMES
I mean they DID threaten to chop off their arm and fuck themselves with it... That's pretty disturbing to me, I don't know about you.
Krys948
http://imgur.com/lV4mFJN
bachterman
she does have a really jewish name.
LadyWidebottom
I completely lost it at the David Blaine one. So fucking accurate
IseeallofthesepeoplewithlongusernamesandIdecidedtotryitout
What the hell is going on with his eyes
LadyWidebottom
His voice is putting his face to sleep. It's perfect.
skwawkward
I think Micheal Strahan is frigging adorable
pegesue
U r out of your frigging mind. Adorable? It's a wonder that he speaks as well as he does w/ those teeth. Get them fixed, u can afford it.
TerzieffGodefroy
I wish Kanye West would read mean tweets. I bet there's some rich shit out there.
pegesue
Kanye West should keep his mouth shut. Everything that comes out of it is whining, love me, I married a Kardashian. Let her bail him out.
CrazyCatLad
Rich, sure. But not him. *drops mic*
ThisUserNameReallySucks
You are my hero
Dickiedickdickenz
Most of these are pretty much spot on
Mos2414
I'd take the fat Bruce Willis comment as like, the biggest damn compliment in the world.
Campcirclejerk
When did Aron Paul turn into that homeless person I saw pissing on the subway this morning?
NipplesInAJar
Yes.
Idownvotegunnuts
He is most famous for playing a meth addict. When did he not look like a homeless person?
LinRick
Just after filling in for Joe Pesci in the reboot of home alone
MyFartsHitMyBalls
He's been hanging with Wiz.
fatbitcheslovecake
When he moved in with bojack
therealsiem
So that was him
mambloo
Bob does look old.
ELOHELEHLola
That's what happens when you get old
screamingshits
i just checked he's 86. was born in 1929. he's lived through some interesting times, the depression, civil rights, gay rights...wow
AnythingMuchShorter
Gay rights makes the list but world war II does not.
AromaTaint
World Of Warcraft is now clearly more important...historically speaking.
screamingshits
LOL touche
Muchbeefsodinner
He is old though. It's like saying samuel l jackson looks black.
TeeJayJay
Didn't he pass away recently?
GetOffMyLawnYa
Nobody told him.
kmikl
Someone from the Newhart show did, but Bob is still going.
Counterfit
You might be thinking of his character on the big bang theory
jellybeaniebaby
I feel bad for Jon Hamm
HorribleMonster
He looks so very very hurt and sad over the comment.
screamingshits
i'm sure he's crying all the way to the bank, esp with that Hamm loaf in his pants
dirtjur
https://imgur.com/mfr2Hh2
Sklrr
The first couple of seasons of Mad Men were brilliant. Too bad they faltered in the last 2 seasons.
theheebs25
wiz does look like a homeless woman though
Refmylife
Is he pretending to know how to read in that pic? Not racist.
bldl
He looks like Whoopi Goldberg in Jumping Jack Flash.
AuntSharron
Tbh most new musicians/"millennials" look like they just crawled out of their tent Sunday morning at Bonnaroo.
FergusonMichaelJordanBishop
the one that is on the dot to me is David Blaine tweet. This nigga really looks like his voice is putting his face to sleep.
PrincessAnus
He does..
prismbear
TIL homeless women have gold chains, diamond earrings and leather jackets
n7warrior
And Paul Ryan is Satan incarnate.
Dynomyk3
I laugh every time I see that one
kingbrujah
agreed.
ChickenVegetas
Drake looks like a ferret too
TotalDramaXtremist
Nah, he's looking more like Voldemort with hair.
Ansatsunin
(jk obviously, have my upvote :P)
LukkaPucca
Drake the type of nigga that pretends to be asleep when he gets home at night so his boys have to carry him inside
Ansatsunin
Really? All I see when I look at him is a giant, steaming turd.
lumpadump
i knew some one would say it and be top comment, i've been here way too long
Muchbeefsodinner
Yah. That person seems pretty on point.
Mirawatts
Aaron Paul looks like a hobo.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Right. All jokes aside, I love his music, but 10/10 would try to offer him women's shelter resources if i saw him on the street.
Campcirclejerk
" I roll up the wiz khalif to get a hook" Krayzie Bone, on marijuana and wiz' pop tendencies
bigdog1983
This needs to happen. And be filmed
Dopplerfart
Music?
twoguns1994
"Music"
gordonderp
DAE RAP IS NOT MUSIC, CAN'T SPELL CRAP WITHOUT RAP METAL IS REAL MUSIC XDDDDDDDDDD
stonedkyuby
The song he did for MKX was pretty nice IMO
notegbert
"wiz"
HungLikeHorseFly
"his"
BlunderbussVigilante
"love"
defaulted
My sentiments exactly.
autumnGameQueen
That 1 & the David Blaine 1 had me LMFAO!
Standard727
And hey, Katy Perry the movie? What the Eff is wrong with this world?
Flyndaran
Sounds kind of cool, then again I did see The Spice Girls movie in a theater. So maybe my opinion isn't the norm. :)
HungLikeHorseFly
The only movie I want to see her in is an "xxx" movie.
quantumpacket
I could get behind that
Logeon
Katy Perry just looks like a porno Zooey Deschanel anyway.
Flyndaran
Deschanel looks likes she's trying too hard. Perry lookse like she really is just that zany silly in real lfe.
overnightbromance
Dr. Phil is spot on
Cogflak
I'd be lying if I said I didn't agree.
Flyndaran
He's a horrible person and therapist even before he slept with a patient and lies about being a Doctor.
overnightbromance
Yeah I think referring to him as a "therapist" is pretty insulting to the profession
ScarletGumby
He looks like a homeless crackhead trying to get her life together so she can get her babies back.
avian
Never seen or heard of the person till that picture, was wondering why that hobo lady was a celebrity
pleasesendcows
I think the best ones are those that are totally true
prose11396
"I thought this was supposed to be mean tweets?"
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
I lost my shit to that gif, woke up everyone with my laughter
TerraDactyl89
Honestly being compared to them could be taken as a pretty big compliment, even with the fat/gay jab thrown in there at the end.
Justineer
Too many people think that fat/gay alone are enough to make something insulting so it's lost any potency.
LeadByBadExample
Yes, that is what it says. Fuck off.
AceOfShovels
Living up to the username
TheBlasphemingTomatoGuy
no you
jsparker43
mmmm if you say so ;)
Gingertits90
I don't think I've ever seen this many downvotes and it not say "deleted."
jsparker43
Ever seen the Edward Macaroni Fork comment?
dancealittlestranger
Wow, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today.
LeadByBadExample
Nah, I just don't care for these kinds of comments. I fucking hate people who feel the need to just reproduce a piece of text from the post
liquidbeef
I agree with you- I like to say "reference game on point" when someone repeats a line from the post.
LeadByBadExample
It is fucking pointless, annoying, and pointwhoring.
liquidbeef
Not really point whoring. Isn't it more annoying to see "I fucking lost it at _____"
LeadByBadExample
No, because at least that is a reaction to the post.