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50. cat tax today because caturday. arlo & goose.
Mellayellafella1441
#21. I love how the ghost is equally concerned. ?
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
What if, instead of killing Hitler, you go back to when he was an artist and just started buying his paintings?
VulpesIncendium
#28 There's a setting in the options menu where you can make that your default Paste mode instead.
IAmTheBadW01f
#28 ctrl+shift+v. You're welcome.
HanSoslow
Uptown girl.... She's been living in her white-bred world
SkamanSam
#2 this exact thing happened to me the day after a coworker was murdered.
OphelianAshe
Of course dolphins are smarter than us. We invented depression and taxes. They get to play in the sea all day and have fun
kholli
#13 I was one of those ppl that jumped at the chance to cross train and then used it to get a better job.
MetaPathos
Consistent Quality. ICM Squad Represent.
whitefenix
#3 they're not a homophobic parent that wants straight kids, they're a gay kid that wants non-homophobic parents.
Sheldonian
#8 well, yeah...
uniqueflowsnake
#24 eh? why you there if that's how u feel...?
OrangeFlavours
#3 wat?
ohvalleyofplenty
straight person has nonhomophobic parents, gay person has homophobic parents
OrangeFlavours
... but, neither party should have them. nobody wants homophobic parents.
ohvalleyofplenty
agreed. it’s just a joke ?♀️
Suckmacaquenballz
LiL Red
DustBunny99
#40 hah this is so me
JudahLow
#31 "Salt daddy" is a term that's already in use, but it means something different. The girl ordering the Shirley Temples would know.
slotheroll
ohvalleyofplenty
that’s you
slotheroll
IAmTheBadW01f
#13 yeah, I was never *asked* I was told "you're joking the emergency response team. In exchange, you'll get a fancy dinner once a year. 1/
IAmTheBadW01f
But not your first year, because your haven't earned it yet (and not my second year either, because COVID. Instead we got a gift card and 2/
IAmTheBadW01f
A jacket). Also, the training was largely outside and I got assigned what ended up being the hottest day of the summer, which was fun 3/3
AFistfulOfDollHairs
#17 could someone please explain the joke?
ohvalleyofplenty
out of all the villain back ground stories they choose cruella who was horrible
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Oh, I was overthinking this. Thanks.
Ventorath
#13 I feel this, although between recent Aircraft issues & Covid, you say 'yes' anyway so you are less likely to get laid off.
maskaya
#19 maybe not but we have opposable thumbs, so nanananana
fukcguilt42
#28 and I will never ever ever ever ever write a song about the Sibey.
siler7
Sibbie.
fukcguilt42
My apologies.
ronlybonly
A wild Strongbad reference appeared! Look who thinks he's Clever Dan.
ronlybonly
I freakin' hate Sibbie.
BernieDid911
Oh wow caught it just as you uploaded it, always enjoy these!
ohvalleyofplenty
digiorno88
I hope Red had silver bullets
yhellothargoodsir
Pro tip for #27. Carl + shift + v is the kb shortcut for paste and match formatting. Right click menu has it too
ThatShiftyMonkey
Yeah, sometimes I want to match formatting, sometimes I don't. I'd rather have options than not.
Can1sRex
I actually remove formatting in my pastes constantly for work [combining different documents with different fonts and spacing etc]
mattrixk
And pasting into website WYSIWYGs that have set formatting.
yhellothargoodsir
Carl= CTRL. Stupid autocorrect
Molvanian
#1 BB Hood?
Xalaqia
Darkstalkers character, Red Riding Hood with a crapton of guns?
Molvanian
Yup.
Nirvaishnaw
Is it GIFTS or pronounced GIFTS
ohvalleyofplenty
gifts
Nirvaishnaw
Thanks for the clearing the doubt ?
madmatt2024
#28 Whoever thought that keeping formatting when copying and pasting should be the default action should be shot.
SupermassiveZebra
Probably the same person that thought one hour of the enter key should send you down more than one line. "Normal" my ass
DucklingFullOfTarantulas
I would like a keyboard shortcut, however complicated, for Paste without Formatting. Thank you.
JoeGrunt
How about: (1) Copy text. (2) Paste text in search bar. (3) Copy text from search bar. (4) Paste in document.
JoeGrunt
Steps 2 & 3, on a Mac, without worrying about what used to be in the search bar: Command-A Command-V Command-A Command-X
DucklingFullOfTarantulas
It’s about as elegant as my notepad-on-second-monitor or waiting-for-menu, but I’ll 100% take it. Any alternative is a good alternative. +1!
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DucklingFullOfTarantulas
Is shift+ctrl+v paste formatting - as in apply formatting - or paste-with-formatting? But true, changed paste defaults = more options! +1!
captaingeerex
SavagePatchKids
I'm more interested in the fact the news reporter has a power level scouter than the implications of killing Hitler.
SmoeAhsolse
Our ratings are over 9000!
LiterallyAWizard
Not according to the Red Alert franchise.
RydWolf
Surely he meant to say Hartler. https://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20130319.gif
captaingeerex
> Hitler has been killed?
Sheldonian
"Damn time paradox"
HanktheHeliotropeShank
Interesting thought. Would you travel back in time to kill Hitler if it meant you were just a murderer stuck in the past?
whywasmyusernametakengrrrr
No, I wouldn't kill Hitler, just work to save as many as I could before the holocaust. Killing Hitler does nothing, and there is no winning
whywasmyusernametakengrrrr
Scenario in this ponderation, best you can do is any good deed that saves lives, kill Hitler we get himmler or goebels, arguably worse
HanktheHeliotropeShank
makes sense
silentjay01
I know I wouldn't exist. My grandfather only met my grandmother because of another soldier in his unit in WWII.
NauticalRimJob
Me either. I was a test tube baby brought up in a secret Argentinian facility.
silentjay01
So, I can not personally travel back in time to kill Hitler prior to his rise.
ThanosTheGreat
Well I mean you could. But you’d just cease to exist. You’d probably be forgotten too.
unicornsdonotexist
Actually kind of perfect for assassination
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Tech like what
FenrisZeroSC
Time machines.
rufisium
We also learned a lot about the limits of the human body.
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
Yeah not really. Mengle wasn't much of a scientist, most of that stuff we got from the Japanese
warp10
Rockets spring to mind. Also computers and radar were developed to fight them as well. They likely would've taken decades more without WW2.
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
1/Radar already existed, as did computers. The Soviets went all in on rocketry like nobody else, and the underlying science was worked out
ElbowDeepInAPoliceState
2/2 in the 1920s, same for jet engines (the first jet engine was built in the 1920s, and rockets are just a specific type of jet engine).
warp10
Rockets are closed cycle engines, jets are open cycle. They're fundamentally different in that regard. The turbojet was invented at about /1
warp10
Granted, the research was there for radar, and mechanical computers date back to the 1800s. But WW2 accelerated their further development /1
warp10
If it weren't for the dire need to detect distant planes or crack codes, they would have taken decades or even centuries to advance /2