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Change of heart
Feb 15, 2017 9:41 PM
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5knotcans
If this were the Muppet show, there would be a hilarious scene where a stage hook is sneaking into the shot to pull him off stage.
magila
Trump is the biggest fucking liar in history.
alticaarden
His eyebrows are getting fluffier
nogoodaccountnamesleft
He'll make America great again once he's finished making us all look like stupid assholes to the rest of the world.
MrsBadcrumblesHusband
SCROTUS. That is all.
TheThirdKindofHeat
The hypocrisy is painful.
MerlinP
Ooooo shocker billionare politician is hypocritical lier... Which is what he pretended he wasn't to get voted in...
fblonk
He constantly talks out both sides of his ass
Br0doSwaggins
It's like when Hannity called for Assange's death 6 years ago, but later had a cozy interview with him when Trump won
HailToUltron
Or like when Hannity said waterboarding wasn't torture, and said to prove it he'd be waterboarded. We're still waiting.
SkyHighInc
Donald Trump, Ladies and Gentlemen. 'Murica.
ImgurPhantomBlockedMyOtherAccount
BENEFICIAL COMMENT!
MrBodacious
Captain here: He's a lying treasonous cunt. End of story
MrBodacious
Damn I meant to say oompa loompa gorange cunt
dnusc09
It's weird, I rush home to the 630pm national news to see what he fucked up each day like it's a reality TV show...oh wait. Please help us.
ReverseSyzygy
Weird? that's scary. But a lot tends to happen AFTER the national news. Check mornings.
OuroborosX
I thought the source of the "leaks" where Russian prostitutes. Are we not talking about the same thing?
metalfoto
Well played.
Sekai
The problem with imgur is that I can't hear the accordion noises coming out of his hands
Pawnderlust
What got leaked?
dEdGrimley
I honestly don't see a lot of the support for him that I used to.
SoundFuture
It's mainly watching and waiting at this point.
GQPisadeathcult
Please come to rural Ohio. They haven't watched the new since they voted form him. Jesus...guns...hate...
imyourrealdad
Clown.
CaramelRhapsody
OMG! Thank you for bringing so much joy into my day! LOL
spidermilk
communistjoe1
His hair got yellower
GadenKerensky
He turned more orange too.
iamdanman
More yellow
TheSilverSeraph
Bigly yellow
jollygingergibberishjunkie
This guy is such a cunt
SometimesISayDumbShit
I didn't like Cheetos to begin with, now I am beginning to hate them
LizardEnterprises
I've fucking loathed him the mid 2000s. Welcome to the club, we keep the heat down in the winter cause our hatred keeps us warm
Kangadilla
Flaming hot cheetos are ruined.
SometimesISayDumbShit
Whoa whoa whoa let's not go TOO FAR.
Pulseless
Yeah Flamin' Hot cheetos may give me diarrhea but they'll never vilify everyone different from them.
FlintstonesChewableMorphine
His tweet today; everyone is fake news except fox and friends. Kinda getting scary. Pretty sure if he could he'd close all media but his own
supersomatic
And Obama ripped on Fox news for being shit. Surprise surprise, the president sides with the media that leans in their direction.
GunAndBomb
But Obama still took their questions. And he never endorsed any news organization as far as I know.
ThoriatedFlash
Well he did talk about creating a Trump television network.
memesis
Celebrity Cabinet Member.
yuyufan43
The fact that when you search his name and the first thing that comes up is his twitter is what scares me. Man's a fucking joke.
ashmenon
During Netanyahu's visit he basically sat there and pointedly ignored reporter's questions about his campaign's Russia links. It was >
ashmenon
> awkward as fuck.
LizardEnterprises
That's what he's aiming for, yes. It worked pretty well for Putin.
brassknucklenerd
And basically every successful dictator/oligarch since forever.
