When a lady imgurian starts chatting with a guy from usersub.

Sep 9, 2023 12:54 AM

deafkitten

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Fun stuff.

I try and be nice in ordinary conversation mostly.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a crush on Kristen Schaal

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They missed out the part where she says she already has a boyfriend.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I would have gotten shot in this situation. Because you CAN end sentences with propositions. The ida that you can't is a bubbe meise.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I really enjoyed this show, it only had like 3 seasons, I tihnk. Too bad

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It’s amazing how Will Forte managed to create the most unlikeable character in a TV show ever. Schaal’s character also made you wish for extinction.

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I not that bad. >comment history > Last comment "I'm that bad"

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I assume everyone on the internet identifies as an asshole and behave accordingly.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man this was such a good show I was pissed when it was cancelled

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"Last Man on Earth" is an exquisite show.

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

The preposition rule is of Latin origin. You can end sentences in English with prepositions.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Did they change that? I was taught that is technically incorrect. Everyone ignored the rule anyway.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's one of those silly grammar rules designed to separate the upper class from the lower by inventing arbitrary rules that have to be taught, i.e. are not instinctual to a native speaker. That way you can spot the "uneducated". Most of these came from Latin because it was a "higher" language, ignoring the fact that English grammar has little to do with Latin grammar.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought Latin didn't much care about word order…

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Messaged one once a while back and after a day she was genuinely gobsmacked I didn’t send a dick pick, which made me sad. That it was such an ingrained expectation of interaction

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ha i had a similar interaction on here guy was liek "can i send you a dpic?" and i was liek no thanks and he wa sliek all good and went on his way gone seem to be the days of just gettign sent them as a form of greeting online lol

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well we’re making progress then, I think? Maybe one day we’ll all be able to look back in abject horror. “We’re you on the internet back when people would flash you on the internet?” “I’ll do you one better, I was on the internet back when it had flash!” “What does that mean?” “Trust me, it’s an excellent gag”

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I feel like that already works on genz

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You right, that’s fair. Hope you’re having a wonderful day!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I occasionally hear tell of folks who find their person by randomly messaging people on imgur. I'd be way too afraid of coming off like a weirdo.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hello! My name is KiwiGameDev and I enjoy long walks in the evening away from sites of arson that I had nothing to do with, nice to meet ya. Just like that!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Let me give it a try!

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This post is approximately 12% goku, these parameters are sufficient. Take your upvote

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like when a post like this is taken in the spirit in which it is intended, and improved by the replies rather than degenerating into a cesspit of creepy comments.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The guy -

3 years ago | Likes 79 Dislikes 0

Is that Mary Lightly? Whose father was named Mary and whose father before him was Mary? Whose father before him was Craig?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I have no context for this, other than as what you’ve suggested, and boy is it creepy.

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Lyle the Intern is creepy but fuckin' funny. Check out the link @SJohnson23 gave & if you want, this interview with Simpson is fun too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzGB775Ka2I

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

that was great

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I first saw him in Westworld, where he was (at first) wonderfully earnest and kind. When I finally watched Always Sunny I was SHOOK

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Later…

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Was the laugh track always that loud in old shows?

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Seinfeld, like a lot of older shows, used a live audience present in the studio during filming to supply the laughs. It's not exactly a track at all, it's just the ambient sound in the room during this conversation.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Watching the director commentary on Newsradio they actually discussed that the audience for all those sitcoms (at least on NBC) had crowd mics to capture the laughter and I guess the showrunner in particular hated dealing with them because mixing the volume always ended up being a pain in the ass.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Maybe it needed air. Sometimes they need air. They can't breathe in there- it's inhuman!

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Why did Jerry have so many boxes of cereal. Its fuckin weird.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I love that about Jerry

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kramer needs his breakfast.

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Is it just me, or is Seinfeld's character overly dismissive of Eileen's ability to recognize that a guy was, at minimum, flashing her and possibly getting ready to sexually assault her? Did he really? Are you sure? Fully stating that he thinks she was mistaken about the situation. I'm old enough to have watched this show on prime time, I'm glad this humor is gone.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 23

Also, I like @OPs post. It shows the potential fear and danger felt by both parties. They want to trust each other, but they each have reasons to be scared.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

You know that Jerry, when he was 38, was dating a 17 year old, right? Not on the show, in real life. It's funny because he was more gross than his character was.

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the problem is that Jerry is just flabbergasted by the mere idea of this happening, he cant comprehend such behavior and yeah, its an indication of how the times have changed....heck Trump was elected president....

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Good show

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You guys are talking yo people?

