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NeverEndingStoryMachine
But wealth is literally based on Nonequivalent exchange. You are willing to give up the money because what you want is worth more to you.
HiNicckk
If you ever want to make your essays longer, make your periods font size 14.
JediKnight
OK. I'm pretty sure the magical airport in my back yard when I was a kid was definitely real, not just a recurring dream.
engrishteesher
Is that Brock Lesnar lifting the shark????
apsck12
That's what I thought too
IAmNotRoy
It's part of a promo video for Summerslam. 2002 or 2003.
LauraAwesomesauce
But making it through Rainbow Road without falling should garner SOME respect from the parents!
fulcrume
Plot twist: N64 version.
Denvercoder09
Son you man now
boojay
I feel like most of these posts have the best first. So by the time I get to the comments everyone has forgotten about Elric A. 2005
tonyferry
If my dad paid me to come out of my room I'd at least discuss terms.
LurkMasterP
Not sure I understand what that nice lesbian girl was looking for.
Bobothetalkingclown
(Elric A. 2005)
kristuz
I got 99 presents for you but a bitch ain't one
CommandPrompted
The quote from Alphonse Elric
thats just too good
lunaisbestprincess
What am i missing here?
CommandPrompted
Its a quote from a character in an anime
shadowex3
One of my friends cited F. Bulsara Et Al's theory of adipose driven acoustic orbital mechanics.
LoopStricken
This needs more points.
FoxySocks
I don't get it, what is that referencing?
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
google "F. Bulsara"
Storebag
Fat-bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round!
shadowex3
Farrokh Bulsara is Freddie Mercury's real name. Fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go round.
sammmmmmmmmmich
Someone did the stankey leg way to hard..
whatsthisusernameofwhichyouspeak
Made me seriously laugh +1
MrJohnsonAndTheJuiceCrew
i would totally date the mojo jojo lesbian
jdavis1186
That's not even how Mojo Jojo talks, which is to say the speech patterns of Mojo Jojo are not accurately represented in that image.
faintpremonition
Everyone else is falling over themselves because she invoked Mojo Jojo without acknowledging how bad a job she did.
Pathologus
I once used a quote from Children of Dune for a neuroscience essay, also very satisfying.
TotallyNotATimeLord
Ha ha
MollyNapQueen
I'll save this for future reference
PurelyCoincidental
me too saved!
ClaritaShamsi10
found the sjw
Anonsy
theblackcanaryyy
why
illegalacorn
really
Harmonex
Because they have an opinion he disagrees with.
Rheios
Because we all know that not getting anything good in Mario Cart just because you're driving better is bs.
PlutoIsSoAPlanet
We all know that? I thought we all knew that having a chance to mount a comeback, and having to be on your guard the whole game was fun.
Rheios
It is, which is why I do enjoy the game. But tell me it isn't cool to get to throw shells at people. Which I guess is why they have vs.
JimmyLive
Because you and the person on tumblr think it's totally acceptable to be racist towards white people.
lily10110
And discriminate towards straight and/or males. Dude, equality means no special treatments. For anyone.
ChainmailTank
In user sub! It's like catching a leprachaun!
Demmayyy
It's like I feel like I'm part of something :D
IshouldBeInBedAlready
RIGHT?!
DogeMaster
Is it just me or do I always find these kind of posts in user sub? Then again, I'm a lifeless bastard refreshing imgur on summer break
ViveLaEvolution
Bingo
ViveLaEvolution
Bruh. Dont make it weird.
razzlestorm
Quick! We should say something profound about the state of young people, or society, or butts!
iamireland
Noone cares, shut up.
TS1234
So they're NOT selling a kid with a ball for five bucks? Damn i need a ball.
TheFlyingHellfish
You should go to Steve Mahanahan's Child Clown Outlet.
sweatytelemarketer
It clearly read two for five bucks.
littlemirrorsatourfeet
The child is included as a minion, so that you never have to suffer the indignity of fetching your own ball
Lemesplain
If I was a lesbian, on a dating website, looking for girls who want to date girls on a dating site, talking like mojo jojo would work on me
Glumerlink
Hey now, unlike in mario kart corporations get a blueshell whenever they want
Argoyle
Felt awful upvoting this
JimmyLive
Yeah let's shoot the guy who worked his way into success!!! It's not racist if it's against white people. Right guys? ...right?
Glumerlink
the guys in first won't be immune to everything going on behind them. Kinda like internet companies. (2)
Glumerlink
In mariokart you get a speed boost and access to more blue shells as you get further and further back, this is to even things out so (1)
hotdogparty
Is everybody forgetting that a blue shell for the first place driver would be awful?
Glumerlink
Yeah but imagine being the first place guy and you have a blue shell, anytime someone tries to take it from you, you just toss it out
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
I've gotten the shell/lightning and held onto it until I made first before. I go through a lot of friends
Rheios
No, this is great planning. Any time I see that happen, my respect for the person jumps.It can be hard to get into first without using them.
