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Oh god the pain. Do I really have to do this.
Yup that's what's in there. That's what is moving through my poop maker.
Oh dear god please just let it be over.
Just kidding this is actually what's getting pushed through the ole poop machine.
Oh god why.
Oh dear god it's still happening why can't I just die.
Marvelous cat poop tax.
SenoritaMatoMonster
... am I syncing with imgur?
KarlaAnne
Doodlepops
And with the period poops you have the period farts. The loudest sounding dog farts ever. Always fun in a crowded bus
itsPixie
Oh now do postpartum poops.
MiserableTuba
As a guy trying to comprehend this
CantComeUpWithACreativeUsername
The glass metaphor is accurate, sadly.
torque99
The closest real life equivalency i have seen is jar squatter when it broke. NSFW
Xsiah
I thought girl shitposts weren't a thing. I was wrong.
doihavetobeclever
I hope you realize that a lot of shit posts are from girl women.
BugJuiceComesFromWhoYouAre
Ahhh periods. Natures stool softener.
samthrax
I'm literally shitting on the toilet going through period poops right now, thank you for the support
LoveTheShiningWire
justaschmuck
A lady at work was talking about these. Awkward.
LoveTheShiningWire
I'm not a work talk policewoman but that doesn't seem like something you talk about at work
beachpotato13
I thought I was the only one!
ThatsNoMoonItsaSpaceStation
NZSheeps
Fake News: Girls don't poop
Rossington85
optimusgoose
Fuckin way she goes boys.... fuckin way she goes
JustSomeGuyWithAComputer
killbrutus
I love how normal the internet makes you feel. If only we were talking about periods shits in 7th grade.
DeathStarTechSupport
I would have been nicer to the girls in my high school if I knew this was a thing.
dasklaus
Not everybody gets them. But we should definitely talk more about hormonal effects (period shits are progesterone's fault).
TheThoroughbredOfSinBadHorse
I had no idea other people experience this! I feel so normal now!
thatsmypurse
I wasn't even supposed to have my period or period poops this week. Damn you, PCOS.
RavenXF
As a fellow PCOS sufferer...
Recovering9gagger
Periods. The best way to clear your bowels.
saintofchaoticgood
I had a three flusher last week, and that was prior to wiping... I was disappointed I didn't weigh myself before hand.
poets
And womb!
Sageypie
My GF refers to her period not as "shark week" like many others, but as "peanut butter jelly time", you know, because the poop and blood
Sneetsnoot
Hahaha gross!
ottawapoutine
Currently in the fetal position in bed because of this. Also lactose intolerant and had pizza for dinner. Oh god why did I do that.. pooooop
LoveTheShiningWire
I'm on bath time #5 over the past 2 days. Mother Nature is without mercy for those who aren't having babies 24/7.
SirChapmanTheGreat
TheRealPurpleNurple
Don't forget the STENCH.
sozensloth
the smell of iron really adds a little someting
OffendedSkeleton
RealBlitzComet
OMFG !!! No gloves!!! Even with gloves
OffendedSkeleton
She is wearing gloves. White latex ones.
ifuckinglovesloths
It hurts cause it's true
upsetttispaghettti
My SO: is it really that bad? Me:
SuperHir0
For me it's like I'm constipated and have stomach flu at the same time. Why body? Why?
LoveTheShiningWire
Exactly. It's seeking revenge for no baby.
firefoxvixxen
The cramps make love with your intestines! Even when you think you're done you're not
Imguralterego
Dammit why are you reading my brain???? I wish I could not relate!
jessticular
Blood and shit.
MephitmpH
You should see the toilet bowl
TheLastZombieCat
Like a damn massacre in there
LoveTheShiningWire
And tears.
jessticular
Exactly
MeanLaugh
I have a normal period and it's never been painful pooping?
CantComeUpWithACreativeUsername
you lucky puck
Imguralterego
You are fortunate. Not everyone experiences it, mine got worse as I got older.
muwah
Didn't get period poop until I was in my 30's. On the bright side, no more crippling cramps.
LoveTheShiningWire
I'm 28 and same. I used to get crampy the first few days but now cramps are replaced with poops. I guess I prefer poops. Cramps suck.
nudistpriest
Most people here won't know what period poops are, but I do. I'm about a week away from experiencing this.
Rinsie
it's about to hit me any time now.... :l
Cheeseweenie
My prayers to you. Period poops are the worst
TheVikingWay
I'm just done. It was a wild ride.
tnslb
I'm expecting this today, I've been dreading it all week.
blueharmony
That was my week too. I am extra bitchy and fun with menopause on the horizon.
CerebralAssassin
It's been a week of shit already, literally, and the cramps beforehand are the worst part of it for me. I'm ready rip out my uterus!
getmyndifit
you poor thing im so sorry :((
absbaps
Godspeed my friend
Mintendo64
I'm experiencing it right now!
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blueharmony
Me too! Moon sis :)
EmmyHearts
Me toooooo
ladyatlas777
Me too! Fuck Satan's Waterfall
leekyfaucet
We should start a club
Lionskull
As a guy who had gone a week eating mostly protein and fat with very little fiber, I think i know what this is like.My asshole actually tore
MaxieMooo
As someone who sometimes just drops some unnaturally big ones, i feel you
RepostFromLastWeek
Why would you do that?
FatBoobsDontCount
Relatively unknown fact: that's actually what that Natalie Imbruglia song is about.
themooseisloose
"I'm cold and I am shamed, lying naked on the floor"
AmiEvilYet
Are you doing a keto diet? Get some fiber supplements, they don't count towards your carb limit if you are.
Lionskull
no, I just ate terribly. didn't get enough fiber and was too tired/stressed out to worry about it. but thanks for the pointer.
psychofree
I've been uterus free for 5 years now. Just remembering period poops sends shivers down my spine. They are the worse! I feel sorry for you.
meskuntujay
Explain?
EmmyHearts
So a drop in progesterone causes a thinning of the uterine lining but it also affects bowel movements because of water retention
KarlaAnne
Same!!! We are moooon sistersssss
zersana
Same let's make a cult
peanutbutterpopcorn
That escalated quickly
SparkleSalsa
You've already met the requirements on blood.
CraftyyWitch
Yaaasss #cyclesisters
Garfieldlover69
you sync using Bluetooth now?
passiveagressiveleftnipple
are you connected yet?... how 'bout now. no?, try comming closer. just let it search for a minute.
amartrey
I'm right there, and with a copper IUD. Huuuuge cramps!
TheCrispiestNoodles
Are the IUD's awful? I'm getting the paragard placed next week.
peanutbutterpopcorn
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zero10one
I've had mine for years and love it. Will almost definitely make your cramps worse. Wouldn't trade the ease and peace mind regardless.
amartrey
Well, I've been with mine for 3 years now, and periods are worse (more bleeding and cramps). Otherwise they're OK, and they do beat hormones
Seweyhole
I have the copper and my cramps are period are fine. The thing is people are used to light periods on BC, then get a 7 day period and freak
F1L0Y1
I got Mirena. It hurt going in but I feel great now. It beats Implenon 100%
ANunWithGuns
It was momentarily uncomfortable getting it put in. But otherwise I love mine.
EarElephant
I don't have kids and getting it placed hurt. Not unbearable though. Granted, high pain tolerance. Cramps are worse but horrible cramps
EarElephant
Are my uterus's MO. I just got mine placed 2 months ago. Message me if you want.