DoNotGiveAFuck
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Wenn euch ein Fahrrad zu langweilig ist
Sep 3, 2015 7:58 PM
DoNotGiveAFuck
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BlueDsc
Roll of Inches
ComptrollerGeneral
Horse Tornado http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Bi7srVEHJ0w/maxresdefault.jpg
KingCurl
Old album, "diffirent reposter".
pubbers
Going to change my wedding vows to "I give to you, this clockless finger watch"
DrSC
I had awful insomnia for a long period once - shoe ropes and food libido almost caught on.
slampiece12345
You forgot about cat puppies.
WillWheatthins
These are called kennings
Datmurdaa
You forgot rave turkeys aka peacocks
Wormbo2
This!! Will definitely remember this one
DaddyWolf
hmm... drag queen turkeys?
Geodoge
Not acoustic. It's analog.
TheBestTimeToWearAStripedSweaterIsAllTheTime
footbags is another word for hackey sacks already though
onlyherewhenipoop
Snowman blood? More like glacier juice.
MagicIsJustScienceThatWeDontUnderstandYet
Drink glace juice! It'll glace you! Nothing's glacier! It's the glaciest!
Lizardsoul
Hmmmm....am I wrong, or did you quote Sokka from Avatar the last airbender?
DrThetaSigma
/a/iZUry?gallery
excusemebutfuckyou
Leaf blower=wind rake.
remed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wPJ_IJD9ilA
Z0neTan
I was hoping someone would put this here
IDownvoteDisney
More like foot prisons... Am I right?
DaddyWolf
Yes!
DumbShitIsMyTrigger
You forgot horse tornado
DaddyWolf
... I give up. What's a horse tornado?
DaddyWolf
Ooh! Carousel? Is it a Carousel?!
otakuchan1
NEED MOAR!
alupnya
Rusty trombone, jelly doughnut, Casper slaps, flying squirrel, dessy gilespy, plumpkin.
CrunchyLookingLeaf
head sock
HowYouDo1
Fleshy pillows
ShrimpPoBoy
You forgot about foot fingers.
beardybeards
Pizza Bones (left over pizza crust)
FluffyPuddles
specifically used as treats for dogs
Howtogrowwood
But then it isnt YEAH TOAST
OneCraftyHooker
All around the country and coast
plasmarob
Hey OP! https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/winter.png
Eranju
beat me to it ^_^
ObligatoryXKCD
Nice! I was torn between this and https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/simple.png
plasmarob
You... and your name... you win. Take my +1 and ride into the sunset.
ObligatoryXKCD
but I don't have a Tesla Roadster... I don't even have a car, man
PostingFromMyBeeper
OP is Tom Haverford
DoNotGiveAFuck
How did you know.
DoctorFirefly22
Chicky chicky parm parm
WalkerTexasRanger69
Can we call clouds air-sheep?
earthbender
Because we already call sheep "land clouds" and don't know that sheep are called sheep, we would end up with a recursive error.
pandapunk
In German we actually say sheep clouds to a special kind of clouds...the fluffy small ones.
slagath0r
yes
DynamicBeardSurgery
Air-sheep wins tbh
Canadiandustbin
No, it's already rain bladder
KoishiKomeijisama
I think Water Smoke would be better.
EClaire1073
That's steam
sensualbanana
GabeN-land?
KoishiKomeijisama
Sky Fog, then?
Skyhawk320
No, because fog is land clouds.
tjluv
Wait they aren't called T-rex deer?
thegelatoking
You know they're not.
MaybeTheDildoAteYourBaby
One time my boyfriend slammed his hand in a cabinet and turned around and yelled "BAAAABE I hurt my arm feet kiss it and make it betterrrr"
whatDoesMyHeadLooklike
My mother once called cows "beef horses"
MaybeTheDildoAteYourBaby
He's 30.
walterpeck
You sure he slammed his hand and not his head?
iloveyourusername
I dunno why I read it as cockless watches
heyjumparound
Well either way, you're not wrong!
sueshi
on top of reading cock, I also assumed the flesh toned bracelet was also shaped as a cock
IHateBeingBipolarItsAwesome
I think just about all of us did. Clearly we're a society with too many cocks attached to our watches.
SeverianBC
I'm glad I'm not the only one
anon2424
You're not the only one
OneCraftyHooker
Yay! Me too!
TomDobs55
We all have our mind in the gutter. That's why we're here right?
