Drmage14
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So I have been a long time lurker, second time poster (see my growing post about a hedgehog) and I finally made an account.
I am a first year medical student, and I would love to help any aspiring doctors/premeds/prehealth students who are trying to pursue a career in healthcare!
Use my knowledge, I beg you!
No need to upvote, just comment below or PM me with your questions, then I will compile them to make a full post! Happy Downvoting!
theelvesoflothlorien
First year? Oh honey, you know nothing.
rxse7en
My peepee maker burns.
goochthecat
Why does my poop smell like coffee, but not my farts.
Drmage14
I will absolutely add this one.
OdinBaratheon45
No thanks, I'm a first year I don't give a fuck
GuitarMuscles
Are you some kind of Doctor-Mage?
Drmage14
I primarily use healing spells in my training. I am an adept level 62 in restoration right now. Check mate science.
Rosygrin
As someone else in med school, my advice is don't. There's a very good reason for the depression/suicide and substance abuse rates.
Drmage14
Yeah it is very sad to see a lot of my friends struggling, I'm sure you would know. But I believe the good far out weighs the bad!
ebflaherty
I think my midichlorian levels are off. What would you prescribe?
Drmage14
About 20cc meditation followed by a montage of killing younglings
HellToupee
Is it lupus?
ItsBeowulf
SOAP BRAIN MD
enigma26a
What is the purpose of IgD?
Drmage14
In short, its an antibody present in serum that triggers B cell activation!
enigma26a
Keep up your studies. Don't spend too much time on Imgur!
RamothBezerWasAlreadyTaken
If you are brave enough, is everything a dildo ? Asking for everybody on this site.
Drmage14
Absolutely. I will add this to the post, because my friend who was an ER scribe has some fantastic stories of "What is stuck in his anus"
RamothBezerWasAlreadyTaken
I slipped in the shower it's could have happened to anybody...
Drmage14
^I see you know the absolute most common "Dildo accident"
drdavessardogs
Why does it hurt when I pee? - Frank Z https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiu6DFXeF9A
Drmage14
You might have a UTI! Come to the med school and we can get a urine sample :)
drdavessardogs
Do i have to stay up all night studying for that urine test?
Drmage14
I would. Start the night learning about the history urine, followed by an extensive study on the urea cycle. You'll do great.
drdavessardogs
What about the Krebs cycle? Should I brush up on that too?
Drmage14
No no really. The Krebs cycle doesn't have any direct branch into the urea cycle, unless you decide to start peeing Acetyl CoA