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Jan 26, 2018 5:46 PM
oreoresti
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GetAssista
He's the guy on the right. Stupid name, I know.
repooc
I get bots and you get a wife. Congrats.
KindGenie
You crossed out her name, but it still says "matched with Jennifer on 1/25/18"...
madinspace
Not a long cringe dump, but pretty good nonetheless.
Usernamethatfitsallsituations
MarioBoon
Jennifer has a dick...
spareyourself
I immediately like her attitude
MrFlibbleIsVeryCross
who is this? whats your operator number? [5138008]
halfswing
Wow, mines 5318008!
blackbenetavo
Savage
monty0811
gleely
r/retiredpics
AMartianPotato
Matt straight up sucks...
Monka42
My names Matt, why do people not like this guy? He's not a proper representation of a genuine Matt.
Usernamethatfitsallsituations
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
I haven't had my muffin yet MATT
YouNeedtoChill
He's totally ripped.
onerepmax
Wtf, i hit girls up with star wars tags "have u heard the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise?" Um who is that?
stopitlucas
Helps if you go to the gym every so often
onerepmax
I used to go to the gym frequently, it did help with some of the mental struggles, but otherwise still felt the same when engaging people.
AtsaMattaForYou
WhyleKat
What's this from?
taytay3
Saturday night live just look up kylo ren skit Star Wars
Stuey1221
Slick
n8o2m8o
His trooper number spells boob. Somebody was a fan of writing with calculators. (It was pretty awesome).
Odiumic
Buddy of mines older brother showed us all how to spell boobies on a calculator way back when. I felt like such an outlaw xD
Feronach
"oh a boob"
persianBull
Wait does a radar technician got something to do with rods? Or am I just nerdy enough to get the joke.
fulminatrix
Kylo Ren goes undercover as Matt the Radar Technician (SNL): https://youtu.be/FaOSCASqLsE
TheAdventuresofStealy
Undercover Kylo Ren
VictarionsCrispyArm
You blacked the name but it says, "matched with Jennifer" in the conversation.
AlwaysFavoriteAsian
Oh damn. Wait till I tell Jeniffer this convo is on imgur.
OKiluvUBuhBai
Caddy15
Covering last name? I don't know how Tinder works.
ViciousZen
Me either, I still haven't made it to this level
Puttzy
And i cant even get a match.
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
Me either, but I also don't use it, so...
Justusfora11
I made a joke profile and got more Matches then my real one... oh well
SuddenRandomFinnishGuy
My friend gets 30 matches In a day, on the other hand, that fucker flies Airbus for a job.
kurtle
Are you ugly?
Puttzy
well slap my ass and call me sally, I mean it's kind of my fetish but yeah I'm mortifying.
ImProbablyJoking
I get matched with bots all the time.
REVENGE488
Only matches I ever get
Andalite
I don't even get those :')
sshawnsamuell
Tinder's been recycling the same people through my feed for the last week. same people each time. Don't think I can even (dis)like someone.
onerepmax
Lmao, yea "oh hey shes cute" name is alexaalexa1520 bio says "i love ho t sex" SeemsLegitMan
paul289
Lets chat! My Kik is sexiibitch69420
onerepmax
PorpoiseInvasion
I swiped right on this girl and it said it was a match. Was not prepared for it.
Puttzy
Panic? Shutdown? Did the profile read "say more than hi" so u do and they reply "hey" tell me more
Heterosapian
You can have some of mine
Puttzy
Deal, ill provide u with nerds. The candy... just want to make that clear
FlightRisk3154
or if you get like 1 a month, they don't know how to message you back.
Puttzy
Yurp, i had a great convo with ine 2 weeks later they wanted to meet and said they were uoset i didnt ask sooner tho they shut that down 1/2
Puttzy
I asked, no i asked a week later yeo, then i got stood up twice! Finally met them just to hear "i prefer other men" and fidget spinner 2/2
911wasDigiornosnotDelivery
I have over 150 and I haven't messaged a single one. :(
OKiluvUBuhBai
Should message them! I get tons of matches and send them all goofy gifs. only talk to 10% I bet. /shrug
stopitlucas
what is the point??
OKiluvUBuhBai
I tend to agree w stopitlucus...
Puttzy
Experimenting? I swioed right on 853 before i got my first match. Horrible percentile
TinyLiehon
Then what's the point of liking them if you're not gonna talk?
DetectiveSloth
One I got the furthest with was leaving the state...
Puttzy
Maybe it was me and it was in 2016? Huh huh?
DetectiveSloth
Nah man last week
Puttzy
Hopes and dreams
AMitchellW
Download the tinder match boost. Tells you straight up if someone liked your profile so you can match with them
Puttzy
Im cheap and i dont want that, even more depressing to see no one matched me
AMitchellW
There’s thousands of women your age (potentially) in your area. The biggest, most common thing to happen is they just haven’t gotten to your
AMitchellW
Profile yet. They have to literally swipe through everyone else as well, you know. I wouldn’t worry about it.
Puttzy
selkieselk
do you have proper pictures & profile? i never swipe guys with rubbish or no pics or no write up (doesn't have to be long). Also putting >
stinkingyeti
I'm ugly apparently, so that doesn't get me any swipes, i long ago removed the app for being useless.
selkieselk
Haha! It's not you, Tinder makes everyone feel like a terminal minger :D It is a pretty useless second to getting out and meeting people in>
selkieselk
>person. When i was young we just used to go out, get drunk and get laid. It was a lot more efficient :)
selkieselk
pics of your children on a dating app used by every freak going *HATE* people who do that. Also, no dick pics ;P
LadyTashviv
or when they only have sunglasses on so you can't see their face, or all the pics are shirtless! smh
Arvandor
I'm a relatively handsome guy with a solid profile and I struggled to get matches when I was still using tinder as well.
Lamech777
What about duck pics?
selkieselk
YES! Yes to duck pics! <3
Neywiny
If it was that easy we'd all be in relationships rn
selkieselk
i swipe for cute smile, something funny or interesting to say and no obvious twattery. I'm that easy ;)
Neywiny
Then I wish more were like you
ManannanMacLir
So you’re single? Dibs