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Sep 21, 2019 8:41 PM
Addicted2Groove
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mrfloris
Me. Lol. Fml
NotSoBizarre
It's been 4 hours...are you pants still on....did you at least get your pizza?
baiin
Have you heard of door pants? Place pants by door. When door is knocked: DOOR PANTS!
paintman27
not if you ordered extra anchovies
Droppz
Dude it takes like 10 sec to put on pants.
velveteenbones
I have what I call my “door bell” robe. Naked until the doorbell rings and then slip it on super quick like so I’m decent.
MrMagoobar
As a delivery driver: I don’t care what you answer the door in as long as you tip well.
robulosity
All you delivery drivers are all the same, all you care about is just the...tip
Valyndris
I feel the same way except for me it's having to wear a bra... In the winter I just put a hoodie on.
worthlesscumslut
wait, I've seen this movie already... pretty sure you don't.
KLZebub
Door pants
xanadudu
Door pants.
elohssau
must be from a different movie than I was watching,although I rarely get past the first 5 minutes,they may have actually eaten the pizza
mspeel7212
Sweatpants for the win here
ko0ji9hu82718
Dressing gown
revadr
Or, don't wear pants, and tell the delivery person you misplaced your wallet, but surely there's some other way you can pay him...#pornmusic
CaffeineManic
A robe works. Just ask The Dude.
briansimPoster951
Ive delivered pizza before, got to the appt and two chicks answered the door in bra and panties,
trigonman3
How did the appointment go?
SAUSAGEmcmuffinwithHASHbrowns
Did they order sausage pizza?
rodgertheshrubber
Some absolute scholar made a meme about "door pants". It sounds like you need a pair!
downtime123
Been there many times. +1 Enjoy the pie!!
Nab26
And the pizza as well
sinergy
B.s I had plenty of women open the door with no pants when i delivered and I left w a big smile
swatz
invest in a robe or just wrap a spare sheet, toga style!
itsamanduh
Went to the store, wore overly soiled pants and a see through Mickey Mouse shirt. Everyone was there. But it was dark so no one could see.
DeadlyChula
Wish that I could send you a comfy robe.
sonicthebraindog
Just keep nearby. When you hear a knock or bell shout “STANDBY FOR TROUSERFICATION.”
AlwaysUpvoteCastiel
JCentauri
Look at you being all civilized and considerate!
IMightGenerouslyUpvoteRandomess
Several scientific documentaries say otherwise.
realargonwolf
Who is this "Randomess", and why might you upvote her HMM?
stratosphere
hanaymous
This is beautiful
IMightGenerouslyUpvoteRandomess
:D
KidCurry3005
...... sources?
WaterUnderTheRocketAppliances
Only if you order extra sausage
BurtMaklinFBI
It's extra anchovies....
SavagePatchKids
I can always use some more spicy Italian sausage in my life.
orangatuan
It isn't spicy, The doctor gave me cream to stop it being spicy.
DoctorEnsignCrusher
I'm here to fix deine cable
DocBox
Should get one of those old-fashioned split doors. Just open the top!
thanksfoenothing
I think those are Dutch doors
BastardMan1977
I mean you don't have to. But make sure to make eye contact when you answer the door with your benis out
Medic271
What's a benis?
humpBackOfNotreDame
Benis is what you get when you have no bobs and vagene
Poopypantaloon
Elaine?
Rizen415
Wiki says "it's like a penis, only smaller"
Steven054
See OP/mods penis for example
BastardMan1977
Something I have to type do I don’t get suspended by the mods
TangoIndiaTangoSierra
Penis, dick, testicles, breasts, titties, vagina, pussy, fuck balls shit ass.
shiviro
.....Saponification
Rizen415
Make him post "the GIF"
Perfzilla
I answer pizza deliveries in my underwear all the time, it's totally legal.
chiakat
Cameron. Diaz.
gr8snd
Having had this gig on the average, no, just no.
teaforyouandme
I used to deliver food. Please put on clothes.
3RsReadingRitingRithmatic
Just like stealing ducks from the park.
SwiftModestProposal
meticulousinfamousridiculousnicholas
Leather assless chaps?
BurtMaklinFBI
Add rubber gloves and we're talking
BeinrichBimmler
only if you're a cute girl in a porno
Perfzilla
I can be whatever I want for I am on the Inter-net!
hipandcoolusername
That would explain the screaming and free ground pizza.
Elviondel
#underappreciatedcommentaward
Darkspire
https://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/minor_differences4/shirt2.png
iamthisguy247
For a guy, if it were boxers it would probably go over fine too. Maybe not tightly-whities.
Chesslover
onecowboytoo
What about a male g-string that says ring when ready and has a little bell?
onecattoruleusall
Depends on the tip. If the $ is right who cares what the wear
boevis
Can't remotely remember how many people in hotels answered the door in underwear. Most tipped $5+