Phullonrapist
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me irl
Mar 3, 2017 3:29 PM
Phullonrapist
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legitchrispratt
#1,
egebamiyasi
cockrockets
Hahaha the captions are great I WANT MORE
noctynight
AbbySomeone
"Just normal things" are creepy as hell, especially those tiny feet ????
SendingThoughtsAndPrayers
This made me laugh. Take this +1
endfreq
I thought step-dads were cheaper than that.
sxybritchesheartsandypandy
Loved it at the cabinet with 2000 dollars inside. Lol
DreadPirateWestley
I guess it's the angle and shadows, but the guy on the left in #4 's arms look real fiddler crabby
imguringaround
imjusthereforthemoneynotyourbs
Doesn't have Garfield? Psft who'd read that?
DixieNormis117
But, I looked at the painting and I'm still ali
ErinFromTheOffice
I haven't laughed this hard at an imgur post in a long time. +1
DanteG00
I didn't start laughing until #6
daftpumpkin
TEARS are streaming down my face
IrrelevantCat
Sk8er boi sheet music and old non-Garfield comics had me actually laughing out loud. +1
TONY475130
Would have been funnier if it said “old comics that predate the golden age of garfield comics”. Lol
IrrelevantCat
LOL YES!!
NotSoCunningLinguist
Dammit I looked at the painting! Now I'm gonna die
TONY475130
Of laughter!
hereforcake
Maybe tomorrow. Maybe 69 years from now, but yes, that painting has gotcha.
TONY475130
I plan to live till im 100 and even then im going out with a fight!
VariousConditions
Loud flower!
thegriffin88
That made me laugh the hardest.
ExGen24
first it was amazing, then it got better.
ZebraCrossing
Is #1 by that lady from the "Big Eyes" movie?
arboktellsajoke
Honestly, to who ever made this--You. Are. Fucking. Brilliant.
likechocolateforchocolate
This fucking made my day
NateOfAmericans
Where has making fun of Antiques Roadshow been all of my life?
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
you clearly have never met my dad
NevermindThatShitHereComesMongo
Have you ever watched Antiques Roadshow? it's one of the greatest shows of all time to get messed up during.
NateOfAmericans
Oh, I love the show. I think I've had a few fun times getting baked and enjoying the treasure hunt.
NateOfAmericans
Oh, I love the show. I think I've had a few fun times getting baked and enjoying the treasure hunt.
NateOfAmericans
Oh, I love the show. I think I've had a few fun times getting baked and enjoying the treasure hunt.
NateOfAmericans
Oh, I love the show. I think I've had a few fun times getting baked and enjoying the treasure hunt.
getthismanabeer
I love the show as it is, but it is also a ton of fun to drink and yell out $ guesses. Whether or not you do price-is-right rules is on you
NevermindThatShitHereComesMongo
When I was unemployed, I discovered the bliss that is day drinking and playing along with The Price is Right
NevermindThatShitHereComesMongo
"GODDAMNIT MICHELLE FROM TACOMA, YOU KNOW GODDAMNED WELL THAT OUTDOOR GRILL AINT WORTH 4 GRAND! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?"
getthismanabeer
Haha sounds like both final showcases overbid. That's the worst.
NateOfAmericans
Oh, I love the show. I think I've had a few fun times getting baked and enjoying the treasure hunt.
JesseSlayer
Veneeer!
NateOfAmericans
Oh, I love the show. I think I've had a few fun times getting baked and enjoying the treasure hunt.
jetpackabs
Who put Bacondip Cucumberdash inside of that oval?
eromitlab
What's this about Benny Hill's cucumber patch?
thegriffin88
That's a good one. That's going on the list. Yes I have a list.
TheInitiated
Bendydick Gobblesnatch?
Mirilali
So glad I wasn't the only one to see that.
ErinFromTheOffice
TheMentelgen
Good lord
thegriffin88
Those went for a nice amount actually.
Nas160
What are they actually?
thegriffin88
Original one-of-a-kind puppets from, like, the very beginning of the whole thing.
BecauseCanadian
Alvin & the Shitmunks
iamjackscompletelackofcompassion
I lost it at loud flower
thegriffin88
You n' me both.
cleavergrill
I hope the swan and openly gay vase hookup.
JennyMack1
???? ???? Rich.
myr14d
And now I'm crying.
DoublevBomb
The swan's neck is narrow enough it might be able to take it. That vase doesn't look like it can bottom all that well.
degenerator
No gay vase would *ever* be that fat. The vase community is far too judgmental.
LetsGetRosettaStoned
It's pronounced "vahz."
iBlameTheMormons
Don't remind my wife...
Staliz
I had the privilege of informing my students that swans could be gay. We all cried cause thats beautiful.
PopeFacto
I don't know about swans but ducks can be...well...just read this: http://www.livescience.com/10796-discoverer-dead-gay-duck-sex.html
LMStewart
For that duck, every day is necrobestial butt sex day.
TheUnnster
I'm just gonna go ahead and... not click that link
moonXbeam
Thats beautiful, now Im crying
thornlord
Yeah, that swan looks damn disappointed to learn it's a vase.
craz3d
Dude. Stop. I'm in a restaurant. I can't laugh like this sitting alone in a restaurant.
iynque
Okay, guy who went to a restaurant alone to browse Imgur, are you afraid you're going to get knocked down a peg in the social order?
