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Edit 1: First post and I made it to viral! I guess I couldn't go wrong with skyrim.
Nemrith
I don't normally upvote dumps. Except for when they're semi-nice game dumps.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
WoahPleaseImTesla
Always love skyrim posts lol
rougeineveryway
*signs* time to return to skyrim, goodbye social life
MyBloodTypeIsRaguExtraChunky
I need atleast 50 more of these.
TheMadArtificer
Charizard isn't dragon type, ya nerd!
WickisnumberONE
B^U
fudgeman
Bum tickley B^U
RacquelMcelhany6
HP: 100 Mana: 100 Stam: 100 Drauger level: Godlike.
Stewker
I can't wait for the next Elder Scrolls. Was thinking maybe FO4 would fill that void, but nah. Skyrim even now has more appeal than F04.
RoyFuckingMustang
Bethesda should just let obsidian make FO games from now on
ClariceOyola61
...excep what wife-o send me to fetch from the store. X:x
tpgreyknight
#13 Excuse me Sir Khajit, you've got a little something in your moustache... no, the other side....
BetterKnownAsJasonDarket
Oh, haha, must have been from that bowl of arrows I had for breakfast.
tpgreyknight
Fortified with iron!
BetterKnownAsJasonDarket
With no mead even
IhaveIssuesThatDontConcernYou
Some of the shit in skyrim makes me lol. Just try and piss off the Greybeards and they'll blow you back to fucking Morrowind
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Or you farm sneak by repeatedly stabbing them and hoping they don't notice
ShinkuTear
Use something bigger than a dagger, on one distant from the others. If you wait to regain sneak, they should never get pissy.
ShinkuTear
This also works on Jarl Balgruff before you kill your first dragon, since he obsesses with the map.
NickRivieraMD
Always my fave:
UncomfortableAnswers
Was looking for this.
SomeAngelDude
Expected this
not too disappointed.
IDontActuallyHaveUsername
http://imgur.com/fjM39ED
boredomboredomboredom
Wtf...
SomeAngelDude
gaggin loli no
Ds2k7
Hail sithis
smogswallowssuns
All hail the Prince of Lies, you dirty heretic.
mdzwik
Ya'll need mara
MattFierce
*nods slowly, darkly, and knowingly*
Batnate
What is the color of night?
Ishmell
Sanguine, my brother.
kadyvre
Sanguine, my Brother
ShinkuTear
Red, like the blood of your murderous companions and their sanctuary!
Batnate
You are not worthy.
blafarghargal
Go fiddling with any cocks around here and it's going to be a real....party.
gogogadgetcopter
Some of these were new to me. +1
BobTheDinosaur
I tried my best!
danielankh
This is wonderful.
BobTheDinosaur
Glad you liked it!
YesmynameisGreg
Hooray for the correct notes (if not rhythm)
MischievousLittleNyah
Poor nerd Dragon, he just wanted to help... o(T□T)o
Thebuildingisonfireanditsnotmyfault
MischievousLittleNyah
The Dragon even said 'Good job!' :(
legionepn
He looked so proud of himself too
kingofshitafuckmountain
i wanna hug it ;-;
dougpeck
Everyone talks about the one or two racist stormcloaks, and then forgets that the thalmor are basically the Gestapo with magic.
spamuel44
Im so happy rage comics arent a thing anymore
DidItForScience
So I'm not the only person who though those were the worst. +1
Framperton
rage comics?
nagellak
Yeah, I'm trying to forget those too.
RyanMcFlyin
anyone else feel awkward whenever you sell fur armor to kahjits?
crispymartyr
B^U
Svartsinn
Having lydia as a companion while assaulting whiterun with the stormcloaks is... awkward.
Rheios
I'm pretty sure I know exactly where this
happened.
TheMightyDio
Here's something for those who are reinstalling skyrim tonight. http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/73096/?
robberb0b
Thank you! Been hoping someone would make this.
MrTummy
I remember one time I was running from a dragon early on and the only potion I had was a potion of haggling... you can't haggle with dragons
BigDaddyCrawfish
My solution to Lydia in the doorway was Fus Ro Da.
KatieTheRoo
I usually smack her with a block.
tpgreyknight
If you get a good run-up, you can also shoulder-charge her out of the way.
samsonguy920
or just close the door on her.
Lionskull
if i recall correctly, if you look your companion in the face they willl move back a bit.
ExecutorHideo
If you look a female in the chest, they step back. I think we all know why...
PainfullySynestheic
Time to reinstall Skyrim
wheresmyspatula
Time to buy Skyrim & install it.
MathiasGrim
More like time to try and fix my skyrim cause i killed it with mods....
KangInDaNarth
I ruined my with mods so i have to redownload :/
Doormen
Mod organizer, LOOT, Wyre Bash, and TES5Edit should become your best friends.
Nexus763
Merge pulgins on the nexus
RogueKitsune
If you haven't, look up Mod Organizer! It's hugely helpful; installs mods to a separate folder, so the Data folder doesn't get messed up
Warune
Hey it's been 3 years. You should probably play skyrim again if you uninstalled it.
MessageMeYourDickPicks
Implying I ever uninstalled it
tightassedsexparrot
Again
TheMostMisleadingInformation
Sigh, time to play through all different endings and do every single side quest for the 17th time. FUS RO DAH!
Hogek
I could never choose a side. Left the game hanging.
xybolt
I have 1000+h on record, and due of nostalgia, i reinstalled it. Added mods (especially immersion). Now i'm back on Tamriel, making it booze
MilDravin
reinstall? casual....i may have not lauched it in a few months *cough*fallout but NEVER have i uninstalled it
pelekekonakeohokaloleakaprestonapplebaum
Preach it!
SirKaldar
Same goes for Morrowind and Oblivion.
MilDravin
alas...i've had morrowind uninstalled for quite some time...lost the disk and the hdd i had it on failed.. i shall get the Goty soon though
UrsaUrsa
Yes!
ChocolateIsDelicious
Gguyer
I actually loled
ThePastmaster
That was excellent. :F
azureraptor
MEDIC!
GrizzlingtonBear
https://youtu.be/y5C3itd89yY - Source
ravnicrasol
Over-encumbered game logic. It ought to be that after a certain threshold, added weight steadily makes you slower until you can barely move.
GuyFrom2070
at least it's not like in oblivion. if you exceeded carry weight limit, you could not walk at all
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
I mean, would you want a game where you slowed down by the pound? You wouldn't want to hold on to anything.
karmaslap
Yes, people do want a game like that. Go minimalist.
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
Some people would, I'm sure, and it would be a neat idea. But I personally wouldn't enjoy playing with that effect in play.
karmaslap
That's why they usually put features like that into hardcore mode