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Final product first. Nobody likes scrolling through things they don't wanna read. I'm eventually going to replace the chairs and build a bench for one side. Anyway, if you wanna see how I did it, read on.
So I got bored and decided I wanted to try to build a table.
So I did. It's nothing special. It's 6 feet long and made of pine wood. To be honest, I didn't expect it to even be anything special. It's not. So I won't even go into the building process. My skills in wood working are very limited. I used mostly a Kreg Jig, a table saw, and lots of patience.
I printed a large picture of the world map outline using google image search and rasterbator.net. I put graphite transfer paper underneath, and traced it onto the table.
Here it is traced.
I used a wood burner tool to burn the outline into the wood. I don't know why I did this. I think I thought I was gonna burn the whole thing originally, then I realized how tedious and difficult it would be. So I decided to fill the rest in with paint.
I saw a picture of another table on google images that did a black outline for a border. I liked it. So I did the same thing.
I started to fill in the map with a tiny brush.
Progress.
More progress.
Done.
Then I stained the rest of it.
I applied 7 coats of polyurethane. Sanded in between coats, until I had a nice, smooth finish. I painted the legs and apron black.
birthdaybaboon
Could you some sea monsters. Looks cool tho!
nj23dublin
I see.. Antarctica would be challenging with global warming .. So leave it out
chrishallett83
Next time, make the legs properly. Nice work aside from that.
TheStealthHippopotamus
You could make money selling these. But you'd make a fortune painting on maps from scifi/fantasy
steelo14
Did you sand the whole table or just the bits around the painted map on every coat?
Kibitz
This was also my first thought.
DieWithUrMaskOn
Forget Risk. Play Pandemic.
NapBasturd
Terrible. Throw it away... on my front yard..
Kickemindajunk
This table needs a big red button imho
NLP32
Friggin beautiful. Well done!!!
PackedCatMeowingPowerDensity
P.....play Risk on that.
flawlesssoul
Put... put your Risk on it...
golanthanatos
you forgot the risk borders.
Flintelbowpatches
thanks for putting the finished product pic first.
MightyMonkey996
"Gee, Brain, what do you want to do tonight?" "The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!"
Slizzaght
Very well done! For you next table, you should try the same idea, but with a router based inlay using a different wood.
darthbader
So cool!
raviolihummingbird
Now you can have sinister supervillain meetings and forge malicious world domination plans.
ChtiClem
I like your way ot thinking : "I was bored then I made a table" XD
necromcr
As a workaholic: how can you get "bored"?
glooave
now you can eat anywhere in the world
HeadbuttingAnts
I laughed for about 25 seconds. Try laughing 25 seconds... that's a long laugh. And genuine, so... Thank you for that.
EddyRich
Honey can you pass me the salt? It's right by the Suez.
gtr06
You could play Risk on this table!
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
You can play Risk on any table, man.
whatspaulplayingtoday
I was going to comment, "Now play Risk on it." You beat me to it. Enjoy my upvote.
gtr06
I like the cut of your jib!
whatspaulplayingtoday
Gotta be fair with comments, otherwise you get downvote fairies, and that's just a horrible rabbit hole to fall down.
gtr06
So true. I notice that "I came here to say this" tends to get downvoted to hell recently.
scotchyscotch
Bottom half of the Caribbean sank
terrariafi
it's the closest to food africa is going to get
monkeyrapecave
Terrible...just terrible! Terribly funny that is. Take my +1! :P
terrariafi
<3
TobyMaslen
I like you.
SirLucifer616
You made me chuckle lower sentence in hell for you.
ramseyj
YES!
BenefitOfMrKite
I can see my house from here.
thekeeb
Sarah?
MisterMaestro
I love the projection you chose. Appropriately sized Africa. Good job. Fuck Mercator.
judicar
Yeah, fuck that guy from the 16th century for making a nautical map that people mistakenly use today as a geographical map, what a dick.
MisterMaestro
EXACTLY! (he said ignoring the criticism and spinning it into self-congratulations!)
derekjohn
It's a pity it's not a Peter's Projection, but otherwise very impressive.
WhydoIstillhavetomakeausernamewhenIobviouslycantthinkofanything
xkcd 977 hates you right now, besides Waterman butterfly solves the same problem as Peters and has the added bonus of being pretty.
Shamorza
... where the hell is the Caspian sea??? I fucking swam in it yesterday and now it is gone.
uchytjes
Along with that, where the fuck is the Black Sea? I can understand the Caspian because it is so far inland, but not the black.
O248
Also the sea of Marmara.
Shamorza
Goddammit OP, you erased the largest lake in the world.
KarmaCatastrophe
It dried up. It's been drying up for years.
Shamorza
Actually until recently the sea level was progressively rising, destructing coastal properties. I don't think it would dry anytime soon.
freenbeen
I used to love the Caspian Sea. I still do, but I used to too.
QueenElizabethSendsHerRegards
And the Great Lakes, you don't just forget about the largest chain of freshwater lakes in the world!
colonelraleigh
One does not simply leave out the Great Lakes.