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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I always hear Sarah lyn from bojack

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

siigh i wanna be an architect

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So it IS her! I was wondering, because she looks different without the hat.

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From what we do in the shadows! chefs kiss *

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(BTW: I'm German and therefore didn't recognize Kristen Schaal's voice but her face.)

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

v

3 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I'm German and in the German versions they're voiced by different people. Which has the advantage that in case someone asks me: "Who's your favorite character voiced by Tanya Kahana?", I just say: "Louise.". If someone asked the same question about Kristen Schaal that would be difficult to answer and the more I would think about it, the more weird it would be and when I have an answer the other person would already have left the room... Anyways:

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Heresy!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait, there are lady imgurians?!

3 years ago | Likes 130 Dislikes 6

Surely not! That would constitute girls on the internet, after all

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'm sorry have you not met ElbowDeepInAHorse?

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No

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

The ratio should be more balanced here. Signup for a dating website and you get worse odds. ;)

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

RUN LADIES! oh no... its too late

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Welcome to Imgur. Where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are FBI agents.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yo.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

There’s like 4. They’re pretty cool: one of them paints cars, one has a dragon, and the others do cosplay.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Don't forget Ellie, the one who… horse… stuff.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Present and complete.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Just the horse woman.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

we dont exist

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'll let you know if I see any. I guess I could be that guy for you

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It's dudes all the way down

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nope.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am the father of a daughter and the son of a mother. So I'm basically a lady

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Legend has it there is one. But no one knows for sure. She only strikes at night, floods the front page with lewds and leaves no traces besides the fading sound of galloping and clapping.

3 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 0

Clapping cheeks

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, I don't. I just wallop and cackle. And the timing is all wrong. It is dusk and dawn. Not to mention you also spelled lurks as floods. No wonder you cannot find a woman in real life if you cannot figure out her habits on the internet

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Clopping

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Nah, definitely clapping.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep. And some of us are single, too!

3 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

Yeah right, next you're gonna tell me we really did land on the moon and the earth is a sphere /s

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not since the battle of Wolf 359 have I seen such a catastrophic tactical error

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Don’t advertise it, that’s how you get the worst of the worst!

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

There are dozens of us. Dozens!

3 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 1

That's like 12

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Beat me to it :)

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Beat me as well

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That costs extra

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Buying gf, 10k gold

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Yes… all of you female types should reply here so I can stalk… erm… follow you. /s

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Female types? Never heard of that Pokémon filia.

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That's an unbelievably sincere reaction, realisation, and attempt at recomposition. I'm offended I've never seen this before

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Just when I thought Nichelle couldn't get any cooler.

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Im sad they canceled this show.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

LOVE Last Man on Earth

3 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

Yep. Was really excited about the next season and it just dies. Not worth the investment anymore

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Great show unless second hand embarrassment hurts you

3 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

This exactly, I tried it and had to stop. I can't do The Office either.

3 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I'm mostly fine with it but one of my cousins could never watch those

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

When Friends was new, Mom caught 10 year old me hiding from the cringe behind the couch.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I had trouble at times with Seinfeld. I can't watch cringe comedy

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Office itself is pretty good. That one episode though ... Nope

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You say that… but some guy sent me a picture of his hemerroids.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

big ol yikes

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Prepositions are perfectly fine to end a sentence with. Shoot me

3 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

I'm typically an obnoxious enforcer of proper grammar, but idgaf about the preposition rule. It's arbitrary and contributes nothing.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's also not a real rule. It's something some people arbitrarily decided because it's a rule in Latin but it doesn't work in English.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ding ding ding, we have a winner.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At which to end a preposition with.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, no one tells me how to end a sentence, if I want to end with a contraction I'll.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can agree with her for written language but spoken English allows for greater flexibility in grammar as a result of vocal and also contextual expressions brought across by supportive communication systems like body language, circumstance and facial expressions. I forgot the word for it.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"para-semantics"

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What should we shoot you with?

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

She's pointing a gun at him in that scene, buddo.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is especially apt because Phil/Tandy ends up being a creep.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

For the first season. Then he got better and was just a well meaning idiot.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yeah I always had mixed feelings about that? I think the writers realized none of the other characters would logically stay with a conniving asshole, so they turned him into, as you said, a well meaning idiot.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Love her

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Kristen Schaal is a horse.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 13

Look at her go and look at her go! (For the peeps who don’t know Kristen Schaal is a horse is a comedy but she did)

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Bit* goddammit

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The only thing missing is a random dick pic

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I have never received one

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But do you want one

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, I don't think so

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