"Without thinking"

GameOfLiesAndDeath

Worth the 30 minutes of loud noise.

9 years ago |

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skincancerisfun

Well thats not depressing in the slightest

9 years ago |

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JimStarluck

"There's no time to explain. Follow me to -- OH CHRIST!" *CRUNCH* "AHHHH!!"

9 years ago |

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IamJustinSane

Plot twist: She was asking because her peers say that to her, and she needed a comeback and support. Instead, you confirmed that she's ugly

9 years ago |

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Zazoue

(replacement-)parenting done right!

9 years ago |

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Zootsoot

My friends kids were making snarky remarks about her "big nose/butt etc. She's started to simply say, "Behold, your future". Shuts them up.

9 years ago |

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PittyLover

I'd like to see what they looked like.

9 years ago |

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MigrantDeepInAHorse

The kid's name, Albert Einstein

9 years ago |

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BeneGesseritConspiracyTheorist

And then the whole train clapped

9 years ago |

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TheJediOfGallifrey

9 years ago |

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Cuntard

did the whole train erupt in applause?

9 years ago |

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divedeeper

Saltier than the Salton Sea

9 years ago |

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tangopianista

9 years ago |

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theworldhasgonebananas

Kids are brutal. I mean, brutally honest.

9 years ago |

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deerskinash

9 years ago |

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NotHardly

Perfect pitch, perfect.

9 years ago |

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CourtneyRocks

I had a little kid ask me why I didn't have any boobs. Then i pretended there was,a monster at taking me in this bush out front and scared 1

9 years ago |

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CourtneyRocks

2 the crap outta her lol. Haha, sucker

9 years ago |

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LittleRickBitch

9 years ago |

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InternationalPhoneticAlphabet

son is so done with her shit

9 years ago |

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EndersShadow

It won't load for me but is it one of those 'smellslikeBS' gifs?

9 years ago |

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taralanth

Nope one of these look in the water bottle types

9 years ago |

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jmulderr

Interestingly, the whole airplane was already applauding before she said that.

9 years ago |

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RheaButt

Is it really impossible for people to have slightly interesting occurrences in their day to day lives?

9 years ago |

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DontReadMyName

9 years ago |

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testzero

Their life is so empty and boring, they refuse to believe anyone else has any interesting anecdotes either.

9 years ago |

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jmulderr

Its just playing the odds. Everyone has delivered 100s of zingers in their heads after the fact. But almost never in the moment. So if 1/

9 years ago |

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jmulderr

its a zinger story, almost certainly it happened in their head afterwards. Still funny; just not timely. 2/2

9 years ago |

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RheaButt

I've done a few, it isn't that unlikely

9 years ago |

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