Mar 24, 2021 2:39 PM
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IWANTOBETHEVOID
So they catch a bunch of crabs, bury them in the sand (those are NOT sand crabs) and then dig them up again for views? Cunts. Utter cunts.
gottapaythetroll
Now imagine if they were spiders. And the sand is your mattress.
ChewyCiabatta
I'm sure the crabs are thrilled
HereDueToYourOnePeskyDownVote
One minute you sleeping next you swimming, that's some crazy arsed dream.
MaybeIllDisappear
If you take those to your workbench you can make fish bait and catch whalesharks with your fishing pole.
pyroam
ButtmoTerror
Is this effective for...other kinds of crabs?
PlacentaEaters
MostlyHarmless613
Bro, we are so fucking annoying.
pemamiorak
Just thinking about how many crab appendages were chopped off in that digging. Oof.
crazywowow
We used to get crabs the old fashioned way when I was a teenager...
Peachos
I used a stick and a bucket to catch crab in Puget Sound growing up. WAY faster than a crab pot.
PraiseAzathoth
Next, do it to cinnamon toast crunch
ThatsAmazingImNotEvenMad
You mean Cinnamon Coast Crunch!
wazscience
No more sex on the beach
mako925
Wasn't the sand a deterrent before?
Joshposh11
I’ve decided I will no longer walk barefooted on the beach
SomeDetroitGuy
That's a lot of pinchy bois
rebuildingdrizzt3000
How many crabs were chopped up in the initial scoop into the sand if they're this populated beneath the surface?
antivaxtumblrvegan
Came here with the same concern.
spicetothefoo
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circlebreaker
I always worry about that with earthworms.
IVIunk
At least 1
Callistan
Probably none. Crab exoskeletons are pretty hard, and I'm sure the ones near the edges were able to scurry away through the sand anyway.
Seroster01
Was going to say this. They're hard enough to cut w/ sharp objects on purpose, I don't think they're a dull pan will do it accidentally.
AlabamaNerd
I don’t think they like that
IWantToHaveTheLongestUserNamePossibleJustToBeAnnoyingWhenIPost
Damn. That's fuct up. Imagine being one of them crabs all warm and snug then getting woken up by being thrown in cold water. Not cool bro.
Well, I guess it is cool. Just not the fun cool.
chut7
Fake vid...crabs were just buried, let the ocean flatten the sand on top, then dig them back up. No way crabs bury themselves that densely.
MrNardtastic
Pretty sure that was the consensus last time i saw this vid posted
PrincessLeliana
Leave the fucking crabs alone dude. They did nothing wrong.
voguemouse
Except taste good
PocketCleric
They dont have permits to keep evolving into crabs
ZyxMonster
TheWorldAccordingToAtlas
You don't know that. I know for a fact that the one on the right cheated on his taxes.
aintnothinbutahounddog28
The crabs are fine. They are on schedule to take over after we've killed most of ourselves off. Everything becomes crab
MaybeIwasOutOfTown
They decided to be delicious.
zigbigidorlu
Wouldn't you, if given the opportunity?
GiantEnemyMudcrabz
Right back at ya monke.
Myballzzich
Too small
delciotto
Then they can be bait for larger crabs.
eetsumkaus
maybe these are soft shell crab
AlltheSarcasm87
That's my opinion on crawfish but people still eat them.
eating them is more of an experience IMO. Getting your hands dirty and then sucking on the heads a bit before moving on to the next one
DefinitelyHungry
Maybe to you. People fry these things and eat them whole. Nerve had fried soft shell crab?
Soufange
I wish to try blue shell crab burgers one day
No I have not. You eat the shell too?
Yeah, you eat everything. Just fet the whole thing and eat it whole. It's almost like a crab chip lol
noviusx
Crabs reproduce incredibly fast. Almost like rabbits. And, they taste delicious!
banz111
I mean, they're essentially underwater bugs
So? We're essentially upright pigs so whatever. No reason to be all high and mighty and too good to eat delicious ocean bugs
Nowhere did I say they aren't delicious. Maybe land bugs could be, too, and we're all just too grossed out to try.
Lots of ppl eat bugs. But I don't think they are considered delicious like crabs and lobster
Honeypotsniffer
I've heard you could catch crabs in a very very different way.
HypnagogicHallucinations
Well, it's not that different.
