Nov 24, 2020 2:09 AM
P1nkBerr1
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AnUnfortunateFreezeFrame
DefundIsraelTheGenocidalNation
Computer says Nooo
llcoolj
Now he can pee green urine into his own mouth!
Adfri
Clever girl
LordCommanderTomSnow
Chimp knows the acid in the Mountain Dew will eventually dissolve the bars of his enclosure.
Lightsmith
That monkey gonna lose his teeth.
chichiFregiLover
conservatives don't approve this
mintynuggets
chimpanzee starts 360 no scoping kids on mw
Priceman5
"Hey whacha got there? Oh really? C'mere, let me holla at you. Check this hole out"
drdavessardogs
Texas Ranger : Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew! Texas Ranger : Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
saltyapplejuice
https://media1.tenor.com/images/93d86db20a2e07bec7f8f9dbd507a841/tenor.gif?itemid=8113710
gpixelVillain
Man i feel so sorry for These poor animals...
DancingHomer
I don't ,ENTERTAIN ME YOU BEAST!
alexscorpio13
Exactly, so intelligent, it must be hell for them in captivity
RednapxpandeR
Jail*
SDgoldilocks
The only way I can be ok with it is if I think of them as saving their wild relatives by creating compassion in people.
nickasaurusrex83
The only place I can think of in the UK is Monkey World where they are all rescues and I'm ok with that. But it's so tragic we have too.
mydamnkidsdontthinkimfunny
Yeah. Don't do that
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Yeah, espresso is way better for them, less sugar.
StylesRockman
Too late, he already has an obsession with swords and calling the others in the pack "simps"
whitefoxkei
He's gonna be teleporting behind them and saying "Ooka eeepeep, ook"
MangoLassi
We meet again
EmporerDragon
?1
kojenk
Aahhh man I was going to post something like this and got distracted
v
circlebreaker
*150 decibel berserk caffeinated chimpanzee SFX*
Go to Zoos? Keep animals in Cafés? Drink mointain dew? What is it?
astrangehop
Guide ladies to holes.
missmerk
This is a disaster. I love it.
Cages but i'll keep IT that way...mainly because i cant edit it...
michealangleo
No, no, you had a point
NapAllDayPartyNever
you aren't going to acknowledge mointain?
No!
aplethoraofnaps
Thats what his momma said to the kidnappers.
Kitakita
that's how you get gamer chimps. Next they'll want doritos
42underscores
It's called MOUNTAIN DEW, it's probably natural for them...
theguywiththevoice
Mountain Don't.
thatauzzieguy
You're right. The ape should know that too.
DigBick4D4
Supposedly if the other chimps see that you didn’t share with them, they’ll try their damnedest to fuck you up
Madomasi
You watch Joe Rogan too?
TedBuckley
I want chimps hopped up on The Dew
guiltyalias
Mountain Dew is one of the highest caffeinated drinks, plus a ton of sugar. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
TheBentPianist
Nothing.
PoppinLochNessHopster
It's slightly more caffeinated than most sodas, but not even close to the most caffeinated drink, not even as much as a cup of coffee.
Apples to oranges a little? I mean, I can see a chimp drinking soda. Hot coffee? ?
Wat? he said mountain dew was one of the most caffeinated drinks. it's not
SociallyAwkwardPenguins
You are not ur best self that night.
ThighHighsSaveLives
I'm sorry, he's eternally stuck in a fucking jail cell, If I want to give him a shot of tequila you can fuck right off.
Static147
Lol, so righteous
Wurstinator
So just so you can boost your ego and feel like you are a good care-giver, you are willing to hurt an animal even more. Good for you!
Radtastical
Oh no, a sip of Mt. Dew?! STOP!!! YoU'rE hUrTiNg HiM!!!
It's not about the drink itself but the trained behavior.
CarmenCage
Many animals will purposefully eat fermented fruit to get drunk??♀️
Many humans will purposefully kill themselves. Better give free guns to all of them because that's helping them, right?
wooooz
No, so he can brighten the day of an intelligent caged distant cousin ape who likes fucken Mtn Dew like us but doesnt have a vending machine
Yeah, what I said: to feed your ego, you pretend like you are helping animals while actually harming them.
BabyBumbleBee3
None of y'all know how Zoos work. Proper zoos will provide enrichment of all sorts to their animals, they don't need mt. Dew.
I don't *NEED* a beer of fridays, but i sure as hell thank it. And idgaf about the zoo; the little guy is jailed and MtnDew makes his day.
And animals want to eat stuff that's bad for them all the time; my dog would eat shit and my cat would eat poisonous plants if I let them.
And before "but apes are smarter" they'll still eat something they're not supposed to, endangering their own wellbeing. Some zoos act as >
ninjawhoo
Youre also not meant to give pets a lot of foods but a tiny sip extremely rarely won't do shit.
He knows to point at the noms and direct them to the opening. I doubt this happens "extremely rarely" tho
Thats true. Its only bad if everybody thinks 'its just a little' cose then it adds up ofc
Narangee
More like don't dew that
richiezilla5350
CgnCalling
But dey done did dew dat. ?1
AnUnfortunateFreezeFrame
DefundIsraelTheGenocidalNation
Computer says Nooo
llcoolj
Now he can pee green urine into his own mouth!
