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Me_irl
me irl
chrishallett83
#4 Jesus H. Christ what a pair of douchebags - shitty matching backwards hats, driving like a cunt, in a BMW "SUV"...
Johnjimojo
The old dump muffle
KingJew
Can confirm hall of cost is bloody scary
tacomastester
He he corn dog
Scarlett948
God damn I don't even regularly watch the bachelor but from what I saw, Corrine is the most annoying thing ever
DarthFutuza
duberry
I thought that the Ann Taylor ad I got halfway through was a meme.
assahola
That raccoon one have me a good chuckle.
DrazzyG
Great dump. That diet one is so accurate it hurts.
NoIDontKnowTheQueen
And which one might that be
GiveMeAllThePizza
+1 Solid dump
WowSoSparkly
PostModernAesthetic
Yaaas!
Rhenthalin
I'm glad kids are making school shooter jokes again. Columbine really quashed the whole thing for my generation.
LowercaseG
Where did the word holocaust come from? Is it a proper noun? If not, what else has it referred to?
einsteinisbae
I love tax-free shit
DukeDarkwood
Always good to see more of Fridman's work on here. He does the best requests.
Captainplanetmotherfucker
Russoe
#10 A trashbag?
lintwizard
I'm suddenly reminded of The Lonely Islands "Dreamgirl"
OneFuckedPony
I'd be like "do you do parties?"
Rheios
I was thinking one should hand her a dollar and asking how to clean her up after her plastic form melts to that black stone in the sunlight.
MediumLebowski
My wife did an insult machine for charity on a typewriter at our bar.
fatherjokes
Me showing up at the party: "I've hired a professional insulter. Let's play Cards against humanity!"
kdizzlejizzle
She poops at parties
PostModernAesthetic
It's nice to see Bianca Del Rio on here :)
starflake
I went to see her Not Today Satan show last week, did not stop laughing!
OneFuckedPony
Just looked her up, she's hilarious. I used to hang out with a very very gay crowd, I miss that wit. Now I have to watch old Madame videos.
lintwizard
Don Rickles makes good money, probably.
OneFuckedPony
I'd commit a series of felonies to see this in person. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1siwMVrS0qE
Cerinna
Despite me still finding the suicide memes super disturbing and unhealthy, this was a quality dump. :)
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Diva mentality :DDD
BoostZilla
WTF......
seemetrollinh8in
Thanks, I only wanted to bookmark this one
Av1990
I can dig it
jqubed
UnrulyGhoulie
I'm still waiting for an adult to explain it to me.
Shrekhead
This is the only certainty.
IndecisiveSlacker
#9 Nobody mentioning Fridman replaced the guy behind the couple with some bald guy.
TugMcRaw
I think it's The Roc!
armitagecasemolly
Don't school shooters usually die from self inflicted gunshot wounds?
SierraSykes2
Would be better if more of them died to concealed-carry-inflicted gunshot wounds. Lets get some use out of the civilian arsenal.
SerialKitten666
Well, either they kill themselves or they get shot by the cops so it's kinda like really violent and elaborate suicide either way...
vielleicht
Probably don't want to do homework
SuperNintendoEntertainmentSystem
Instant callback!
JackRabbit2
Please tell me I was not the only one laughing for 10 minutes at that dog costume thing
TheFakeCraigFerguson
You need to read the reviews that go with it. It's fucking amazing. I wish I could remember the source.
flamingflamingo
It was definitely the one I laughed longest at.
Nooooooooooooooooooooo
Not the dog costume, but the airplane love confession for sure
DarthFutuza
Ed...ward...
Winterwolf28
Haven't laughed that hard in a while
Felderburg
I'm more mystified that none of the comments addressed the "pregnant belly to give birth to dog sold separately" part. What???
frakthis42
Or "fools 30% of pediatricians"... How!?!?
Attacker732
"Up to 30%" does technically include 0%.
Majorjackov
Good dump, had to muffle many a laugh as I am currently at work
dumbefi
I feel that.
Stormquake
My face is hurting from stifled laughs
AychEm
I am at school, I must say it's very hard work trying not to laugh out loud
Aisyplayz
Omg my boyfriend is sleeping next to me...I am crying with stifled laughter!
SmartAverageBear
And on the toilet
NoDamsel
Ditto. Surfing Imgur while in a meeting is my favorite thing.
MikiDeLeon
I'm next to my sleeping baby, almost woke her up a couple of times
strangerthong
as far as dumps go this one was quality indeed, I chuckled on several occasions as well
quietrage
Is it just me or is her throat messed up?
TheMeddlingMonk
You mean in the first shot? I thought the same at first but it's actually a few strands of hair.
KainKaiser
If you refer to pic 1, it's her hair that makes her hair look awkward.
KainKaiser
...Her throat* I can't brain today. Apologies.
Tisbutafleshwound
Dated a girl once who really liked being choked. Weirded me the hell out.
JohannesJosti
That shouldn't weird you out, alot of girls like being chokes, even the ones who don't know it yet
LiamNeesonOfficial
Bitch wanted it, but, never tapped out. Now she dead. Weirded me out too.
Jawiiiiii
Fistouille
WowSoSparkly
If it's stupid but it works, it's not stupid.
GeneralWho
As someone currently unable to sleep due to a nasty stomach flu - wouldn't mind some of that void juice...
SuperNintendoEntertainmentSystem
Yeah I know! It's such a simple trick!
lintwizard
If you don't do it right, you'll have to turn YOURSELF in.
Slindrin
I am calling that within the next few days, we will see one that says "The next person you touch with your index finger will instantly die"
RustyCatheter
Missed a few days of school... currently contemplating all possibilities
chrisharddick
Missed 4 months of school here, wanna switch places?
OhhhPleaseNo
It's not wrong though
Azerai
Unless you believe in ....... homework hell
Azerai
You know that feeling when you jolt awake and though you don't know what it is you know you haven't finished something vitally important?
Azerai
It's that. Forever. Stay outta school kids
Drakelake
As an 8th grader almost graduating, I wish I could stay out.