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woogigooie
Got a bald spot? spray paint!
crimeandpuntonfirstdown
That last one is the first joke my Dad ever told me. Quite the emotional dump.
theMostUsernameOfAll
#13 is broken
DumpStewart
I wish I looked like Iggy Pop to be honest
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idrinkcheapbeer
What? It's a Flintstones joke. Abu Dhabi do. How the hell do you get "stoning as a punishment" out of that???
TITANEUM
#3 is fucking horrifying
here4doggomemes
Girls fart get over it
TITANEUM
Thanks
TheCreecher
I too would walk from the U.K. to Iceland
greenking13
sandshoesman
Yeah I wanna know how this was done exactly?
greymaria
Green water, plus little poles that the balls were resting on. I hope you figured this out in the year since you posted this comment .
sandshoesman
Hahaha you really made me laugh. Yes I did but I appreciate the help!
CaJoBurto
That 500 mile one is nuts, you could fit all of Europe in Alaska.
akmarksman
Except russia.
mynameisnotalice
Only a part of Russia belongs to Europe. And it's a lot smaller than the Asian part.
GeneralWhisker
Europe is SO TINY
aleister94
Just like your Wang
DanBartStart
Picture isn't accurate. Britain is 874 miles from top (John O Groats) to bottom (Lands End).
BoopityBap
Not in a straight line. In a straight line it is way less. The picture is accurate.
GOWood
Abu Dhabi do Wil(earn)Ma +1
McLovinn
My friend doesn't get that one
GOWood
Fred Flintstone is a character from "The Flintstone's" TV show. One of his famous catch cries was Yabba Dabba Do! He was also married 2/
GOWood
Wilma and whenever something went wrong he'd bellow Wiiiiiiiiiiillllllma! Fred would pretty much yell at everything.
GOWood
Abu Dhabi do sounds like Yabba Dabba do, or you could be from Dubai.
MarleafChef
Will never get sick of that Stevie Wonder one. Someone should forward it to his twitter account, I'm sure he'll laugh when he sees it.
WitchyVixen
Grubenwolf
http://imgur.com/mivW4Xq
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
#2 it indeed is weird as fuck that next year we will be seeing kids born in 2000 in porn...
Lucasthetankengine
Dude I turn 17 in november
Lucasthetankengine
However you cannot expect me in porn to ugly for that
HPWombat
The socially acceptable music one is too real.
mynameisnotalice
I only have unacceptable music, so it's easy for me.
TheRealDurdan
Probably one of my main anxieties. The radio is the go for me.
Kayayayaya
Me: "I-If you say so..." Music: "いつの間にか 毎日に追い詰められてるとき 行方知れず しあわせは逃げてゆくのかもね" Friend:
loveplusultra
I have 3 fucking goose house albums on my goddam phone. I know the struggle
Kayayayaya
I have some decent Japanese EDM mixed in, but you have to wade through stuff like Miracle Hinacle to get to it...
jshbee
I was on a road trip with some friends, they let me play music. I put on pretty normal playlist, and somehow an anime OP got in it.
jshbee
Never heard the end of it.
FuzzyCatCat
What's unacceptable music?
Craazyy1
No c**k like horsec**k comes to mind
Elwind
Pretty much any given song from Ninja Sex Party.
T3hi84n2g
Almost any Horse The Band song will make people squeamish. Sex raptor and kangarooster meadows or the intro to Purple, for sure.
Litten
If we were gay - ninja sex party
colonelmustardinthekitchenwiththecandlestick
I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM. Or when starbombs "Sonic's best pal" comes on. That ones a bit difficult to just kinda brush off
TheStargateIsReal
The Macarena, as performed by the Chipettes... (actual song I have)
HPWombat
From my library? Video game theme songs, Disney soundtracks and musicals. So. Many. Musicals.
BoopityBap
NIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGANIGGA.
SuperTurtle15
100% NIGGA
mynameisnotalice
Suicidal Black Metal
votress
"what does the fox say" rebecca blacks "friday" "girls just wanna have fun"-if you're a bunch of dudes
Grubenwolf
Probably any kind of metal which is the kind of music I mainly listen to. I'll put it on and I'll feel like I'm the only one enjoying it.
tatercake
I have tons of Australian instrumental prog. For some reason my friends don't seem to be as nuts about it as I am
MrJitterfingers
wall noise, shoegaze, mongolian throat singing, song in languages your friends don't understand, I can go on. but character limit.
KCBeard
In my experience, Country, which is more than half of my playlist. Whoops!
greenking13
Apparently, responding to the suggestion of kaorake with allowing all music genres, including country, is what lost me the vote for 1/2
greenking13
special events coordinator in my Robotics organization. 2/2
KCBeard
If I ever did karaoke, I'd 100% pick some George Strait.
ZashchishchayushchiysyaOsushchestvitelLzhesvidetelstva
Masterpieces such as "Fuck me in the ass 'cause I love Jesus", songs of Russian band called "A horse and corpse-eyed toads searched Cesium--
WatermelonBomb
Would love to know the actual name of the russian band
ZashchishchayushchiysyaOsushchestvitelLzhesvidetelstva
Кобыла и Трупоглазые Жабы Искали Цезию, Нашли Поздно Утром Свистящего Хна
ZashchishchayushchiysyaOsushchestvitelLzhesvidetelstva
I recommend to start with the song called "Молох"
ZashchishchayushchiysyaOsushchestvitelLzhesvidetelstva
but found early in the morning whistling Hn" (translation might be lossy), and "Let it go" from "Frozen"
greenking13
I feel like your first song is too specific, how about everything from Garfunkel and Oates, especially Go Kart Racing?
ZashchishchayushchiysyaOsushchestvitelLzhesvidetelstva
They are in the listening queue. Thanks
bossbrew
Probably 90% of my library. Black metal, thrash metal, and grindcore fall into the category of unlistenable for a lot of people.
LegVacuum
One time I tried playing death metal at a bar on a jukebox once. Everyone protested and decided to skip my song. Didnt get a refund.
ReadThatCommentAgainHahMadeYouLook
Most people are like 'whatever floats your boat' with me. But Meshuggah always sends them running. 'This ain't music!' *Waves cane*
SociopathicPuppy
Meshuggah isn't music, it's evil poetry
BeingOfNonExistence
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ReadThatCommentAgainHahMadeYouLook
Oooh, I like that! Or evil algebra.