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Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane.
PugDogMan
I didn’t get the Mini Cooper one…
HairyChairstepper
#2 bob shoe shoe store
Ryebread91
#39 I'd spread my sesame seed on those buns.
5uperu5er
Excel ain't Jesus, Excel is the fucking devil
mrjrmy
Lettuce guacamole bacon tomato.
wtftomdelonge29
Why the fuck was this dump so good
TomIsMyDog
No no no, #3 fuck the police (cuz it's canon), marry the paramedics (for drugs/ambulance rides), kill firemen (to protect mix tape)
TomIsMyDog
Correction: #4
shano510
#4 wrong
Markamanic
#26 huge protrusion on the front of the ship embedded itself into solid rock.
Aakashi
#37 wouldn't this make more sense as "Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon, Tomato"? Just sayin
girrocks001
That mini Cooper is 13 years old and only 57k miles. That's a good price. I call shenanigans.
Th3Lionheart
#8 I LOVE LAMP
Covidnineteen
#15 I call mine my mistress.
ExTechOp
#49 Original unedited tweet says STOP CRAPPING OUTSIDE YOUR GODDAMN BOX https://twitter.com/scottlynch78/status/1109171227149647873
BroncoFan17
superpaul79
#2 this one is over my head. Can someone explain?
Val716
#8 as well as Super Troopers, Old School, Waiting, and Big Lebowski.
anarchoFeline
#37 lettuce guac bacon tomato
NooPogodi
#27 for me, probably zero. Because I wouldn't even be one of the options
ImprovedLoungewear
Painter, sketcher sketcher, Heineken
gohabsgo514
fuck #30 hits so literally home for me rn. single moms everywhere.
lildude52ca
i've looked over the mini cooper one a bunch i still cant figure out whats going on with it.... anyone?
AdviceAsker3000
#35 read this like scrooge mcduck
Volimar
No but seriously stop trying to eat plastic you cute dumb cat.
JPRiddles
#4 no no no, it's obviously kill the police, fuck the firemen and marry the paramedic
abraxasfury
#2 ?
QuickLighting53
Bob Vans (Vance) Vans Refrigeration. It's a guy from The Office.
DIINKELBERG
#2 ?
spitslap
Can someone explain #2 to my friend
scvn
hello
NotHerrVonClaussen
That'd be me, i need answers
DarthPotatus
Bob vans (vance), vans refrigeration. From the office
spitslap
Ah, thanks
triptolemus510
Bit of a stretch, I'd say.
spitslap
NobodyCanEnjoyNiceThings
I’m downvoting because the Bob Ross Vans Vans Beer one made me angry once I figured it out.
QuickLighting53
Bob Vans (Vance) Vans Refrigeration. It's a guy from The Office.
FLFrank42
NobodyCanEnjoyNiceThings
Shhhh…I’m trying to be cool. I don’t get it and I didn’t downvote
joeyvelour
What did you figure out, please share with the group
NobodyCanEnjoyNiceThings
QuickLighting53
Bob Vans (Vance) Vans Refrigeration. It's a guy from The Office.
joeyvelour
Thank you internet stranger
flashums
Could you explain it to the class?
QuickLighting53
Bob Vans (Vance) Vans Refrigeration. It's a guy from The Office.
NobodyCanEnjoyNiceThings
phukerstone
mind explaining?
QuickLighting53
Bob Vans (Vance) Vans Refrigeration. It's a guy from The Office.
NobodyCanEnjoyNiceThings
phukerstone
i suspected.
NobodyCanEnjoyNiceThings
I just wanted to be popular
phukerstone
hey, i mean it worked. here we are talking about it now.