ThrashMetalBarbie
159925
2671
136
No ads
No ads
Whatever it is, I've seen it
No ads
No ads
Sorry for the quality of this one. No ads
No ads
No ads
No ads
No ads
Wow, this one is really blurry. Sorry. Not going back to delete it. We've come too far.
No ads
No ads
No ads
No ads
No ads
Passive agressive memes FTW!
No ads
No ads
Truth
No ads
No ads
No ads
No ads
No ads
No ads
Make it pop
No ads
No ads
No ads
No ads
No ads
Supportive meme
No ads
No ads
No ads
No ads
No ads
No ads
No ads
No ads
No ads
No ads
This is true of men and women.
No ads
No ads
No ads
No ads
No ads
No ads
No ads
Pet tax. This is the lizard our kids saved from the dog. His name is Treecko
cuttlesquirt
Good dump! Just downloaded and will reshare with mine. A+
bigdickdalrymple
I think even Alabama would pass on taking Florida's panhandle. I've heard horror stories about it...
Buttercupthecat1
I only have scary dreams cuz I eat a lot of cheese
AnImpossibleGirl
#30 tbh at this point if there's a zombie apocalypse I'm on the zombies' side; they can't be worse at ruling the world than people!
Daddygeek84
#31 I hate when I don't know what to advice give.
KlutzyLacash
I was wondering if anyone else caught that!
wrenchhead
Cannot give my hometown to Canada. Alaska stays the way it is!
UnhelpfulAnswers
No ads. +1
Blossom5678
I read them all
LokiShade
+1. Also, I believe that's an anole.
cupcakBaroness
I'm gathering you are a socially anxious pun loving single mum - I think we might be the same person
ImJustSoFckingSickOfThisBllsht
Good dump - this is also what crazy looks like - don't put your dick in it.
stainlessteelmohawk
So much good spam material right here
MaterialisticWorm
About the zombie rights one, Disney came out with a movie about that, called "Zombies" (It was actually a really cute movie not gonna lie)
Grimvarr
No adds
lordfluffy
#7 I can't say that this isn't relevant to my interests.
MrSnowy
No ads
jdbji180
for you OP
myusernamebringsalltheboystotheyardandtheyrelikeitstoodamnlong
Somewhere in the middle you started alternating between parenting memes and sex memes and it threw me off for a solid second. I was worried.
ursulaboy
So uhm, whats up with the 'no ads' thing? Asking for a friend.
loxnkeez
Spirited blow jobs and tacos...yea, I know her.
Draykun
How much for the Gordon Ramsay painting?
ADFluffy
#30 what's the analogy here? Who are the people trying to get/give rights right now that make you say "I bet these people would give rights to the zombies smh". Are we making fun of marginalized groups actually trying to be heard, or the mentally ill trying to give rights to things we have generally agreed don't deserve them? Either way, it feels like punching down which is shitty
ienjoydogs
Am I the only one who finds all the commentary just as annoying as the ads?
doghairsinmychapstick
That camo tho.
NateintheNorth
#6 5th graders do that at school. If they ask twice I answer the second time with, "What did I say the first time?"
webhirsch
Marley has no clue
58d8fee2
#2 Can confirm, that is getting older part 1.
lpooptoomuch
no that is called alcoholism
58d8fee2
that's part 2
Unclemuscles09
In college we never started until 9pm or so before going out until 2-4am. Now, that sounds awful. Getting older sucks.
PanicAtTheCostco
#3 I still resent my parents for some of things they would say no to. They said no to me hanging out with friends for no reason. I was
PanicAtTheCostco
socially awkward for years. I became mortified of talking to women. It took me until age 21 (when I moved out) to figure myself out.
PanicAtTheCostco
I was a model student, obedient. I became a yes man and people pleaser because anytime I disagreed with my parents I was reprimanded
nothingspringstomind
#19 my wife has the most depressing playlist I've ever seen. She will find the one song on every album that will make you sad. It's a gift.
JustALilChubby
She would love Parachute
Thepurpleflamingo
Same. Except I have all the sad songs.
newdoug2017
“All around me are familiar faces..”
JoyousDowner
Send me her playlist please.
chirushighwind
Send her Golden Leaves by Passenger, Light by Sleeping at Last, and I Don't Want To Change You by Damien Rice.
whatseventhepointt
Sounds like you need to make a dump of your wife’s depressing playlist.
Hatecuzaint
I love sad songs. Anything to feel. Ha
TheAlterBoy
U ok?
TheAlterBoy
Ask her to look up All That’s Best In You by One Less Reason if she ever wants to add to that list.
Onceuponausername
Neither Spotify nor Apple Music will find for me
TheAlterBoy
Link: https://open.spotify.com/track/2dEp6PJtQZZQv2S7nvx2z2?si=Mcl7b2PpQ0ejM2XKZFzTrw
Onceuponausername
Doesn’t work in UK :/ thanks though
TheAlterBoy
Ah sucks
JustCallMeMrPigg
I enjoyed playing "find the lizard" thanks
KhajitHasWaresIfYouHaveTheCoin
Better than a red circle and arrow
NotACanadian
Yipes I hope that's not like a permanent terrarium or anything. It looks like...Anoleschwitz or something in there.
ThrashMetalBarbie
He was released safely in a flower bed away from the dog.
seanrus16OG
Did you now?
ProfessorPritt
What Lizard
BarackObamaOfficial
It's the big green one that looks like a shark fin.
Fargirl
No it's not
Queenofspiders
Yes it is
PoppyCakeWatcher
Its on the rock
AggresiveSquinter
The lizard if Anyone is wondering
BatmanOwnerofBatman
The real MVP
NotACanadian
Even if that's a brown anole, his color patterns and body language indicate stress. He doesn't have the best setup in there.
ThrashMetalBarbie
We released him.
NotACanadian
Haha cool beans. Got a lot of shoebox horror stories lol.