Table Map

May 5, 2016 3:52 AM

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Final product first. Nobody likes scrolling through things they don't wanna read. I'm eventually going to replace the chairs and build a bench for one side. Anyway, if you wanna see how I did it, read on.

So I got bored and decided I wanted to try to build a table.

So I did. It's nothing special. It's 6 feet long and made of pine wood. To be honest, I didn't expect it to even be anything special. It's not. So I won't even go into the building process. My skills in wood working are very limited. I used mostly a Kreg Jig, a table saw, and lots of patience.

I printed a large picture of the world map outline using google image search and rasterbator.net. I put graphite transfer paper underneath, and traced it onto the table.

Here it is traced.

I used a wood burner tool to burn the outline into the wood. I don't know why I did this. I think I thought I was gonna burn the whole thing originally, then I realized how tedious and difficult it would be. So I decided to fill the rest in with paint.

I saw a picture of another table on google images that did a black outline for a border. I liked it. So I did the same thing.

I started to fill in the map with a tiny brush.

Progress.

More progress.

Done.

Then I stained the rest of it.

I applied 7 coats of polyurethane. Sanded in between coats, until I had a nice, smooth finish. I painted the legs and apron black.

Could you some sea monsters. Looks cool tho!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I see.. Antarctica would be challenging with global warming .. So leave it out

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Next time, make the legs properly. Nice work aside from that.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You could make money selling these. But you'd make a fortune painting on maps from scifi/fantasy

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Did you sand the whole table or just the bits around the painted map on every coat?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This was also my first thought.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Forget Risk. Play Pandemic.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Terrible. Throw it away... on my front yard..

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This table needs a big red button imho

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Friggin beautiful. Well done!!!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

P.....play Risk on that.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Put... put your Risk on it...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

you forgot the risk borders.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

thanks for putting the finished product pic first.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?" "The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Very well done! For you next table, you should try the same idea, but with a router based inlay using a different wood.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So cool!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now you can have sinister supervillain meetings and forge malicious world domination plans.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like your way ot thinking : "I was bored then I made a table" XD

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

As a workaholic: how can you get "bored"?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

now you can eat anywhere in the world

10 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 2

I laughed for about 25 seconds. Try laughing 25 seconds... that's a long laugh. And genuine, so... Thank you for that.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Honey can you pass me the salt? It's right by the Suez.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You could play Risk on this table!

10 years ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 2

You can play Risk on any table, man.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was going to comment, "Now play Risk on it." You beat me to it. Enjoy my upvote.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I like the cut of your jib!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Gotta be fair with comments, otherwise you get downvote fairies, and that's just a horrible rabbit hole to fall down.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So true. I notice that "I came here to say this" tends to get downvoted to hell recently.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bottom half of the Caribbean sank

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

it's the closest to food africa is going to get

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

Terrible...just terrible! Terribly funny that is. Take my +1! :P

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

<3

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I like you.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You made me chuckle lower sentence in hell for you.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

YES!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can see my house from here.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Sarah?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love the projection you chose. Appropriately sized Africa. Good job. Fuck Mercator.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yeah, fuck that guy from the 16th century for making a nautical map that people mistakenly use today as a geographical map, what a dick.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

EXACTLY! (he said ignoring the criticism and spinning it into self-congratulations!)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a pity it's not a Peter's Projection, but otherwise very impressive.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

xkcd 977 hates you right now, besides Waterman butterfly solves the same problem as Peters and has the added bonus of being pretty.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... where the hell is the Caspian sea??? I fucking swam in it yesterday and now it is gone.

10 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 1

Along with that, where the fuck is the Black Sea? I can understand the Caspian because it is so far inland, but not the black.

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Also the sea of Marmara.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Goddammit OP, you erased the largest lake in the world.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

It dried up. It's been drying up for years.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Actually until recently the sea level was progressively rising, destructing coastal properties. I don't think it would dry anytime soon.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I used to love the Caspian Sea. I still do, but I used to too.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

And the Great Lakes, you don't just forget about the largest chain of freshwater lakes in the world!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

One does not simply leave out the Great Lakes.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0