MajorPubes
Getting scary? It's been scary since Nov
FlintstonesChewableMorphine
Right. Getting scarier :)
avp302
Nov!? Oh boy that was just when the scary reached a boil. The water was hot well before that :(
MajorPubes
Getting scary? It's been scary since Nov
WildBluntHickok
Fox? The guys who fought a court battle to define themselves officially as fake news? ("we're an entertainment program not a news show")
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JessieJanson
we all know the media puts out the narrative they want depending which side they are on. If all of the media is on the same side of 1/2
JessieJanson
something do you people think they suddenly start telling 100% of the unbiased truth? What if "we" are the "other side", you dont think 2/3
JessieJanson
they would change the narrative/story/facts/straight out lie?I hate to break it to you all, but they do. Sometimes you can find the truth3/4
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Didn't he, once again, trash the intelligence community? The same community that has a shitload of info on him that he doesn't want leaked?
Seanspeed
He cant control himself. Insulting people who say bad things about him is a reflex, not something he carefully thinks about.
Seanspeed
And 'getting revenge' has been a huge part of who he is, as well. Sees anybody who doesn't like him as an 'enemy'. Dangerous.
shouldistayorshouldigo
Are we really surprised?
TheSuperJay
Senior intel official: "It's open war, now. [Trump] will die in jail."
TTurambarsGurthang
Well, that definitely validates his claims that the IC is actively no cooperating with him and going after him. Also validates his distrust.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
It's strange to be living in such a historic shit show of a time period.
ladyXshakes
Infowars.com is an awfully shady source.
TheSuperJay
Gods, is that on there? I saw it on RawStory, I think - still tenuous, but way less overtly shady, at least.
xzhous
2) https://twitter.com/20committee/status/831872441597194241 InfoWars is annoying because they sometimes publish news in btw conspiracies
xzhous
It's ehhhh legit. Tweet is real but the context is that the tweeter believes Trump colluded w/ Russia, which would mean treason + jail
orangemarmaladesky
damspam
Jesus christ I just looked that up because I wasn't sure it's real. This entire election and presidency is so surreal it feels like a dream
TheSuperJay
It really does. Some of it's deliberate, IMO; they don't cause these flurries of controversy by accident, they do it to overwhelm the media.
TheSuperJay
...by which I mean that the manic pace of WH events is disorienting and contributes to that sense of surreality, and overwhelms/exhausts us.
Arnoxthe1
I think people take Trump's tweets way too seriously. I think he's just trolling now.
MajorPubes
Getting scary? It's been scary since Nov
AskMeAbout3DPrinting
He's got his whole term ahead of him. Give it time, he'll at least try to.
FrostytheSnowcolt
Well, let's see. CNN says it's illegal for anyone but them to read the Clinton emails leaks. WSJ wrote a bullshit hitpiece about PewDiePie
rugmiem
MoreCowBellBaby
All dependent on context
AskingTheRealQuestions
The context is pretty much exactly what the gif insinuates.
Veartron
I thought this was Alec Baldwin for a second, then remembered this exact moment from the campaign...
Jawesomesauce
That explains why he loves himself so much
iLoveThePoorlyEducated
I'm relevant
5po0ky
You've peaked
ythough
Explains why he loves America so much
GoodSameeritan
SendoKurakka
Just the tip.
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
Fav gif of him.
MadAl96
Rex83ll4t0r
Oh no you didn't...cause that's funny +1
BigRCG
On another Trump note
AntonioStark
That's not even a bad lip reading. He legitimately said that. I think in regards to Clinton's "deplorables" statement.
shuttlecockinakumquat
To be fair, she said the deplorables comment. lmao @ both
SomeCrazyNerd
No it was him bragging about his victory in Nevada. "We won with highly educated. We won with poorly educated. I love the poorly educated."
AntonioStark
Yes! Thank you kind sir/ma'am.
DorminRader
They make great voters. The best.
Asteroidrules
They're the only voters he won't accuse of being fake.
TheCrimsonBastard
Why is this always the third top comment
rumpyforeskin
This is taken way out of context... but yeah fuck trump
AskingTheRealQuestions
Does the context of realising he had just won big because of the poorly educated make this statement much better? :S
MoreCowBellBaby
+1 for context
Maleae
I'm glad he's finally learning to love himself.
flacoloco
did he really say that?
peridotstar
Yeah, he put out a tweet this morning saying the real problem is all the leaks coming out about the information. interestingly, he made --
peridotstar
another tweet this morning that contradicted it, calling it all 'fake news'. Trying to have it both ways even though its impossible.
