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#TGIF #Shosting #Loveatfirstsight
Edit: the glorious Imgur mods have gifted me a warning and marked this mature.
Jan 26, 2018 11:54 PM
WTBHL3
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3122
334
#TGIF #Shosting #Loveatfirstsight
Edit: the glorious Imgur mods have gifted me a warning and marked this mature.
RedVsBlue
So after you proposed she just spewed shit from her mouth? Sounds like my ex wife.
AstronautChicken
HonchKing1
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
Well, they already have knives on the table so they don't need to reach far to get the job done.
stavro05
doritobanditoeatingacheetoburrito
DancingPanther
IFindYourLackOfACreativeUsernameDisturbing
GhostSignals
Tomcat0
What's his name? I used to watch his videos and can't remember.
zepzz
Why, markiplier
chrisjfinlay
No no it’s MMMMMAAAAAARIPLIER!
AnotherVote
Foxiol
Lexielle1
Paramedic here: I have seen this happen. Their breath smells of feces beforehand..
IFindYourLackOfACreativeUsernameDisturbing
Sergio1d
Bet those two are the same people you find in the comment section of a Yahoo article.
JustARegularOldPotato
MetaSomma
ImaginarySuccess
SHIT THE WHAT FUCK!
ProbablyDrunkAgain
heh, they both had poo smiles at the end.
MaximusUltima
DelightfullyOdd
God is dead and this is what killed him.
ChocksAway
DarkSock
jrgowe126
This is cute.... Ughhhghhwhatthefuck!?!?
wheelow
Wat
Retrikaethan
the front page deserves this.
girlswithdicksarestillgirls
The fp has seen this hundreds of times
JamaicanSauce
So about your username.. Are we talking strap ons or the real thing?? I'm kinda curious
inasexualway
what are we, gay? the real thing
mastermindelectric
Is it a shit post?
De4dM4nW4lkin
I see what you did there
HonchKing1
ZachsAnomaiy
There is an actual condition like this that severe bowel obstructions can cause. It is life threatening without immediate medical attention.
communicationbreakdown
I think it's a Tool music video maybe?
artbyiain
LOL!
MrSkar
OffendedSkeleton
BklynPunisher
It is “the” shit post.
sLAppyMcBaLlz2
EnthusiasticPoopslut
hell yes
IMTHEONEWHOSTOLEALLOFTHECOOKIESFROMTHECOOKIEJAR
Mmm mmm softserve
mastermindelectric
Oh
ImaginarySuccess
I just wish there was one little bit that came out at the end like it was almost forgotten.
Thefusiondude
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
Now wish in the other hand.
tReasonoustRump
TypoInEveryComment
jinko82
sLAppyMcBaLlz2
TypoInEveryComment
Yupurineutah
BklynPunisher
Someone please reverse this!!!!!!
MetaSomma
I don't get it, is this supposed to be unrealistic or something?
ImaginarySuccess
Nope. #nofilter #nophotoshop Just kidding. I don't know what any of this means.
MetaSomma
Well you get points for trying at least
DaKahuna81
Uh.....wait what?
nateglen350
What the fuck is that all about?
DontMindMelmJustLurkin
I think that's enough imgur for today
rolandandhishawkdavid
SmashingBrickCastration
Saved
MetaSomma
I never thought I would need a meme like this
finninthejakesuit
. G
stopyellingatme43
woodenbadger
BRING OUT THE GIMP.
iHaveAlotOfFolders
I’d pump that with seed..
Cheelio
SmashingBrickCastration
FloppyFingers
Still a better love story than Twilight.
Brandy321
The only thing that sparkles here is the ring.
sLAppyMcBaLlz2
EmperorHarvey
MARRAKESHREDMan
And SO OOOOOOOOO MANY OTHERS!
Okebel
and less shit comes out of the actors mouth too.
keeeenny
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keeeenny
Read that guys comment and thought it was 2005. Could of sworn I heard Soulja boy off in the distance
sleepmask
Watch me crank that robocop
De4dM4nW4lkin
Agreed
KinKrow
Let's be honest, Twilight was pretty shitty.
De4dM4nW4lkin
The best part was that the actor for the guy main character HATED THE MOVIE MORE THAN ANYONE ELSE
rainballs
Breaking Dawn pt1 and 2 were the only redeeming ones out of the saga
KinKrow
Honestly I feel like Host is the only objectively 'good' novel Stephanie Meyer wrote. It was a love novel, but had an interesting premise.
KinKrow
Being set in a setting where the Aliens weren't invading, but had already won was a good concept, and she built on it with the Souls nature.
rainballs
Honestly, I loved both series. But the twilight saga's movies were so shit. I never got to see The Host.
lazysombrero
^damn you fast finger
AstroExplained
How'd you guess his nickname?
lazysombrero
+1
ZeroZeta
Maybe if you weren't so lazy.
lazysombrero
+1 ;)