The stages of period poops.

Apr 22, 2017 3:12 AM

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Oh god the pain. Do I really have to do this.

Yup that's what's in there. That's what is moving through my poop maker.

Oh dear god please just let it be over.

Just kidding this is actually what's getting pushed through the ole poop machine.

Oh god why.

Oh dear god it's still happening why can't I just die.

Marvelous cat poop tax.

... am I syncing with imgur?

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And with the period poops you have the period farts. The loudest sounding dog farts ever. Always fun in a crowded bus

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Oh now do postpartum poops.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a guy trying to comprehend this

9 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

The glass metaphor is accurate, sadly.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The closest real life equivalency i have seen is jar squatter when it broke. NSFW

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I thought girl shitposts weren't a thing. I was wrong.

9 years ago | Likes 114 Dislikes 2

I hope you realize that a lot of shit posts are from girl women.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Ahhh periods. Natures stool softener.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm literally shitting on the toilet going through period poops right now, thank you for the support

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Make sure to treat yourself when you're done!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A lady at work was talking about these. Awkward.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

I'm not a work talk policewoman but that doesn't seem like something you talk about at work

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I thought I was the only one!

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Fake News: Girls don't poop

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Fuckin way she goes boys.... fuckin way she goes

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I love how normal the internet makes you feel. If only we were talking about periods shits in 7th grade.

9 years ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 0

I would have been nicer to the girls in my high school if I knew this was a thing.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not everybody gets them. But we should definitely talk more about hormonal effects (period shits are progesterone's fault).

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I had no idea other people experience this! I feel so normal now!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wasn't even supposed to have my period or period poops this week. Damn you, PCOS.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As a fellow PCOS sufferer...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Periods. The best way to clear your bowels.

9 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 1

I had a three flusher last week, and that was prior to wiping... I was disappointed I didn't weigh myself before hand.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

And womb!

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

My GF refers to her period not as "shark week" like many others, but as "peanut butter jelly time", you know, because the poop and blood

9 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Hahaha gross!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Currently in the fetal position in bed because of this. Also lactose intolerant and had pizza for dinner. Oh god why did I do that.. pooooop

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I'm on bath time #5 over the past 2 days. Mother Nature is without mercy for those who aren't having babies 24/7.

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Don't forget the STENCH.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

the smell of iron really adds a little someting

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OMFG !!! No gloves!!! Even with gloves

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She is wearing gloves. White latex ones.

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It hurts cause it's true

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My SO: is it really that bad? Me:

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For me it's like I'm constipated and have stomach flu at the same time. Why body? Why?

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Exactly. It's seeking revenge for no baby.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

The cramps make love with your intestines! Even when you think you're done you're not

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Dammit why are you reading my brain???? I wish I could not relate!

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Blood and shit.

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You should see the toilet bowl

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Like a damn massacre in there

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And tears.

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Exactly

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I have a normal period and it's never been painful pooping?

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you lucky puck

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are fortunate. Not everyone experiences it, mine got worse as I got older.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Didn't get period poop until I was in my 30's. On the bright side, no more crippling cramps.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm 28 and same. I used to get crampy the first few days but now cramps are replaced with poops. I guess I prefer poops. Cramps suck.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Most people here won't know what period poops are, but I do. I'm about a week away from experiencing this.

9 years ago | Likes 366 Dislikes 5

it's about to hit me any time now.... :l

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My prayers to you. Period poops are the worst

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'm just done. It was a wild ride.

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I'm expecting this today, I've been dreading it all week.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was my week too. I am extra bitchy and fun with menopause on the horizon.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's been a week of shit already, literally, and the cramps beforehand are the worst part of it for me. I'm ready rip out my uterus!

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you poor thing im so sorry :((

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Godspeed my friend

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I'm experiencing it right now! v

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Me too! Moon sis :)

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Me toooooo

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Me too! Fuck Satan's Waterfall

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We should start a club

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As a guy who had gone a week eating mostly protein and fat with very little fiber, I think i know what this is like.My asshole actually tore

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As someone who sometimes just drops some unnaturally big ones, i feel you

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Why would you do that?

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Relatively unknown fact: that's actually what that Natalie Imbruglia song is about.

9 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

"I'm cold and I am shamed, lying naked on the floor"

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Are you doing a keto diet? Get some fiber supplements, they don't count towards your carb limit if you are.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

no, I just ate terribly. didn't get enough fiber and was too tired/stressed out to worry about it. but thanks for the pointer.

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I've been uterus free for 5 years now. Just remembering period poops sends shivers down my spine. They are the worse! I feel sorry for you.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Explain?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So a drop in progesterone causes a thinning of the uterine lining but it also affects bowel movements because of water retention

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Same!!! We are moooon sistersssss

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Same let's make a cult

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That escalated quickly

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You've already met the requirements on blood.

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Yaaasss #cyclesisters

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

you sync using Bluetooth now?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

are you connected yet?... how 'bout now. no?, try comming closer. just let it search for a minute.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm right there, and with a copper IUD. Huuuuge cramps!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Are the IUD's awful? I'm getting the paragard placed next week.

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've had mine for years and love it. Will almost definitely make your cramps worse. Wouldn't trade the ease and peace mind regardless.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well, I've been with mine for 3 years now, and periods are worse (more bleeding and cramps). Otherwise they're OK, and they do beat hormones

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have the copper and my cramps are period are fine. The thing is people are used to light periods on BC, then get a 7 day period and freak

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I got Mirena. It hurt going in but I feel great now. It beats Implenon 100%

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was momentarily uncomfortable getting it put in. But otherwise I love mine.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't have kids and getting it placed hurt. Not unbearable though. Granted, high pain tolerance. Cramps are worse but horrible cramps

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are my uterus's MO. I just got mine placed 2 months ago. Message me if you want.

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