Aug 19, 2022 1:25 AM
MissDeeMeanor
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capnadorable
My ankles broke watching this.
TakenToaster
That’s. Impressive
OgreMkV
I actually have a plan for turning an old mall into a huge LARP MMO.
Belgiumreporter
i like girls like her
dirtmarker
She'd have lost in a competition. She hit the bar (he said as he can't see over his own gut down to his toes).
smartieman
That rise like mountains beyond mountains.
effisis
amglasgow
The dead shopping mall near me is the Nosferatu warren in my VtM chronicle...
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Liminal limbo.
TotallyNotSarcastic
Yeah it’s about… the mall. Ok
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
The real mall is the booty we had along the way
HackerJacker
That is not a dead mall AND is has F all to do with why the video exists. Just be honest
KillTimeAndLife
i was about to start a story about when i was young and malls and suddenly realized i"m officially old.
BearlyLurking
Olya Chernika
MKaiser
realistically they should be turned into apartment complexes, so much empty space and potential and they're just left to rot
Toasterbell
I could do this when I was a kid. Now I can’t even touch my toes.
jfitz
Mash this up with the Back Rooms so we see a pretty girl skating away from a terrifying monster.
ManOfEvil93
Irarelypostbutwhenidoitsucks
Don't worry, it was posted the first time so long ago she's legal ago now bruh
ArsenalThePhoenix
downvoting coz this lacks audio
kageboshi
Klingon Bird of Prey going from attack to flight wing position
SilentHowling
If I were skilled at gif making I make one of her turning into a gif
an0therthr0waway
I watched this, now I need a chiropractor
vauhtihirmu
Fun fact: Chiropractors don't base their practice on science but on esoteric pseudoscience. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiropractor
Mairoa
This doesn't sound like any of the chiros I've gone to. All very evidence based and about "oh your shoulder hurts, this will help."
A friend went through phys therapist certification when we were hanging out a lot, same principles. Between massage and actual phys therapy
nipaxon
mongrel666
A very clean, well lit abandoned mall…
jgjgjgjgjgjgjg
I think it's a recreation centre (athletic centre with swimming pool and gym equipment, that sort of place), not a mall.
Vandalhaven
My ankles hurt
Heibrin
My nuts hurt!
ComoSeIguana
Lower for hermes
Vergenbuurg
"In Jamaica, we've got three-story apartment complexes lower than that!"
Iceman0624
Exactly what I came here for
Pikka
"Zoidberg, lower de door anodder inch!"
CeterumCenseo
Kingston rules! Two men go down, one come up.
OverMyDadBody
Btw why is his name Hermes? Isn't that a Greek name (like the god, Hermes)?
Skevoid
He's named after the Hermes brand of typewriters, I guess that makes sense for a bureaucrat.
RednapxpandeR
MY MANWITCH!
RetailCat
Some idiot skating is not new life, it’s trespassing and possibly burglary
Its possibly murder, fraud, or any other completely unrelated things as much as its burglary.
Bytencoder
Aggravated battery
thespaceneedle
How does she reverse her momentum like that??
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
Watch the skates, particularly her left. She stops with it then pushes off her right
I don’t see her stopping with either, though she does bring them in which I guess slows her enough to start pushing forward?
Mattc777
jackodn
klocke520
I’m 6 episodes in on my first time watching this... I have no idea what took me so long to get to it.
Oh man what a treat, enjoy, I rewatch it every year or two probably
Which show is it?
supervillainsevilmoustache
Generation Kill, based off of a book by the same name
nudes4jesus
Any show with eric northman is bound to be good
1potsie
Now I want a coke. Thanks
Landstander101
That's caffeine free Coke
Now that's just low.
BrownestofCoats
Will do anything but use them to help the homeless. The shipping malls I mean.
cabalin
I’m sure the homeless would rather use her
Malikhi
Looks like a school to me. I'm pretty sure those are lockers on the left, but I'm pretty tired and could be mistaken
Azazellosarmour
My guess is it’s a high school
PWBoiler
I don’t think that looks abandoned. Just closed for the night. And it may not be a mall.
stupiddevotchka
[insert some asshole saying *Aktually! Malls aren't designed to be residential! This would cost a lot of money!!*] Yeah, cool, make it so.
Solkanarmy
if I had to choose between sleeping under a bridge or in a former shoe store inside a large building, shoe store it would definitely be
eazfb
You paying for it I take it?
Take it out of the taxes that go toward military spending. You can even still call it that since you'd be helping a lot of veterans.
I'll gladly share the cost.
Sh4dowWalker96
It'd cost fuck all. They have bathrooms. Facilities to cook food. And space to put furniture.
witless1
The bar is still higher than my standards.
HedonistBeard
That's a really good way to motivate her to get even lower.
GreenMnM
You guys have standards?
nailpounder
hand me a shovel, I just won't marry them anymore
DudeItLooksLikeIDidntChooseAnUsername
Do you guys have standards?
qPRdxH4UXm36HS9rJgLA
Anything warm and concave.
Vamp13
Over 18, consenting. That's it. That's My whole standard
Has a pulse and is breathing.
TheOea27
Both optional. Warmth is nice
HorriblyPositive
And, baby, I can still shimmy under them.
Smacketywack
Somehow username checks out.
I like the cut of your jib.
IAmTheBadW01f
What's a jib?
A type of sail.
capnadorable
My ankles broke watching this.
