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jelly911
So long
ActualTttony
I dont want to drive faster but I don't want you to pass me either.
chugdiesel
shake n bake
ticktockbent
"Hey I missed my off-ramp" "Here lemme help!"
abunchoflettersandnumbers
But there wasn't anything else they could do!
johnnylingle5
Yea that'll teach you
FappingRaptor
I can just imagine this as in TOP GEAR as Clarkson pushing may and him just jumping in tp the other lane and screaming CLAAARKSOOOON!!
NicolWitTerror
Real life Mario Cart
manthraxx
there's just so many things wrong with that driving
blzrdphoto
Sick wheelie bro!
UltraDeath2000
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee
MaxximumB
It's always a teat in an Audi.
AManWhoWasntThere
"What do you mean ref? I barely touched him!! Come on"
cricketjumper7
Dukes of Hazzard isnt what it used to be.
VernonLamb
China?
DuckOff
"That guy probably missed his exit... Don't worry bro. I got you." -Driver in white car most likely
aquila002
You are going the wrong way. Here let me help you!
JeepersMedia
thecoolestcat
Literally LOL
KCBeard
YOU MISS YOUR EXIT!
WhyEvenName
wildsoapbox
Fuck this one car in particular
AppropriateQuotes
I told before, exit 14
hammerfix
Is that even a accident anymore?
OpenPalm
OMG that sedan missed being shredded in half by a few feet. I sympathize, glad it missed the median
JARKB
But I didn't want to take that exit!
Malechai
Idownvoteifunnyand9gagrepoststoimgur
Thank you. This is the first thing I thought of, and you graced the comments with it already.
ijustwantpizzaanddessert
Looks like he used a feather. Mario cart for the snes, in case you're not familiar
HadMeSomeChickens
I was thinking a double dash bump.
SurelyNotHitler
Both are good
ChloeRed
To paraphrase hot fuzz... "they are now incidents.. Accidents implies there's no one to blame.."
Corrodias
I take the word "accident" to mean it's unintentional, not that there's no fault.
ChloeRed
I guess that depends on how you view the intentions of crossing 4 lanes of traffic to get a junction you have missed..
ChloeRed
(also why the orginal uses "collisions" instead of incidents, but incidents is how it's actually put on the signs here)
Corrodias
Sort of, although I should point out that even you just phrased it as, "to get a junction"; I'm assuming that was the goal here.
Corrodias
It's gross negligence to be sure, but not attempted murder, I think.
ChloeRed
Murder requires premeditation. If you killed someone like that, it would be manslaughter/death by dangerous driving here.
theonlyrexmitchell
"Just driving normally, maybe no one saw that."
WardSharlow
Doopty-doo . . .
TortillaThaHun
"Guess I'll just take the next exit."
ohnoofcourseyourright
And do a uie and duck into this gas station car wash for a few.
ibrokethedam
You're going to miss your exit!
ravixoffourhorn
Just helping him make his exit
tomatoboy
I have to say, I'm impressed with the recovery by both drivers, despite the obvious idiocy of the white car.
flamingflamingo
Which seems to keep driving. I'm not really impressed by hit&runs.
tomatoboy
Idk, they *may* be moving over. I can't tell from this clip. I really hope so. They're already an idiot, I hope they didn't run too.
AnUpvote
Looks like the white car has Audism.
loctrizzle
Under appreciated comment
Imgazorpazorpfuckingfieldbitch
"Lemme just move 4 lanes to the right without checking my mirror"
iAmNature
That couldn't be mechanical failure at all...
BeachComber620822
Looks like the shitty drivers here in south florida!
RetailCat
"While going over solid white lines.. What do those mean again??"
SirSkellingtonBonerLord
Cocaine.
Username1884
My 50+ year old supervisor told me he never knew broken and solid lines meant different things until recently. Idk how some people survive.
officialmisunderstanding
how dafuq did he pass the driving test? i recently got a permit and people either cheat or they must deliberately forget this crap
officialmisunderstanding
because the test i just questions like "what does this sign/line/signal mean?"
diphenhydraminehcl50mg
good luck other people!
OlMuskyTheMartian
*ruck
OriginalNameDoNotSteal
Typical [ _______ ] drivers....
BuiltonSin
I thought one was supposed to change lanes individually, regardless of mirror checks?
LeviDarni95
This is true
missbelled
Blinker on, wait, lane change, blinker off, repeat. Skipping "blinker off" makes us wonder if you're actually merging again or just old.
BleakMidwinters
It is known
elhopaness
I want to be one of those that can teleport various lanes, even if everyone talks bad about them.
IIPhoenixII
Nah you got it all wrong. First you have to be speeding. Then you turn sharply with no warning. Extra points if you undertake at speed
DownvotesAreFun
I dont know where you from, but you should always check the mirror.
DownvotesAreFun
Okay, I get downvoted for saying you should check the mirror when changing lanes, okay.
BuiltonSin
I think you were downvoted as I wasn't saying to not check the mirror.
BuiltonSin
Just saying you shouldn't change multiple lanes, even if you have checked your mirrors.
BuiltonSin
LMFAO, yes downvote me for upvoting and explaining to you what was evident.
terminal7street
You've obviously never been to Maryland.
ladyidiot
Or Atlanta.
Veiktrikis
In MD, can confirm. Entitled pricks everywhere.
Sticklebrickk
To be fair, tho, there's one exit every quarter mile
cartmanstits
I moved from upstate NY to maryland and I swear ive seen more car crashes in 6 months than my entire 23 years in NY