An origin story for the ages

Feb 7, 2018 7:55 AM

Does anyone know what species adopted him next?

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Bad Horse Bad Horse Bad Horse He rides across the nation The thoroughbred of sin He got the application That you just sent in

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Screamed the stable boy!

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nice tags

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The tags provide even more of his background story!

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And....and then what?

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Then he became Zeburāman

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OP cut the punchline to avoid being called out by the bot or showing watermark...

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Little did he know you were waiting in the wings. Like a stealth crusader from planet asshat.

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We're not going to talk about those tags? K. I just felt like they were pretty fantastic.

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dem tags tho

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Hay that’s pretty a pretty sad tail.

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Of woah!

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That's just like the origin story for the Monarch from Venture Bros.

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Taguchi you funky weapon never change

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This man will go on to found a city one day, city that will last forever. He is our Romulus

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Because JRA is the sponsor on the wall behind and they are the Japan (Horse) Racing Association

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Keibaman??

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Oh NJPW interviews, somehow still funnier than anything WWE or TNA has put out in a decade. Especially Juice

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The guy in the mask is Ryusuke Taguchi, in case anyone is curious.

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Always upvote njpw

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v some say, he leaves the mask on. Hoping they come back.

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Aaaah pro wrestling. Never change.

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So a post about horses is up for more than 6hrs and nobody tags @ElbowDeepInAHorse

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And then?

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Give it up for... El Abandonado!

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As a GM I can confirm. Everybody is an orphan. Just once a PC who writes home to his folks.

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I had a character that would purchase a gift for his mom in every cliché marketplace scene.

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Tragic Backstory™

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How much horse power you think he runs.

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Horse or whores?

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Whorses.

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The punchline is cut off.

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What is it?

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“and then I was raised by wrestlers.”

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Thanks

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After the horses left him, he no longer had a stable life

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get out

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Neigh

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He had to pony up for a house

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All the yelling he did about it made him a little horse.

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Sounds like he was experiencing unbridled rage.

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And then it behoofed him to become a wrestler.

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It all happened upon the day he asked them "will you be my forever family?" and the horses replied "Neigh!" because they are horses.

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v

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You cut off the last part that explains he was then raised by wrestlers. wtf is wrong with you?

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Yeah wtf

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Then he was abandoned by wrestlers too

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Man that would have made this image even better

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I think having it end with "I was abandoned by the horses, too." is hilarious.

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Same here

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I like how, especially apparent trough these two comments within this one, the original purpose of up-/downvotes has totally been lost; they

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are no longer a satisfying method of expressing your agreement or disagreement towards anything.

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Same.

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Downvotes are inherently unnecessary. Upvoting is enough. Downvoting has no real use outside of giving abusive people a sense of purpose.

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I say have a downvote option but just make it subtract from the upvotes. That tends to work for most sites.

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I also think so.

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