DorthLous
Either you're lying or haven't used blue shell in the first place. It would target you and hit you right back. It's designed against greed.
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
Why would I use it in first place? It's to punish anyone that passes me.
annaleespanties
+1 for Mojo Jojo
FlatPlutoSociety
Talking to me like Mojo Jojo is NOT a good way to get me to stop wanting to talk to you.
DaMilkMan
"CURSES."
snifters
at first i was like wtf is wrong with this gurl?! where is this going... and then....!
mojo420jojo
I'm relevant?!
unconTROLLable
For Mojo Jojo, a "1" has been given.
BlueDsc
That girl be awesome.
ISeeStoopedPeople
I wish I was a girl. I would date Mojo jojo girl so hard. Treat her to the finest McDonald's money can buy. The whole shebang.
ilovegrapes
McDonald's, you say ... Carry on ...
ISeeStoopedPeople
I have may have spoken a bit prematurely, but on the bright side... any three items off the dollar menu? Nothin' but the best for my bae.
ilovegrapes
Dang, you a smooth motherfucker.
ISeeStoopedPeople
alabamafutbol
ha.. shebang.. i get it
odraude
you stole my idea...it has been stolen.. my idea... my reasoning has been appropriated by another person... against my will...
coolwaterNJ
10 best comments already? Well since this will get lost, I've been picking up garbage my wife leaves around and stuffing it into her pillow
WeirdGuyOnTheInternet
That's some golden passive-aggressive shit right there.
FunkyCake
*garbij
ScarecrowBoat
This... is a actually a good idea.
NotSoSmartAlek
"good"
shamamffa
As a wife... no, it's not.
MaxxiDotPad
As a female...I find it hilarious.
RabidKow
*sparkling garbij
accujimmy
garbi-jif
MyOwnSummer
*Ke$ha
Asharinbosmer
garbij backwards is jibrag. that is too close to jizzrag. i need to go to bed
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RabidKow
Aww, I love you too. Cannn you feellll the love tonighttt *ba dee dum*
RabidKow
I love you too :)
reunitepangea
My colleague had a student turn in a paper with a sentence about "go bitch" ... to her forever to figure out that's how they spelled garbage
PurelyCoincidental
Garbij everywhere here! The formula tops it off thought, oh god that baby has no chance.
FiatLuxIam
http://www.orlybeauty.com/sparkling-garbage.html
HiNicckk
In Mario Kart Double Dash, I got a blue shell and made my way up to 1st place. Two seconds later, I'm in 5th place.
JimmyLive
Don't worry, we'll keep rewarding you for being in last place
Kpizza96
I quoted Alphonse elric in one of my essays, It actually helped me get confident enough to make a speech in front of my class
puggless2
thank you for whoever tagged this post as doingitfortheweave i think i may love you
Tankdoggy
Is the "Weave" you are speaking of the alliance of aliens fighting against the Amplitur?
TheCanadianNerd
"tagged by illegalpea"
illegalpeanut
*illegalpeanut
TheCanadianNerd
oh shit
illegalpeanut
: 3 3
TheCanadianNerd
well you the real winner here
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jrau18
Imgur's are formatted /t/doingitfortheweave. These aren't hashtags.
AKittenRidingABurritoThroughSpace
@illegalpeanut OP is professing their love to you... what do you have to say for yourself?
illegalpeanut
I managed to not even see the message till now! I love you puggless2
SuperCaptainObvious
I'm sorry, but tagging? Where do I see this?
iwantashortnameforonceohshit
You have to be Glorious and then you get to try Imgur Beta, from what I understand.
bravecatgaming
it was probably bambi or something.
illegalpeanut
It was I
puggless2
then i love you
illegalpeanut
I love you too puggless2. Just wondering what's your tumblr so I may follow it?
Misformanatee
WHAT ARE THOSE BLACK BLOBS ON MILKY COW'S EARLOBES?!
LordBarringtonBunks
Ever seen There's Something About Mary?
WeirdGuyOnTheInternet
THANK YOU I WAS HOPING I WASN'T GOING CRAZY AND MY EYES DECEIVING ME.
LeyaBug
Now we're asking the real questions.
Askthemountains
I was actually crying with laughter at that post. Why milky cow?
Misformanatee
I know! I'm waiting to shout it at someone. It's so unoffensive...
Morella
It probably sounds similar to his actual name. Something like Mikey Howe, maybe.
ninetysix
might be wrong but i thought it was this http://skeptikai.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/The-laughing-cow-cheese-mascot.gif
owlgorhythm
This almost made me pee my pants.
ninetysix
hahahaha, i actually laughed, have you not seen this before?! it was on tv all the time when i was a kid!
owlgorhythm
I have seen it, that's why I laughed so hard!
Misformanatee
Hahahaha omfg I think you're right!