Frank Drebin quotes

Dec 13, 2017 2:32 PM

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And to think he was once a starship commander that was an item with Anne Francis.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fuckin love these movies.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Watched Naked Gun with my kid the other day. Went from"do we have to watch this old movie" to laughter fits, and"must show it to my friends"

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Old movie? Kids these days, sheesh....I salute you for showing them the classics!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This has inspired me to watch Dracula - Dead and Loving It. So +1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drain-o. Sure, it'll clean you out. But it'll leave you all... hollow inside."

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hi

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The mustache gets me every time

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like a man on a toilet I had to scroll through this dump

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Is that Enrico Palozzo?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Thanks, I just had it stuffed."

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw him years ago at Costco. I had no idea he was so short and his wife looked like she wasn’t even 30.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thank you. I love Police Squad and the Naked Gun Movies.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's the one where he does the interogation "want some coco" "looking for noone who could be anywhere and anybody" please imgur you're my

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What movie has him in a gun fight picking up a quarter?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

STEP ON IT, JESSICA!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I read all those in his voice

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Do you speak French Lt?" "Unfortunately no but I do kiss that way."

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

There'd been a recent wave of gorgeous fashion models found naked and unconscious in laundromats on the West Side.

8 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately, I was assigned to investigate holdups of neighborhood credit unions.

8 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

I was across town doing my laundry when I got the call on the double killing. It took me twenty minutes to get there.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Just rewatched the series last week. That’s some of my favorite lines.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

It makes me laugh more each time I watch it!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

"Goodyear?" "No, the worst."

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Read all of them in his voice.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Must be Michael Scott's father.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In case you wanna see Leslie Nielsen in a serious role and as a young lad, watch "forbidden planet". It's so weird when you're used to>>

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

>>Nielsen the comedian. You except him to make stupid jokes throughout.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"City on Fire" is another drama. He's the mayor (I think?) of a large city that catches fire. MST riffed it during the KTMA days.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

it's also his very first acting role

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Before the internet I asked somebody if Police Squad was an actual show. They said no. I just now found out it was. My life is a lie.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a movie. Well like 3 movies but that's maybe what they were referring too

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There was also a Police Squad tv series: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083466/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I miss that man

8 years ago | Likes 73 Dislikes 1

Watch "A Touch of Cloth". It's Black Mirror writer Charlie Brooker's tribute to Nielsen. Beautiful.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Where did he go?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh boy...:(

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The legend

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He was the possibly the most talented deadpan comedian ever.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

My girlfriend texted me the other day, "Where do you want me?" "Underneath me, but that's not important right now!"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#16 is from Airplane, not Naked Gun. So don't call him Dr. Rumack either.

8 years ago | Likes 220 Dislikes 1

Yes, I remember, I had lasagna

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

It’s from both I think

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That frame is from Airplane.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Here’s how this appeared on my phone - seems appropriate on so many levels -

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted Dec 17, 2017 2:33 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

surely you can't be serious.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

That image is from Airplane. He's even standing in the cockpit.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

You're even worse at teaching film than you are at biology

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The beaver one is missing the punchline :(

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Thanks, I just had it stuffed.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Haha, there was more? I only remember her bringing it down to him

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I think for the original commenter & 4 myself the gif didn't load and didn't show it. It just shows him standing at the bottom of the ladder

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's what I had too. It restarts asap, nothing more :/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0