JackTorrencesderangedmind
http://imgur.com/2VwotXB
roobygirl
I do. You're a perv just like the rest of us here.
iloveyourusername
Like the BEST kind of ppl :D
CziltangBrone
Hey, come sit by me :)
heyjumparound
Well either way, you're not wrong!
iloveyourusername
Share Gif: http://media3.giphy.com/media/14bDMRUYVrzOIo/200w.gif
Thescreamingstableboy
I am glad I am not alone
SemiHomeless
I'm still glad there's no cocks on my watches though... Or maybe I'm disappointed...
iloveyourusername
I just snorted XD
brusselsprouts
I think the watches you buy must be somehow different from mine.
iloveyourusername
Wen the big cock strikes 12.. Lol
HowDoIInternet
I mean you're not wrong
srsfaceI8C
#3 doesn't make sense. An acoustic guitar is called such because is generates sounds through acoustics, as opposed to electricity.
AlexanderFuckingHamilton
Thank you!
ActuallyMadeOfCheese
This. This, so very much.
WisdomPlaytime
A bicycle is a combustion-free motorbike.
srsfaceI8C
"Environment friendly foot-pedal machine"
srsfaceI8C
There's no sound coming from that bike. It's not acoustic. It's a failure to understand what "acoustic" means.
TheDarkWhiz
I was horrified to see nobody mentioning this, and you saved me from that. Thank you, for being a mote of light in this orgy of darkness...
annibe11e
Analog maybe?
srsfaceI8C
Analog doesn't make sense either. http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/analog
aspgrabber
KidShenck
And it even contains the word 'Bike'
washismycopilot
I assumed they meant analog.
beeratius
Well, I think all bikes would qualify as analog
tyrantelf
All guitars are analog. Even electric ones.
Neronix21
"Not having electrical amplification" Sounds like it fits fine to me. Maybe stretching it but it fits.
djsugaaa
Combustion-free Motorbike
imnotamartian
Yeah, as an acoustician, I just rolled my eyes.
HomelessToddler
I get what you're saying and I had the same hang up but in the end it's more funny than anything else it could be.
Rhobium
It's an analogy, and a funny one at that.
EpicBigWhale
Manual Motorbike
DaddyWolf
This seems better. Or "non-motor bike".
LordAndSaviourBirdJesus
Plus, I don't think it qualifies as a motorbike if it doesn't have a fucking motor.
wollywack
You are the motor
GonzoMcFonzo
Right, that's why it's acoustic.
derthballs2020
+1 for snowman blood
TheHappyHermit
could actually be snowman elbow or ass or jizz.
MundaneFacts
+1 for X I'd the stupidest meme.
tcgl
No kidding - suddenly I know how to get kids to drink water.
PercyPringles
I know right? Rotflmao
DKasz
When ice melts we call it ice juice
ProfessorDumbass
I drink the blood of my enemies...and piss Bud light.
Chefboyrdeeznutsbig
This probably sounds a little weird, but can you pee in my mouth? And maybe in a bucket for my make believe friends!?
Yepborntolose
Really should be snowman DNA
SuperUse
I wish I understood English.
doihaveaboxonmyhead
I wish I understood you, SuperUse. You enigma.
Nccoffee
Go to black twitter
S117MC
No one understands English
delfin05
Anyone who speaks English wishes they understood English.
TangleMonkey
Tä?
WillJeSuis
I can read English but once I've read it, I think to myself why do words look the same but sound different.
5gallonbucketofdogpoop
Because reasons. But I blame the fucking French influence.
AbhorrentCasserole
Haha. Your username. I get it. Also: yeah.
TheBeersPrayer
¿Que?
Idonthavealottosay
You mean American
Polarbearsarentreal
U wot m9?
relpmeraggy
Hey I'm an American speaking English. And I don't understand half of this shit. So don't feel so bad.
TheJerkWithaMouth
Seriously?
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relpmeraggy
It was a reference to all the weird rules of English. Like I before e expect after c. Or as sounding in a as neighbor and weight.
Rengii
You don't understand English? That's unpossible.
AsianDad
Selly turist, we spik Engrish.
BiggieSmallFry
I only +1 this comment to get you from 999 to 1000
YouMustBeFunAtPartys
What
SomeTimesIUseImgurOkMostTheTimeIUseImgur
Ca VA?
TheManMachine
They speak English in What?
TheManiteee
SAY WHAT ONE MORE TIME, I DARE YA, I DOUBLE DOG DARE YA!
jonbristow
HE SAID HE WISHEED HE UNDERSTOOD ENGLISH!
AlpineCecco
I've seen this done too many times. Even happened to me when I was learning English.
RutherfordNapkinface
Wat
ireadyouremailz
ShootyMcShooterFace
Wut
SuperUse
wa
dandelionbomb
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Baconweaver
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DaddySlapper
W am I doing it right, guys?
SmertNSpecial
WAAAAALUIGI
whatwattwat
WATT
BiggieSmallFry
I only +1 this comment to get you from 999 to 1000
GaryFreakinOak
You mean speaky noises what ain't fer foreign types?