Human!!...I dare you to touch me again...

Sep 15, 2016 2:32 AM

SarcasticMoron

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I went to high-school with this dude. He's a character.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You went to highschool with a dog?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You don't just slap Samuel L. Jackson in the chest

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

Dog: "When you die I'm gonna eat you"

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

"Until then, enjoy my farts." -Dog

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So when people take selfies while driving they are literally hitler....but when this dude records hos dog while driving nobody cares?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

The slow head turn gets me every time

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do that again and I'm gonna tear ya head off and shit down ya neck.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That dog don't fuck around. You better watch turning your back to him. He might send your soul on up to heaven and then laugh about it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That Carhardt beanie though

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bad ass dog! Give that bad ass dog some chicken jerky!

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

It's gunna get ugly

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I would do horrible nasty wonderful things to that man

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Same

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That dog looks like a war-torn vet with a jaw of steel and a shotgun stored where the sun don't shine to surprise his adversaries

10 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 1

So, Marvin from red?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Exactly what I was thinking

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thats like 80% of boxers.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0