MohammedAshemimry
135353
2073
68
Nov 13, 2017 3:12 PM
MohammedAshemimry
135353
2073
68
theyar
My busy playing PlayStation...
1414145691
lions are very straight forward... they like a guy and then just put their vadge directly onto him...
MakeTabbouleNotWar
This was me last week. Body wants to make a baby, doesn’t understand i had it fixed so it won’t do that anymore!
JosephVissarionovichStalin
Don’t pretend you have a girlfriend and a playstation. Nobody does that.
inferno34
Hes trying not to catch a charge
Greeneyeddevil
'Hey babe, look, I shaved my legs and opened a new tub of cocoa butter....babe...babe....babbbbyyyyyyyy'
NinjasStoleMyMama
She wants to feel the love tonight.
Derodric
Lion in 2 months: "Holy shit she was hitting on me!"
rooefa
lol!!!!
MisterWho
Me picking up on flirtation.
BayazTheBenevolent
Yep that's a kitty in heat. Lionbro better watch out.
withstupid
i would still miss the point
AtsaMattaForYou
somethingsomethingwittyhere
Not tonight honey, I have a headache.
ProudAussie
He just doesn't want ro be accused of sexual harassment.
Ruthis
@wolevehero
kojenk
Begone thot ?
gavinhos
Atomsk
And he was just lion there...
GeminiBattle
my cat does the same thing. all cats do this. They want nothing but to disrupt peace.
WowMuchFuni
When my GF tries to distract me from Skyrim
jk, I'm single
MisterWho
You give her the ol’ stiff arm
Tophar01
*You're
StannisBaratheonEnglishGrammarian
You have my approval.
senseihugo
vermanshane
*Playstation as well.
IceWeaselX
Dryish
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call sexual harassment.
LaughingSeraphim
Knallerfraun
IceWeaselX
TBF, in the source, he started it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okFWkvbRMkc
Anthroposapien
That poor male lion is going to get accused of sexual misconduct and may lose his career as the MGM lion.
mistermichigan
#himtoo
fistermatic5000
Considering that male felines have barbs on their dicks, and have to physically hold the female down, you can add sexual assault.
FullOfKittenPics
My bf is like how the female is and I'm like how the male is. Ass backwards.
ChooseFree
That's called normal
FullOfKittenPics
Normally not for me, I'm usually the lioness.
cancerriddenlung
I think she wants something...but I don't know what...
AlfredGaebeli
D.
Monodo
I'd be lion if I said that I knew what she wants
orangatuan
She wants a cup of Tea.
LagoonSpoon
Unless she says no. Than don't make her drink tea.
nubdo
She wants you to switch to pc
2fligh2high
cancerriddenlung
namenamename2
um ... where is this from?
Scubasteve0571
Van Wilder
cancerriddenlung
Is it?
Ravenuser
cancerriddenlung
TheHawkRules
Ravenuser
I hope you noticed the irony of your reaction.
TheHawkRules
TresusIbor
DOOOOO
ScatterJ0Y
That title is a train wreck
Santorrr
Hey. Not all of us speak English natively.
EACustomerService
Even those who speak English natively sometimes can't speak English
drame
Neither am I but I do have some expectation of quality in posts. :p
catsquirrel1337
Yeah i use to speak infant, now speek engrish. it arent that hard
rimehoarfrost
English is hard but it can be understood through thorough thought, though.
girafficdesign
Cant google translate the title
blahmehblahblahmeh
like your parent's marriage
AshyLarry187
Sounds like someone's projecting
blahmehblahblahmeh
are we in a theater?
Alvi123