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Thanks to @TheFreePizzaDude for this much welcomed gift. I haven’t worked a full time job since turkey day 2015. I’ve had surgery due to a degenerative genetic condition and life has been crappy. To top it off the love of my life, my wife left me for her high school sweetheart last year. I’m on welfare and working a couple days a week delivering food. But good deeds like this brighten my heart. Thank you again!
Mmmmmmmm
spicytadpole
Left beef AND right beef
IBetYouCanSeeRightThroughThat
This makes all the feels
lenomdeplume
You have friends.
GamingMule
Dominos?
CapttainKillJoy
Pizza Hut
VCJunky
Could definitely go for some pizza right now myself. Enjoy
lurkfestival
Hey, is that one of those new poo pies? Mmmmhmmmm. Delicious!
CapttainKillJoy
Poo nuggets on fleek
anupvoteaday
Shoot man. I’m sorry, that sounds like a super rough year. Keep your head up - we’re all pulling for you!
CapttainKillJoy
Thank you! I’m going to be ok. It’ll just take time.
SaraSlaughter
Buffalo NY here .. best wings in human history and come try tt ??
andywei420
Redundant but true statement
SPAC3QUEEN
This is true. Pizza makes life better. I hope things get better for you @op - whats something you enjoy spending time doing these days?
CapttainKillJoy
These days I just enjoy not being in pain. Over the last few years I’ve taken up hip hop music production but that takes a lot of money.
SPAC3QUEEN
Wow that's cool. My husband and I are from Cleveland and we have a lot of musician friends. Good luck!! I hope you share stuff you work on!
CapttainKillJoy
Thank you! If it’s good enough I definitely will lol
Jacobvm
Pizza also make wife better
CapttainKillJoy
Who cares how she is lol
Jacobvm
I didn't say it would improve her mood or anything, but it certainly is am upgrade if she serves you pizza
livelongandprosper1970
That is one beautiful ‘Za. Godspeed✌
Cyclicus
You didn’t need a pizza, you needed a hit man for that bitch and her prom date
CapttainKillJoy
Nah, I’ve considered whooping his ass once I get my physical condition back in order but it probably won’t be worth it.
Veraatje01
If she up and left you for an old flame she was never the love of your life my dude. You deserve better.
CapttainKillJoy
Yeah it’s a hard pill to swallow but she’s the love of my life I just wasn’t hers. Sucks to say the least.
Veraatje01
Aye, that's fair enough. I'm sorry. Life can really suck.
CapttainKillJoy
Can’t drink but I do smoke weed when I can get it lol
cump
Last night got a text someone online attempted to order hundreds of dollars of dominos off my amex. Seems like nice guy, but check cards ppl
CapttainKillJoy
Damn, I didn’t even consider that. Oh well.
VeldWolf
Tempted to eat breakfast pizza now
PatriKittenWatcher
Life is ALWAYS better because of pizza
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
Is that a love-heart shaped mystery meat ?
CapttainKillJoy
Dude! I didn’t even notice that! Nice catch.
AlcoholicsAnonymousBYO
One next to your finger in the first photo too! Hope things get better for ya, real soon. Maybe not as soon as pizza, but soon ;)
CapttainKillJoy
Thank you!
sheriwallace123
I had pizza for dinner! This is awesome :)
TCGView
Damn, if I'd have known you all were sending out pizzas, I wouldn't have sat here and ate a pack of ramen for dinner.
CapttainKillJoy
Damb
CapttainKillJoy
I hope you don’t mind I tipped the guy $5.00 lol
GetOffMyLawnYa
@OP If anyone has a problem with that, I'll happily cover the five. That driver probably depends on the tips.
CapttainKillJoy
Definitely, I deliver part time with Ubereats and tips help a ton. Thanks partner.
SweetrollTheif
Last time I ordered a pizza I didn't tip. ordered at 7, expected pizza at 8, arrived at 9...
Waitihavesomething4this
Most likely not your drivers fault
SweetrollTheif
drove past my house 3 times. I live on a dead end street.
raggamuffin132
Of your own money?
CapttainKillJoy
Nope
raggamuffin132
That's a really bold and shitty thing to do. You take it upon yourself, after getting a free pizza, to use someone else's $ to tip. Classy.
CapttainKillJoy
ElectricNoodle
Maybe you should leave it up to the freepizzaguy to decide to be angry or not. He left a kind encouraging response
lurksohardmotherfuckerswannafindme
With your disability are you able to drive? If so you should really try lyft or uber. Made $110 in about 6 hours during mostly off times.
lurksohardmotherfuckerswannafindme
Also any mileage or meals you have while driving are a decent tax write off. I think $.60 a mile is the federal price.
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
If you are self-employed, yes. If you're employed by someone else, Trump's tax bill effectively made mileage no longer deductible.
lurksohardmotherfuckerswannafindme
Uber is considered self employment.
IDontKnowWhatToDoAnymoreAndImTired
Not if you're an "independent contractor." That leaves you in the "fucked zone" where you're neither "self employed" nor "employed."
CapttainKillJoy
Yeah I’m able to drive. I do Ubereats a couple days a week. Worked for three hours tonight actually. Thanks for the advice!
FuryM0nk
Too many people don’t track their mileage and they lose big on it. Good on ya.
nevoreJunkie
I feel like uber should do a deal with TaxAssist or something. Get a discounted consult on how to do you taxes as a driver
TheFreePizzaDude
Happy we got you fed tonight @OP. People want to see you succeed, just remember that.
Ilikeyourjeep
Your words are like a hug.
haquie
You're like that guy who bought my breakfast tacos for me when I was down on my luck people like you rock
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
Can confirm. I want to see you all succeed. Unless you all are doing them crimes, then stop it.
MikeC933
Good shit sir. Love it.
kiba420
nice generosity amigo
airen
I don’t need free pizza, I just want pizza my dairy free, gluten free ibs fiance can eat
airen
And we dont think he can have lactaid at this point bc he tried it n had a bad reaction
AdultPersistentAngst
You're fucking fantastic. I've seen you pop up a few times today. I've been fed and I've fed people. You are an awesome helper!
CapttainKillJoy
Warm feelings inside are commencing
Lolsauro
I'm rooting for you man! I hope that you manage to get back on your feet and kick life's ass!
CapttainKillJoy
Thank you!
Gwarfan1point5
I’d like to help !! I am in a real good place financially these days and I’d love to help someone who’s in a rut !!!
UselessEngine
How so?
ShebbieLynn
Anyone?
Gwarfan1point5
Anyone
andyandthetuna
Me.
andyandthetuna
Car stolen last year. Current car got windows broken last month. Tire blowout last july. Now transmission is on a verge of breaking.
andyandthetuna
To top it off, I just got dumped. But life is supposed to be good right? Lol