Xythian208
Then cry
odraencoded
Pot tends to bring people together.
captainclutch
neclimdul
That's a stupid reaction gif. Wait... swan. No, yeah that's funny. Yup, I get it now, good job.
OwlXiozee
Beegeezee505
Dang! That's a fantastic use of an old meme!
VaDamian
nowwhathadhappenedwas
I JUST watched Sausage Party before reading this and i have that whole orgy scene in my head now of two inanimate objects fornicating
scratchimo1
And they all thought we were crazy when we said legalized gay vase marriage would lead to to gay vase/swan vase relationships
SatoriEnlightenment
So they can cry?
MisterOp
But.. but they're both the same gender!
QuiteADapperAsshole
Psst... swans can totally be gay. Don't tell that guy's wife.
MisterOp
whoever downvoted me doesn't get the joke
ChalupaBatmac
Better love story than Twilight
ThatswhatIwasthinking
That's what I was thinking
LMStewart
Name checks out.
Orpheusko
TheGaynator
Feckin hell
itsapieceofshit
Hmf, you couldn't handle me, Ho.
jxjzh
I loved this one!
Lucyloves
I want this.
SirSage
Bitch I might
fudgepuppyorangecake
FUCK I LOOKED AT IT
UnitardAromas
He ded. But on the upside fudgepuppyorangecake is now an available username
thegriffin88
7 days bro.
daiconrad
andora8juice
LOVE IT!! To have gotten this far without it.....pure miracle!! *many thanks*
technobass
How have I not seen this!?!? I'm in usersub too much
fudgepuppyorangecake
My savious
fudgepuppyorangecake
saviour
WildotheDildo
Thank you
4DigitIQ
After the first 3 or so I realized this was fake. Time to change my username ..
KamiSawZe
I’m going to screenshot this thread to make me feel better whenever I make a silly mistake. Ya’ll dumb.
Jus10Ed
Took me a few too.
ArtMadeofYourComment
For a sec I thought the title of the painting in the first one was "Paining That Kills You if You Look at It." Excellent painting name, btw.
PizzaSlutForever
I did a double take at the coat that couldn't be touched. Fucker +1
AtlantisRising
You aren't the only one...
UNHhhh
It took me until the f-word showed up...
EchoOfSnac
I made it nearly to the end. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
auraza
not necessary -- just say all but the last digit are 0s!
schmonday
Snap isn't a digit.
4DigitIQ
Haha you dick
jrblast
Fine, fine... Even the last digit is 0.
thegame7682
Yeah, it took me to the "plane when people were smaller" photo to be like; Heeeey wait a minute :/
dragonsnappers
In big people money.. guffawed
DefinitelyaHumanNotanAlien
The second one was apparently used in a contest with the actual Devil. Did that not make you think "hey, maybe this isn't real?"
Lilendae
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6RUg-NkjY4
MenagerieManager
i assumed it meant the one that was played in 'devil went down to Georgia'
ferristriangle
I've never seen the show, so I assumed that the captions were the dumb descriptions given by the people going for appraisal.
PizzaSlutForever
No. Near here there is a table that the owner allegedly played cards at with the devil. .. and I like Chris De Burgh The Spanish Train. Lol
PizzaSlutForever
Section two about the table https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_the_Binns
SweenDog
When did this become a thing and can you upload another dump?
ihavealteredmyusernameagainprayidontalteritanyfurther
Asking the real questions.
nonoperational
I spent all day laughing at these and figured i'd upload all the good ones: /a/eveUd
YesItIsMyRealName
Thankyou!
KnotJosh
Thank you many times.
ErinFromTheOffice
Keaton Patti posted his first fake Antiques Roadshow appraisal on May 1st, 2016 on his Tumblr. And yes, there are lots more.
Magnivore
Better yet, post some links. http://keatonpatti.tumblr.com/">.com/">http://keatonpatti.tumblr.com/ or https://twitter.com/KeatonPatti/media
craz3d
Fuckin best news of the day & it's from @ErinFromTheOffice .
jackalopes
How much is the original worth?
BarnacleBillTheBayler
Valued at $3500 - $4753
HotMagentaDuckFace
Doot. Doot. Remember to look at this. Doot.
politelyinsulting
*FOGHORN NOISES*
DonutWholes
How the hell do you know this I love it.
somethingdark
Probably from the "@KeatonPatti" watermark in the bottom-right corner of #10
ErinFromTheOffice
Actually I looked it up on KnowYourMeme
DonutWholes
Well look at me, being unobservant and shit.
peridotstar
Its ok, I didn't notice either. Dozens of us :)
Ferloop
⭕️
BannedAdviceForLife
☢
ElbowDeepInAMoose
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coffeepot583
????
ElbowDeepInAMoose
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JackOfAllTradesMasterOfBaters
⭕️
ElbowDeepInAMoose
????
WillThies
WHAT IS THIS!!!
BannedAdviceForLife
A dot
Vaenaemoenen
Ferloop?
SuburbanMeerkat
THIS IS SPARTA!!! (Or it could just be the fiery anus of death.)