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Good news and bad news...
Dude.
Aug 23, 2016 9:36 PM
RoseBeef
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Dude.
metaspy
Good news is you aren't going to get sued
Yemmster29
I'm guessing this is from Scott Eastwood's phone?
Goodnewwseveryone
Ah! I get it. It's because... Oh, yeah you guys got it too? Good. Carry on then
jasonalighieri
The text isn't even correctly centered on that outgoing message
davidwantsbacon
http://24.media.tumblr.com/d6249b10542b937de3c0640d1bc106a7/tumblr_mia1ybHXuQ1rl3565o8_250.gif
TemporaryUzername
"a bad news"
Expressameme
And a good news
KuteKittenKoats
Is the bad news they found the dead hookers in the trunk?
UpvoteFromATrashPanda
DarkHyperion
Username relevant
drowso
Worked.
Dinozaur
Well, he didn't lie at least.
Dongerx
captzappbrannigan
So what's the good news?
SeaPotato
'I'm sorry' and 'my bad' mean exactly the same thing. Unless you're at a funeral.
JesusHorsedickChrist
"My wife left me..." "My bad."
illtakethingsthatneverhappenedfor200alex
Sounds like there's going to be a funeral
wadatahmydamie
So old, AT&T still existed
Crytiks
I use AT&T :\
erikr15
*Worked
daugbret
AnythingMuchShorter
Maybe they did only kinda works, and now he has barn drainage.
iamalreadyaghost
Thanks
dowingba
*work
bmaher36
Came looking for this. Was not disappointed
rguygo
What's the bad news?
findingjewels
"I need you to bring me a clean pair of pants."
revlayle
"I'm gay"
rguygo
Woah calm down Donald.
GnomeAndGarden
Other great "Good news" to give first: "No one died." "It's completely treatable." "They're not going to press charges."
SuzieFantastik
Maybe the opposites the bad news...
SIrEvilMustache
"I've taken care of the witnesses."
anabundanceofpuns
She's still alive. Kind of.
iguessidontknowhowtospellimaganative
Wrecked my car. Walked in front door, said to wife "good news is I'm fine and there's no police report, bad news is the cars on a flatbed."
m0wgli
"You were right."
copingcabana
They say we won't feel anything once it happens."
ThatQuietlySmirking
"500 yards isn't THAT far."
jahavasaud
"It'll return to normal size soon."
IHaveThePerfectPuzzleForYou
"And the bad news?", "I shrunk the kids again".
unkiereamus
Actual text I've sent: "1) I'm OK 2) I was in a motorcycle accident 3) I'm OK 4) I'm in the ER 5) I'm OK 6) I'll need a ride home."
Standingranby
Shaving won't make them go away...wait maybe that's not good news at all...
bond100
"The first spotting round missed"
MrMasscomedian
"Lord Vader, I have both good and bad news reagarding my interrogation of the prisoner." pt1/2
MrMasscomedian
"I don't care what happens to him, what did you learn?""Well then, I have doubly good news!"
jrau18
"It's completely treatable" actually does nullify the bad news in that case, though
GnomeAndGarden
Yeah, "mostly treatable" would be better.
SnarkyScience
Still bit of a bummer about the gonorrhea though.
kevincow
"Treatable" doesn't necessarily mean "curable". It might just mean that you can live with something, but it still kinda sucks.
Tiropat
Kidney failure is completely treatable
Twinklepot
She will still be able to walk
Kabe59
... Eventually
BifuriousPanda
Just not of her own volition.
SorryImAwkwardSorry
The mother survived...
BifuriousPanda
Just long enough to say goodbye.