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I work with dogs.

TL;DR ~ I work with dogs. I didn't used to work with dogs but now i work with dogs. When people ask me what i do for work i say "dogs " then they say "what? " and i say i work with dogs. On some nights i have to go to my place of work, where i work with dogs, and sleep there to make sure the dogs are safe during the night. Cuz i work with dogs. On one faithful morning after working with dogs i woke up only to have my eyeball licked by a dog, whom i work with cuz i work with dogs. He's a rascally sonofabitch named Guiness, and even though he licked my eyeball, btw i work with dogs, i still loves him.
***This is my first ever post upvote it and ill make a followup with a picture of the culprit what licked my eyeball***