TakenToaster
That’s. Impressive
OgreMkV
I actually have a plan for turning an old mall into a huge LARP MMO.
Belgiumreporter
i like girls like her
dirtmarker
She'd have lost in a competition. She hit the bar (he said as he can't see over his own gut down to his toes).
smartieman
That rise like mountains beyond mountains.
effisis
amglasgow
The dead shopping mall near me is the Nosferatu warren in my VtM chronicle...
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Liminal limbo.
TotallyNotSarcastic
Yeah it’s about… the mall. Ok
pleaseconsiderthatImightbejoking
The real mall is the booty we had along the way
HackerJacker
That is not a dead mall AND is has F all to do with why the video exists. Just be honest
KillTimeAndLife
i was about to start a story about when i was young and malls and suddenly realized i"m officially old.
BearlyLurking
Olya Chernika
MKaiser
realistically they should be turned into apartment complexes, so much empty space and potential and they're just left to rot
Toasterbell
I could do this when I was a kid. Now I can’t even touch my toes.
jfitz
Mash this up with the Back Rooms so we see a pretty girl skating away from a terrifying monster.
ManOfEvil93
Irarelypostbutwhenidoitsucks
Don't worry, it was posted the first time so long ago she's legal ago now bruh
ArsenalThePhoenix
downvoting coz this lacks audio
kageboshi
Klingon Bird of Prey going from attack to flight wing position
SilentHowling
If I were skilled at gif making I make one of her turning into a gif
an0therthr0waway
I watched this, now I need a chiropractor
vauhtihirmu
Fun fact: Chiropractors don't base their practice on science but on esoteric pseudoscience. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chiropractor
Mairoa
This doesn't sound like any of the chiros I've gone to. All very evidence based and about "oh your shoulder hurts, this will help."
Mairoa
A friend went through phys therapist certification when we were hanging out a lot, same principles. Between massage and actual phys therapy
nipaxon
mongrel666
A very clean, well lit abandoned mall…
jgjgjgjgjgjgjg
I think it's a recreation centre (athletic centre with swimming pool and gym equipment, that sort of place), not a mall.
Vandalhaven
My ankles hurt
Heibrin
My nuts hurt!
ComoSeIguana
Lower for hermes
Vergenbuurg
"In Jamaica, we've got three-story apartment complexes lower than that!"
Iceman0624
Exactly what I came here for
Pikka
"Zoidberg, lower de door anodder inch!"
CeterumCenseo
Kingston rules! Two men go down, one come up.
OverMyDadBody
Btw why is his name Hermes? Isn't that a Greek name (like the god, Hermes)?
Skevoid
He's named after the Hermes brand of typewriters, I guess that makes sense for a bureaucrat.
RednapxpandeR
MY MANWITCH!
RetailCat
Some idiot skating is not new life, it’s trespassing and possibly burglary
HackerJacker
Its possibly murder, fraud, or any other completely unrelated things as much as its burglary.
Bytencoder
Aggravated battery
thespaceneedle
How does she reverse her momentum like that??
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
Watch the skates, particularly her left. She stops with it then pushes off her right
thespaceneedle
I don’t see her stopping with either, though she does bring them in which I guess slows her enough to start pushing forward?
Mattc777
jackodn
klocke520
I’m 6 episodes in on my first time watching this... I have no idea what took me so long to get to it.
Iceman0624
Oh man what a treat, enjoy, I rewatch it every year or two probably
Heibrin
Which show is it?
supervillainsevilmoustache
Generation Kill, based off of a book by the same name
nudes4jesus
Any show with eric northman is bound to be good
1potsie
Now I want a coke. Thanks
Landstander101
That's caffeine free Coke
1potsie
Now that's just low.
BrownestofCoats
Will do anything but use them to help the homeless. The shipping malls I mean.
cabalin
I’m sure the homeless would rather use her
Malikhi
Looks like a school to me. I'm pretty sure those are lockers on the left, but I'm pretty tired and could be mistaken
Azazellosarmour
My guess is it’s a high school
PWBoiler
I don’t think that looks abandoned. Just closed for the night. And it may not be a mall.
stupiddevotchka
[insert some asshole saying *Aktually! Malls aren't designed to be residential! This would cost a lot of money!!*] Yeah, cool, make it so.
Solkanarmy
if I had to choose between sleeping under a bridge or in a former shoe store inside a large building, shoe store it would definitely be
eazfb
You paying for it I take it?
BrownestofCoats
Take it out of the taxes that go toward military spending. You can even still call it that since you'd be helping a lot of veterans.
stupiddevotchka
I'll gladly share the cost.
Sh4dowWalker96
It'd cost fuck all. They have bathrooms. Facilities to cook food. And space to put furniture.
witless1
The bar is still higher than my standards.
HedonistBeard
That's a really good way to motivate her to get even lower.
GreenMnM
You guys have standards?
nailpounder
hand me a shovel, I just won't marry them anymore
DudeItLooksLikeIDidntChooseAnUsername
Do you guys have standards?
qPRdxH4UXm36HS9rJgLA
Anything warm and concave.
Vamp13
Over 18, consenting. That's it. That's My whole standard
witless1
Has a pulse and is breathing.
TheOea27
Both optional. Warmth is nice
HorriblyPositive
And, baby, I can still shimmy under them.
Smacketywack
Somehow username checks out.
witless1
I like the cut of your jib.
HorriblyPositive
IAmTheBadW01f
What's a jib?
witless1
A type of sail.