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Oct 16, 2016 6:44 AM
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Themanman
@soalsteil #5
putinmybutt
These roasts are so weak. People are trying too hard with their insults. It's just lame now.
Superchief86
Oh it's a girl. I'm going to suggest that she is either fat, ugly or a whore. That'll be fresh and original.
TrollyMcTrollster
Wood chuck girl .. I'm crying
walruspower
I know her!
JAC0BY
Which burn center did she check into?
Mailvirgo
I will shamelessly use the second last one in today's meeting.
Sammyv17
Are these supposed to be funny?
gmccollum
Day shift Hookers will be the name of my band
orbobb
Now you just need to learn to play.
thresholdalchemist7
Better roast than most of those above
orbobb
that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
MountaineerLaoHu
Love when bitterness gets passed as wit for internet points.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
FINNISH ON HIS FACE
Athferion
I don't get why these get posted so much. 99% of them are terribly unfunny.
margaritaville
These sucked, no thought or wit behind the insults.
butterfingerist
Finally new content!!
timefire11
I refuse to believe that bobble head kid wasn't photo shopped.
Dawnstempest
Then you need to get out more. I've seen things that would have made for a kinder, gentler nature if they were photo shopped.
Bunkin8or
Sid from toystory 1
Caveman3A
He looks like hr could be Conan's kid
saltandsunshine
agreed
StoolPanini
It's like when a cartoon gets hit in the face with a spade
YellowDuckySquad
Fun fact he goes to my school and we measured it with a tri square
WhyIsThisAGif
Did you have to make him a special "roast me" card so he could hold it with those silly little Lego hands?
B1zguy
I call BS.
OrbitalTeapot
What do you call it?
B1zguy
bs = bullshit. It's an expression.
whatsareddit12
*whoosh
gamer2k4
#6 I don't think the roaster knows what "ugly" means. The guy's not Clooney, sure, but he looks just fine.
pancakeisi
Yeh
FlyingDeetus
Why do people ask for this.
circlebreaker
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/masochism
INameMyPetsAfterRedvsBlueCharacters
For me, it was to find out about my worst features (and if they matched my expectations - they did: long nose, close-set eyes, big teeth).
nefernefer
Tbh I've thought I might do this, would be interesting to see what's the worst people can come up with when just seeing my picture. 1/2
nefernefer
Mostly would be just generic insults or things I'm aware of but don't mind, but anything apart from that would be cool to find out.
ExoDom
I think someone should convince people from black twitter to fire people up. Honestly these have been weak. Back in HS when we use to flame
ExoDom
Each other we did it like our life was on the line
cleverlydisguised
That last one... NO SURVIVORS
Slimulus
I find the short zingers to be more creative.
Happenstanceandluck
Not funny tbh, the person who wrote that tried to hard.
askeletonofspoops
The short ones are more savage. It's not funny when people try too hard to roast.
wadatahmydamie
Or creativity. I hate those dumb cut and paste jobs being passed off as a proper joke
justahumanonline
"projection"
zflazeda
Too long, the only good thing I liked was how they assumed she must be lesbian
rainballs
I wouldn't mind her being in my dating pool
Mtmerrick
TIL. Dont read RoastMes when feeling down. B/c feels like 2/3 these chicks are outta my league, and 1/2 the guys are more attractive than me
ATimeTravellingRobotFromTheFuture
But honestly, that first girl is gorgeous.
fappingsloth
Or at least really cute, i would....but a tad to young for me.....would probably be considerd "creepy"......but still would! ;)
IshartedOnce
#5
Lycrus
My favorite roasts are when they get an attractive girl and comment about them having a lot of sex. So original, so funny /s
MyOcContent
FINALLY NEW ONES +1 SIR
iceph03nix
Reddit.com/r">astme">Reddit.com/r/roastme or imgur.com/r/roastme
Sleepyjake
THANK GOD
BrotherhoodOfTheTaco
These aren't even clever
MaddogExplosive
But most of them aren't good...
GoNavy09
99% of the stuff on that sub sucks, takes a while for the good stuff to build up.
magamilk
#9 makes no sense at all.
gormtheoldthesleepyofdenmark
It's because he used to when he meant too.
RedroverRedrover
Yeah, I thought she was pretty.
SaxaphoneWalrus
Lmao most roasts are like that with pretty girls though. "YOU'RE UGLY LMAO" "YOU'RE A WHORE xddd" the circlejerk of /r/roastme
Darknewber
You missed the big one. "Your forehead is too big" jokes make up to 90% of these "roasts".
SaxaphoneWalrus
Ah yes. Forgot that one. :p
itsalivin
These suck.
bobcarr666
fuck me...Feminem, a brutal genius...well done mr roaster.
fappingsloth
Yeah, that one was at least original and on point!
ILoveDogsWayMoreThanYou
Shoulders like a linebacker got me. It got me good.
DTruthh
sameee????????
summitshow
Her struggle is real
dudeondudeaction
I lost it at 'shaped like a jug of maple syrup'.
DarthTasty
girlfriend is gonna leave you and marry a man 2 months later was the chortle spot for me
DTruthh
i cried
shanikwa
Man after all these roasts I still don't understand why ppl subject themselves to this. Everyone has something to be made fun of.
missleadinginiformation
Not me I'm perfect
circlebreaker
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/masochism
shanikwa
Is that why ppl still ask for ppl to roast them despite the brutal savage examples of the result
TriggerWarning
You know those people that will say the giant tumour on your face isn't noticeable, there's a lot of those. Maybe people want a rougher view
shanikwa
Ahhhh makes sense
thedudeottawa
Last one was savage!
longlivekingnick
The really long and brutal ones are rarely funny... it's just an attempt to be as mean as possible. At least the others are clever.
TotallyLost
These are terrible.
DrKriegersClone
I chuckled at the bobblehead one. That was about it.
CrazyCatLad
The you'd be really pretty if you were pretty was so dumb but I chuckled. Everything else was whelming in my book.
Rytoxx
In which way?
TotallyLost
Just generic and could be applied to anyone. Easier with quirky/unique looking people to be fair.
Rytoxx
Indeed