Baron29
The other method is a lot more fun
LeftRightThere
Only if they don’t catch you first
PoutineStJean
You mess with crabo you get a stabo
brownsugga
In Vegas?
errrikblack
Is that where your mom lives?
MagmaCarta
I've seen fishermen do this to catch sand crabs/sand fleas. They make great bait for rockfish.
PartaVictoriisPax
A sandcrab once got into the netting of my trunks right under my taint. Didn't notice it until I got home.
....how did you not notice that?
They're a bit smaller than those dudes, but the other comments got my back.
Imagepoof
LOTS of room in those shorts...
Paulyseggs
I do something similar. I use a net from the dollar store.
Barjack
You know Annette too? How’s she doing lately? I didn’t even know she like fishing on her days off from the dollar store.
Zadpole
As he drags it to the water I'm all proud of myself. "I see it. I see the crab already."
Isometimestakethingsliterally
That's a lot of crabs in 1 spot. Now put them back!
DracoSicarius
Wasn't it revealed that some video like this one was faked where the poor animals were placed in a specific spot befote filming?
Mostlydeadpool
"excuse me, can you the fuck not?" - Crabs, probably
joester101
v
davebeastly
"This kills the crab."
corpofilth
DarthPotatus
Do people eat crabs this small?
Necc0
they taste like total ass. not recommended
People eat almost anything.
Cookingengineeringcats
Good reply
LoligoTX
People will eat a stranger's ass after two IPAs.
Hashbrown123
Gross. Stout is what you pair with eating ass.
Snooj
This is one of those "first we buried crabs, then we dug them up" videos, isn't it?
I suspect this because A) I've never seen crabs dig into a beach like this B) I spend plenty of time digging in sand at the beach and 1-
have never encountered this C) You can clearly see an inert crab claw above ground at the start of the clip as if it had just been 2-
buried and had a wave wash over it to smooth out the sand and was waiting in confusion and D) if there really was crab density like this 3-
there would most certainly have been a ton of half-crabs in that scoop. 4-4
Jordan7831
Op has crabs.
UnknownOne1
incorrectgamertag
missojennie
gtollie
That’s not how I got rid of mine
troepmgr
Don't eat the crab dip
webslinger007
So that's how you get them
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
That's not how I got them.
That's a lot more crabs per volume than I would have guessed.
peterbozeman
With that density, I wonder how many got cut in half digging the strainer in.
smaard
My thought exactly
onecowboytoo
You haven't seen your mom's genitals.
Gudhansson
Wonder how many legs was broken for that one take
xcopperx
Thats what she said
MKUltraMega
NotTimon
I'm assuming this was downvoted on accident, because the comment is very neutral and the spelling is fine.
Downvote this comment for the novelty
sensuallyeatingsushi
I always assume some people tap the downvote by accident, i know i have.
Interesting point. I've seen comments about downvotes from bots, but I'm not sure what role they play. Nonetheless, lots of personalities.
Leonon
I've heard tale that for videos like this people will catch them, bury them all in one spot, then dig them up while filming.
JellyButtSugarPants
Depends on where you are. When I visit my dad in Florida, he is able to do this.
Why would it depend on where you are? Shouldn't it depend more so on where the crabs are?
xKitCakesx
Yeah like the magic “oh look I find all these fish in this hole” videos. People are weird.
Scuttlebutte
liars, ppl are liars for attention
lookingOknaked
There was a channel on YT that "fed" animals (puppies, teacup pigs, ect) to a python, then pretended to rescue them. Made my blood boil.
OliverClothesoff70
"At Aperture Labs we fire the whole bullet. That's 50% more bullet, per bullet." - Cave Johnson
mike13815
Earth is like 30% crabs, by volume.
OneDayIwillPost
NyQuilDaydream
So just a little less than your mom?
koops
She’s 100%
NunyaBizness
Mostly from Kardashian sisters
There is actually a high degree of convergent evolution towards crabs. Eventually all life will be crabs.
Lionskull
taking those 2 facts as true, I would like to buy real estate on the pincers.
It wont. But a couple of species did evolve into crabs independently, so thats pretty interresting
Mikeyo89
Using volume as a unit cracked me up. “That’s about 6 volume”
6 banana ³
IWANTOBETHEVOID
So they catch a bunch of crabs, bury them in the sand (those are NOT sand crabs) and then dig them up again for views? Cunts. Utter cunts.
gottapaythetroll
Now imagine if they were spiders. And the sand is your mattress.
