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Oct 13, 2016 1:27 PM
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ShinyRoomba
Sorry im canadian
AceOfNines
Yes, but my wife and I always call them "die Affen". I think this file is actually a course change.
EmergencyHologram
God dammit take my upvote you bastard
PanderousOne
Just did a basic german course, now I get the reference!
CelestialSlave
TheSwagStick
I think the Jewish children of 45' might disagree
Wickedwif
Upvoting cause I laughed more than I should have. Bravo @OP
ILIKESNAIL
erock111
BetterCallTheGerman
Badumm tssss from the German side.
Chrisbronk
Kinder garten
PrinceCharlesVIII
is a canadian that knows the basics *CLAP CLAP*
OmnipotentRollendeRuebe
Ok...Ok Take it. Geil Post ! Tschuss !
SmoopyOfTheVoid
And my Swedish cheeks will kinder still.
RyTheCenturion
Hahaha good one
hardytardigrade
That would be a great rap line: "I'm kinder than kinder, I...." no, I guess it wouldn't.
mistadudeman
If Kinder Eggs have taught me anything...
HipsterWhiteWalker
Stimmt
thecrazyanimals123
@OP Deine Mutter ist eine Schlampe
Thijssie88
It took me a moment, worth the pondering!
TwoBitGreaser
No matter what type of chocolate eggs with toys inside you Americans are allowed to buy, they will never be Kinder.
KickyFootDance
das ist lustig.
Phischstaebchen
*coughcough* that are bavarian children. I will never confirm that drunk people are a part of Germany. :P
FrigginCornflakes
Sounds to me like you're upset that they know how to party and you're to busy being stoic and efficient and organized.Or you hate Catholics.
FrigginCornflakes
But that's an unfair assumption to make.
Phischstaebchen
nope and nope. 90% of Germany is not build with/on Bier & Weisswurst, and we don't wear silly pants. :)
ReverendSkeeve
As a German: *slow clap +1
Kravik
multi-language puns yay!
ReverendSkeeve
I'm a sucker for puns! :)
PraiseMelora
Das ist gut, ja
WhyDoPeopleLoveToHateSuperman
Until they start eatting your damn house and then throw you in to the oven after offering them shelter.
extraordinaryagility
A witch!!! A witch!!! We have found a witch, may we burn her?!?
WhyDoPeopleLoveToHateSuperman
What!? No. Noooo... Im not a witch.. Immaaaa... gonna need about tree fiddy.
thedoodiedoable
Krachen schnitzen umweltpumpe , meine Sachen dicker Geruch!
fragfrog
Huh? O.O
EveryNameIsTakenDammit
What the fuck man
FuckThatAliensinGermany
Thats all you can say in german? Heizölrückstoßdämpfung, now you know the longest german word with no letter twice :)
FuckThatAliensinGermany
BTW what ever you tried to say, it makes no sense... "Bone carve circulating pump, my things thick smell!"
thedoodiedoable
But that's exactly what I wanted to say! Two years of German in junior high and I still got it. Wundervoll
RevitalV
And the Jewish ones will be tinder.
Corgilicioussterlingarcher
whoisyourdaddy
They look like they are going up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
wwarcher
EneZio
Jack and Jill went up the hill to lick Jill's candy, but jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock because Jill's real name was randy
TheHaloFollower
THERE IT IS
blesmess94
Both with $1.25 in their pocket... Jill comes down with $2.50.. that f'ing whore.. (Andrew Dice Clay)
ShortyMkrum
Came to reply this
woodenbadger
Little Boy blew. Because he needed the money. HEY!
woodenbadger
I have no idea how to write what ADC yells at the end of his o e liners.
whoisyourdaddy
AYYYY!! - maybe
woodenbadger
That's pretty good!
LordStarkillerHimself
Oh, gee, wouldn't it be terrible if the little boy fell down and broke his crown
heXonyou
And then grabbed her by the pussy
SN3S
But like a M.Knight Shyamalan movie, there is a twist.
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whoisyourdaddy
Wat.
whoisyourdaddy
That's what I thought.
6Hexa6gram6
What*
whoisyourdaddy
No, Wat. It's an internet thing.
6Hexa6gram6
usernumbersix
I don´t think the english speaking imguarians will get that one. +1 from someone capable of speaking german.
Snooj
They should if they've ever been to kindergarten.
nipplepanties
German and English share some words. More than only native speakers think. We do have kindergarten though, which people should notice.
mmaheshwary
There is something called 'kindergarten'.. very common among non-Teutonic countries. Its rather obvious.
midd1eearth
Holy shit you got haters. Imgur is weird
GiantMoron
I'm English speaking and I understand it
Demauscian
Kindergarten is a common word in English, enough people should be able to piece it together.
chiplizard
I'm an English speaking Imgurian and I got it. But then again I also lived in Germany for a month.
pharoe
No I don't speak your base and primitive language enough claim fluent but anyone who "sprakens" a Germanic language could, within context
holyguacamonica
You seem like a tool.
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
majority of people who know nothing in german, will know the world kinder (especially englishspeakers since the word "kindergarden" exists)
stresstwig
as an english speaker, i got it. ^-^
august22
damn son so capable much german such wow
midd1eearth
Bork
FrankJin
Everybody knows what kindagarden means
FrigginCornflakes
but a great number of them still misspell it, from the looks of these replies
FrankJin
.....i dont use that word everyday....
midd1eearth
I didn't, and I took 3 years of German in high school
FrankJin
It's an english word, english is german skeleton with french fresh
almostsomething182
One of the grades in America is "kindergarten"
IdiotMcNoobtard
Not all English-speaking imgurians are American, just so you know
Dewgonglongdong
I'm American and I understood it so your point may he moot
bannyd
little do you know, our school system has gardens full of kids... GARDENS! FULL OF EM!
midd1eearth
Like weeds
ICanKickflip
As long as they know it's pronouced "k-in-der" and not "kind-er". I'm Irish, studying German and mispronounciation makes me want to die.
thedoodiedoable
First turnips, then potatoes, now mispronounciation? Man, you Irish dudes die of everything
geetarhumor
If only we all had access to some sort of magic device that would at the very least allow us to look it up in seconds.
TheNipplerCrippler
IdiotMcNoobtard
Oh, but we have. And it's called a public library!
mwoodman
[card cataloging intensifies] *hours later* [microfiche intensifies] *hours later* [MLA formatting intensifies] *hours later* Oh, KINDER!
IdiotMcNoobtard
Aren't you glad the good ol' days are dead and gone?
usernumbersix
FusRoDoodles
Dude, it's "kinder", not "Lebensabschnittpartner"
Eanikran
You sure it's not Gluckmachnichtenmechwerchtiglieber?
DrCatbus
I'm German and I have no idea what you just said.
Eanikran
It's from family guy.
Greyganado
Fugenlaute are also useful.
GrunkleStan
You are my kind of grammar nazi. <3
Wander1236
That's unnecessarily long.
LearnSomethingNew
Welcome to the german language and my penis
mwoodman
+Eins
SKELETONMAAAN
Because it's 3 words meaning one thing (Lebens-abschnitt-partner)... why is this concept so hard to grasp?
Wander1236
It's not at all. But you don't really need the abschnitt.
SKELETONMAAAN
Depends what you want to express. It's not a nonsense word or anything.
fragfrog
Unless you want to make it _clear_ that it's not forever.