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Tellmewhoareyouloyalto
Well shit.
sheepandcowdung
Well shit....
ButcherofBakersfield
purple food coloring, like in sugary kids cereals (Froot Loops) and grape soda, will turn my shit a bright green for some reason.
frischcode
Can you imagine being a successful commercial artist, and receiving the poop commision seen here? They did a great job.
TremendousDude5
Man, this is the shit.
buddhanature
Why am i saving this? This feels wrong. I feel wrong.
DorkJedi
blood is also ulcerative colitis. get checked to find out which! Never been more relived to be told I have a chronic disease with no cure.
TheUseriestName
Ladies, if you have liquid poops while on your period, it's fine. Some people just get the period shits. ?♀️
Burke616
OP knows shit
Jawesome19
Colon cancer is on the rise peeps. Look at your shit. Tell your kids, tell your wife. Everyone poops
AskThisGuy
Well shit...
Ivalicenyan
I ate a whole jar of spicy pickled okra. I'm paying for it now. Still kinda worth it tho
ShibesKeanu
BEETS! Beets can cause red poop or pee. Wish I knew that before I called the doctor in a panic.
Nerfgunner
What, no category for those on the all corn diet?
ForeheadAirport
#1 I can tell you that there are some food that will make your poo black.
Bristlehoundthree
What a load of shite!
borghnaz
Black poop: Shouldn't have eaten that entire bag of liquorice...
blessedbl4d3
Or you shouldn't have drank 3 bottles of red wine.
CelticIntifadah
Black poop: You had a great sesh in the pub with about 8 pints of stout consumed
CelticIntifadah
Minimum
ThorinNL
I'm missing the pffttt plop splurt plop plop pfftt splurt and then my ass is on fire. Mostly after eating delicious but spicy food.
ilhares
Yeah, claiming it takes 3 days is pretty amusing when after a hot spicy meal I have the fire shits within 45 minutes.
CouldntCakeLess
this would be a #shitpost
halfmexicanhalfamazing
GotBannedOnThe29th
I am ashamed I didnt think of that
CouldntCakeLess
Just add another tag :D
GotBannedOnThe29th
Done
RaventsTrinity
If you're a hyena white poop is normal.
PreppyPanda
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akom
I once had very light / nearly white poop. I was leaving for a trip to Europe the next day, so I was super worried about something being ..
akom
wrong and missing my trip. I agonized about going to the doctor, but then I remembered that I'd eaten a can of unnaturally white canned ..
akom
clam chowder the night before I had the mystery poo. That was it. Next poo was fine.
LordRevan2584
The black poop one is always confusing. Are we talking literally black like chacoal poop or dark brown poop?
michaeljcollette6969
The poop who took a ______________ from South Park...
TheJinxedPhoenix
It will look almost black, like dried blood.
freckledkink
Charcoal black. Like if you drink pepto bismol it will make your poo black.
xfunk
This guy drinks Jager
PieAndPunch
I think more like charcoal. You can tell better when you wipe. But if it's digested blood it'll look like old coffee grounds
ejallar21
This person knows their shit!
DecapodianSaysWoopWoopWoopWoop
I'm reading that WHILE I'm poopin! Poopception!
Charcharm
Suddenly, in the distance, the horns.
DecapodianSaysWoopWoopWoopWoop
Poop was fine btw, sausage shaped, smooth and soft.
michaeljcollette6969
Now I can have a great day. I was wondering what shape your poo was. Sausage shaped. But was it a plump sausage?
michaeljcollette6969
Or the breakfast shaped one? How do you know it was soft? These things are on a need to know basics. So was it????
somethingnotoroginal
The red poo also comes when you have eaten beetroot.
Cebrail
Or lots of red meat
rangerdood
And green can be from Lucky Charms (or other blue-colored foods and drinks)
Sasurau
Once drank a bottle of Brisk Fruit Punch while hungover. Lemme tell you, when the hangover diarrhea blast came, that was fucking terrifying
Sasurau
Fuckin' painted that shitter red, man, I was not comfortable with that experience.
PuppyDontCare
I usually poop black after drinking A LOT of wine too.
FlyinDodoTerror
Also dye Red #40 can stain your poop. I got super scared once when a powerade made my poop look like red velvet cake.
HailHailFreedonia
Coincidentally, red velvet cake can make your poop look like red velvet cake. The more you know!
chaggaya
Mmmm Borscht!!
Charcharm
Colors your pee too
DesmondHawkins
Red wine can do it too
dangermess
And black poo can follow Pepto Bismol. Also black mucus.
CrazyCatLadyGiggles
Black poop can also be caused by iron supplements. As a woman with iron issues I never know if I'm going to die or it's just a side effect
OnePanMan
And dark after a night on the Guinness
PubstarHero
Or Red Vines.
AmIJustBeingSensitiveOr
constipated poos while on prenatal vitamins are the WORST
periwinklepanda
Constipated poops after delivery or c-section are also pretty bad. Passed out on the toilet while I was home alone with my newborn, from /1
periwinklepanda
the 2nd bm after a c-section.
AmIJustBeingSensitiveOr
omg that sounds absolutely horrible. I went TWELVE days with my first not being able to poop. I have been eating salad and fiber bars
AmIJustBeingSensitiveOr
out the ass with this one ?
periwinklepanda
12 days?! Holy crap! That sounds so painful ?
eastend666
This answers a lot of the questions I'm too embarrassed to ask. In case anyone's interested, I'm okay.
freckledkink
Dark green can mean you've been bitten by a tick and developed an allergy to dairy and red meat. I've always hated those suckers. I'm on
freckledkink
Round 2 of antibiotics because of it. The first time was right after I got bitten. Now a couple months later after the allergy kicked in.
eastend666
I feel for you. I'm on Long Island, NY & ticks are a big deal here. A friend was bitten by a Lone Star tick and it changed his life.
freckledkink
Yeah, that's what got me. As soon as my foot started turning red, I went to the Dr and started doxycyline (plus a shot of it) and finished
freckledkink
It. I don't do a lot of dairy, but had cereal 5 days in a row and felt like I was going to die, so I went back to the Dr. Now more of the
ConstipatedVirgin
Here.. this should be posted with it.
AlrightlyThen
Who wipes their but with forward action that's how you get poo on your wrist
Hypothesist
Vergenbuurg
Don't forget neon-orange urine, resulting from OTC drugs for treating UTIs. That stuff stains EVERYTHING if you're not careful.
AdelineThatsMeYo
You need more upvotes!
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nerdsexual
No one will say urine trouble after reading this
gummyloaf
Apparently you can get an entire piss rainbow according to this.
st9man
When I was little I ate so many purple popsicles my pee turned purple
wmzer0mw1
err.... my piss is always foamy.. been that way for years @_@
Hypothesist
congrats on the kidney disease? or very high intake or meat?
wmzer0mw1
i guess im gonna schedule a dr aptment. I dont think i do..
rhmeclipse
Do you force your pee out? I drink a lot of water before bed and it’s usually foamy in the morning
wmzer0mw1
I don't need to. I pee like normal? ?
rhmeclipse
Worth a visit to the doc then?
wmzer0mw1
according to the list... yea? idk i think i always had foaming pee, guess it doesnt hurt to check it out and ask