ChewyCiabatta
I'm sure the crabs are thrilled
HereDueToYourOnePeskyDownVote
One minute you sleeping next you swimming, that's some crazy arsed dream.
MaybeIllDisappear
If you take those to your workbench you can make fish bait and catch whalesharks with your fishing pole.
pyroam
ButtmoTerror
Is this effective for...other kinds of crabs?
PlacentaEaters
MostlyHarmless613
Bro, we are so fucking annoying.
pemamiorak
Just thinking about how many crab appendages were chopped off in that digging. Oof.
crazywowow
We used to get crabs the old fashioned way when I was a teenager...
Peachos
I used a stick and a bucket to catch crab in Puget Sound growing up. WAY faster than a crab pot.
PraiseAzathoth
Next, do it to cinnamon toast crunch
ThatsAmazingImNotEvenMad
ThatsAmazingImNotEvenMad
You mean Cinnamon Coast Crunch!
wazscience
No more sex on the beach
mako925
Wasn't the sand a deterrent before?
Joshposh11
I’ve decided I will no longer walk barefooted on the beach
SomeDetroitGuy
That's a lot of pinchy bois
rebuildingdrizzt3000
How many crabs were chopped up in the initial scoop into the sand if they're this populated beneath the surface?
antivaxtumblrvegan
Came here with the same concern.
spicetothefoo
Concern.png
circlebreaker
I always worry about that with earthworms.
IVIunk
At least 1
Callistan
Probably none. Crab exoskeletons are pretty hard, and I'm sure the ones near the edges were able to scurry away through the sand anyway.
Seroster01
Was going to say this. They're hard enough to cut w/ sharp objects on purpose, I don't think they're a dull pan will do it accidentally.
AlabamaNerd
I don’t think they like that
IWantToHaveTheLongestUserNamePossibleJustToBeAnnoyingWhenIPost
Damn. That's fuct up. Imagine being one of them crabs all warm and snug then getting woken up by being thrown in cold water. Not cool bro.
IWantToHaveTheLongestUserNamePossibleJustToBeAnnoyingWhenIPost
Well, I guess it is cool. Just not the fun cool.
chut7
Fake vid...crabs were just buried, let the ocean flatten the sand on top, then dig them back up. No way crabs bury themselves that densely.
MrNardtastic
Pretty sure that was the consensus last time i saw this vid posted
PrincessLeliana
Leave the fucking crabs alone dude. They did nothing wrong.
voguemouse
Except taste good
PocketCleric
They dont have permits to keep evolving into crabs
ZyxMonster
TheWorldAccordingToAtlas
You don't know that. I know for a fact that the one on the right cheated on his taxes.
aintnothinbutahounddog28
The crabs are fine. They are on schedule to take over after we've killed most of ourselves off. Everything becomes crab
MaybeIwasOutOfTown
They decided to be delicious.
zigbigidorlu
Wouldn't you, if given the opportunity?
GiantEnemyMudcrabz
Right back at ya monke.
Myballzzich
Too small
delciotto
Then they can be bait for larger crabs.
eetsumkaus
maybe these are soft shell crab
AlltheSarcasm87
That's my opinion on crawfish but people still eat them.
eetsumkaus
eating them is more of an experience IMO. Getting your hands dirty and then sucking on the heads a bit before moving on to the next one
DefinitelyHungry
Maybe to you. People fry these things and eat them whole. Nerve had fried soft shell crab?
Soufange
I wish to try blue shell crab burgers one day
Myballzzich
No I have not. You eat the shell too?
DefinitelyHungry
Yeah, you eat everything. Just fet the whole thing and eat it whole. It's almost like a crab chip lol
noviusx
Crabs reproduce incredibly fast. Almost like rabbits. And, they taste delicious!
banz111
I mean, they're essentially underwater bugs
aintnothinbutahounddog28
So? We're essentially upright pigs so whatever. No reason to be all high and mighty and too good to eat delicious ocean bugs
banz111
Nowhere did I say they aren't delicious. Maybe land bugs could be, too, and we're all just too grossed out to try.
aintnothinbutahounddog28
Lots of ppl eat bugs. But I don't think they are considered delicious like crabs and lobster
Honeypotsniffer
I've heard you could catch crabs in a very very different way.
HypnagogicHallucinations
Well, it's not that different.
Baron29
The other method is a lot more fun
LeftRightThere
Only if they don’t catch you first
PoutineStJean
You mess with crabo you get a stabo
brownsugga
In Vegas?
errrikblack
Is that where your mom lives?