Adfri
Clever girl
LordCommanderTomSnow
Chimp knows the acid in the Mountain Dew will eventually dissolve the bars of his enclosure.
Lightsmith
That monkey gonna lose his teeth.
chichiFregiLover
conservatives don't approve this
mintynuggets
chimpanzee starts 360 no scoping kids on mw
Priceman5
"Hey whacha got there? Oh really? C'mere, let me holla at you. Check this hole out"
drdavessardogs
Texas Ranger : Chip, I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew! Texas Ranger : Chip, I'm gonna come at you like a spider monkey!
saltyapplejuice
https://media1.tenor.com/images/93d86db20a2e07bec7f8f9dbd507a841/tenor.gif?itemid=8113710
gpixelVillain
Man i feel so sorry for These poor animals...
DancingHomer
I don't ,ENTERTAIN ME YOU BEAST!
alexscorpio13
Exactly, so intelligent, it must be hell for them in captivity
RednapxpandeR
Jail*
SDgoldilocks
The only way I can be ok with it is if I think of them as saving their wild relatives by creating compassion in people.
nickasaurusrex83
The only place I can think of in the UK is Monkey World where they are all rescues and I'm ok with that. But it's so tragic we have too.
mydamnkidsdontthinkimfunny
Yeah. Don't do that
AFistfulOfDollHairs
Yeah, espresso is way better for them, less sugar.
StylesRockman
Too late, he already has an obsession with swords and calling the others in the pack "simps"
whitefoxkei
He's gonna be teleporting behind them and saying "Ooka eeepeep, ook"
MangoLassi
We meet again
EmporerDragon
kojenk
Aahhh man I was going to post something like this and got distracted
MangoLassi
circlebreaker
*150 decibel berserk caffeinated chimpanzee SFX*
gpixelVillain
Go to Zoos? Keep animals in Cafés? Drink mointain dew? What is it?
astrangehop
Guide ladies to holes.
missmerk
This is a disaster. I love it.
gpixelVillain
Cages but i'll keep IT that way...mainly because i cant edit it...
michealangleo
No, no, you had a point
NapAllDayPartyNever
you aren't going to acknowledge mointain?
gpixelVillain
No!
aplethoraofnaps
Thats what his momma said to the kidnappers.
Kitakita
that's how you get gamer chimps. Next they'll want doritos
42underscores
It's called MOUNTAIN DEW, it's probably natural for them...
theguywiththevoice
Mountain Don't.
thatauzzieguy
You're right. The ape should know that too.
DigBick4D4
Supposedly if the other chimps see that you didn’t share with them, they’ll try their damnedest to fuck you up
Madomasi
You watch Joe Rogan too?
DigBick4D4
TedBuckley
I want chimps hopped up on The Dew
guiltyalias
Mountain Dew is one of the highest caffeinated drinks, plus a ton of sugar. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
TheBentPianist
Nothing.
PoppinLochNessHopster
It's slightly more caffeinated than most sodas, but not even close to the most caffeinated drink, not even as much as a cup of coffee.
guiltyalias
Apples to oranges a little? I mean, I can see a chimp drinking soda. Hot coffee? ?
PoppinLochNessHopster
Wat? he said mountain dew was one of the most caffeinated drinks. it's not
SociallyAwkwardPenguins
You are not ur best self that night.
ThighHighsSaveLives
I'm sorry, he's eternally stuck in a fucking jail cell, If I want to give him a shot of tequila you can fuck right off.
Static147
Lol, so righteous
Wurstinator
So just so you can boost your ego and feel like you are a good care-giver, you are willing to hurt an animal even more. Good for you!
Radtastical
Oh no, a sip of Mt. Dew?! STOP!!! YoU'rE hUrTiNg HiM!!!
Wurstinator
It's not about the drink itself but the trained behavior.
CarmenCage
Many animals will purposefully eat fermented fruit to get drunk??♀️
Wurstinator
Many humans will purposefully kill themselves. Better give free guns to all of them because that's helping them, right?
wooooz
No, so he can brighten the day of an intelligent caged distant cousin ape who likes fucken Mtn Dew like us but doesnt have a vending machine
Wurstinator
Yeah, what I said: to feed your ego, you pretend like you are helping animals while actually harming them.
BabyBumbleBee3
None of y'all know how Zoos work. Proper zoos will provide enrichment of all sorts to their animals, they don't need mt. Dew.
wooooz
I don't *NEED* a beer of fridays, but i sure as hell thank it. And idgaf about the zoo; the little guy is jailed and MtnDew makes his day.
BabyBumbleBee3
And animals want to eat stuff that's bad for them all the time; my dog would eat shit and my cat would eat poisonous plants if I let them.
BabyBumbleBee3
And before "but apes are smarter" they'll still eat something they're not supposed to, endangering their own wellbeing. Some zoos act as >
ninjawhoo
Youre also not meant to give pets a lot of foods but a tiny sip extremely rarely won't do shit.
mydamnkidsdontthinkimfunny
He knows to point at the noms and direct them to the opening. I doubt this happens "extremely rarely" tho
ninjawhoo
Thats true. Its only bad if everybody thinks 'its just a little' cose then it adds up ofc
Narangee
More like don't dew that
richiezilla5350
CgnCalling
But dey done did dew dat.
?1