MagmaCarta
I've seen fishermen do this to catch sand crabs/sand fleas. They make great bait for rockfish.
PartaVictoriisPax
A sandcrab once got into the netting of my trunks right under my taint. Didn't notice it until I got home.
MagmaCarta
....how did you not notice that?
PartaVictoriisPax
They're a bit smaller than those dudes, but the other comments got my back.
Imagepoof
LOTS of room in those shorts...
Paulyseggs
I do something similar. I use a net from the dollar store.
Barjack
You know Annette too? How’s she doing lately? I didn’t even know she like fishing on her days off from the dollar store.
Zadpole
As he drags it to the water I'm all proud of myself. "I see it. I see the crab already."
Isometimestakethingsliterally
That's a lot of crabs in 1 spot. Now put them back!
DracoSicarius
Wasn't it revealed that some video like this one was faked where the poor animals were placed in a specific spot befote filming?
Mostlydeadpool
"excuse me, can you the fuck not?" - Crabs, probably
joester101
davebeastly
"This kills the crab."
corpofilth
DarthPotatus
Do people eat crabs this small?
Necc0
they taste like total ass. not recommended
Isometimestakethingsliterally
People eat almost anything.
Cookingengineeringcats
Good reply
LoligoTX
People will eat a stranger's ass after two IPAs.
Hashbrown123
Gross. Stout is what you pair with eating ass.
Snooj
This is one of those "first we buried crabs, then we dug them up" videos, isn't it?
Snooj
I suspect this because A) I've never seen crabs dig into a beach like this B) I spend plenty of time digging in sand at the beach and 1-
Snooj
have never encountered this C) You can clearly see an inert crab claw above ground at the start of the clip as if it had just been 2-
Snooj
buried and had a wave wash over it to smooth out the sand and was waiting in confusion and D) if there really was crab density like this 3-
Snooj
there would most certainly have been a ton of half-crabs in that scoop. 4-4
Jordan7831
Op has crabs.
UnknownOne1
incorrectgamertag
missojennie
gtollie
That’s not how I got rid of mine
troepmgr
Don't eat the crab dip
webslinger007
So that's how you get them
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
That's not how I got them.
HypnagogicHallucinations
That's a lot more crabs per volume than I would have guessed.
peterbozeman
With that density, I wonder how many got cut in half digging the strainer in.
smaard
My thought exactly
onecowboytoo
You haven't seen your mom's genitals.
Gudhansson
Wonder how many legs was broken for that one take
xcopperx
Thats what she said
MKUltraMega
NotTimon
I'm assuming this was downvoted on accident, because the comment is very neutral and the spelling is fine.
NotTimon
Downvote this comment for the novelty
sensuallyeatingsushi
I always assume some people tap the downvote by accident, i know i have.
HypnagogicHallucinations
Interesting point. I've seen comments about downvotes from bots, but I'm not sure what role they play. Nonetheless, lots of personalities.
Leonon
I've heard tale that for videos like this people will catch them, bury them all in one spot, then dig them up while filming.
JellyButtSugarPants
Depends on where you are. When I visit my dad in Florida, he is able to do this.
HypnagogicHallucinations
Why would it depend on where you are? Shouldn't it depend more so on where the crabs are?
xKitCakesx
Yeah like the magic “oh look I find all these fish in this hole” videos. People are weird.
Scuttlebutte
liars, ppl are liars for attention
HypnagogicHallucinations
lookingOknaked
There was a channel on YT that "fed" animals (puppies, teacup pigs, ect) to a python, then pretended to rescue them. Made my blood boil.
OliverClothesoff70
"At Aperture Labs we fire the whole bullet. That's 50% more bullet, per bullet." - Cave Johnson
mike13815
Earth is like 30% crabs, by volume.
OneDayIwillPost
NyQuilDaydream
So just a little less than your mom?
koops
She’s 100%
NunyaBizness
Mostly from Kardashian sisters
HypnagogicHallucinations
There is actually a high degree of convergent evolution towards crabs. Eventually all life will be crabs.
Lionskull
taking those 2 facts as true, I would like to buy real estate on the pincers.
Gudhansson
It wont. But a couple of species did evolve into crabs independently, so thats pretty interresting
Mikeyo89
Using volume as a unit cracked me up. “That’s about 6 volume”
HypnagogicHallucinations
6 banana ³