Morrigi
Ignore the damn tweets, they're almost entirely used for bluster and as a smokescreen.
peridotstar
Almost always, but after awhile you get a sense of which ones come in useful later; like those two. Just gotta sift through/ignore the crap.
FilthyHobbitses
I will take his tweets with a mountain of salt, but he is the president so I feel obligated to see what the hell he is saying now.
jontaylor07
Lol no. But the leaks were from our intelligence agencies illegally spying on then leaking classified data. So it is sorta a problem
reuvil
intelligence agencies were spying on RUSSIANS and caught Trumps lackies in the process. Hardly illegal as every govt does the same thing.
LurkerMcLurkface
And the IC is also allowed to share those informations. So there's that.
ReverseSyzygy
raises the question, which of the two problems is worse? (I'd wager the treason)
CaptainObvious3000
1.I'm all for leaks regardless of who I voted for. But if one side gets in legal trouble for the same shit the other side did with no issues
mousemarie94
Well, yes. Luckily that has yet to happen yet
SomeCrazyNerd
Trump is the one breeding by with a mere firing and no congressional investigations.
CaptainObvious3000
Not that the congressional investigations really did anything. Hillary should be in jail. Flynn should too if all this is true
SomeCrazyNerd
The investigations didn't do anything because they didn't have shit to go on. They didn't even formally accuse her in court. Nada.
CaptainObvious3000
Chaffetz basically found her guilty but Comey decided not to press charges
CaptainObvious3000
2. then there's a clear double standard that should be addressed
howtoadultquestionmark
I think that's pretty obvious captain
CaptainObvious3000
It's what I'm here for lol but some people for some reason don't see these situations for what they are
SomeCrazyNerd
Clinton got hugely investigated by congress. Republicans ain't done shit about Trump. There's your double standard.
CaptainObvious3000
And Hillary should be in jail, yet she's not. If there's collusion between Flynn and Russia both him and Hillary should be in jail
AngeloPetraglia
Flynn was addressing the congressional regulations Obama imposed the last week of his term. He said he didn't discuss said regs and "lied"
AngeloPetraglia
you're wrong. you don't have the correct subject matter. Flynn's emails & the CIA is where the leaks came from. How is that involving Trump?
SomeCrazyNerd
I mean Trump's administration. There has been no house commission on any Trump-related scandal.
AngeloPetraglia
That's probably because the media and far left are being unfair in their critiques with no real substance. They are foaming at the mouth.
zFUBARz
when did the other side possibly commit treason?
ReverseSyzygy
HER EMAILS! (or something...)
Leithoa
You mean the classified documents she had her maid handling?
xrufus7x
Technically that was never proven.
ReverseSyzygy
Technically it was. They were "found" and Obama has them sealed.
Leithoa
'losing' half the subpoenaed equipment & having your SysAdmin delete the rest has that effect.
PerhapsAnotherPerspective
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought we were talking about the 22m emails that were deleted discussing the illegal firing of federal prosecutors 1/
Leithoa
2)charged w/ contempt of congress.
PerhapsAnotherPerspective
during the Bush admin that nobody every got punished for. But yeah, you're right, she's the one who pulled strings and got off. 2/2
Leithoa
We have enough lawyers to punish them too, I'm all for it. That said, an undisclosed # of that 22M have been recovered since & people got
whothehellareyouanyway
I'm gonna get real tired of saying "I told you so!" over the next four years.
TeddyMoment
I think this might the winning we're going to be tired of and begging "can we please stop winning?!"
IronicUsername
Being on a sinking ship kind of takes all the fun out of being right about the hull integrity.
CarryTheZero
Trump *did* say we'd get tired of winning...
LizardEnterprises
I'm not. I've been saying it for two years already. Vindication is one of the few joys I can actually still experience.
ashmenon
It only works if the people you're telling it to are actually listening.
lifeisapicnic
I'm already tired of saying it
UsernameViewableToPremiumUsers
just pray it doesn't extend to 8
lifeisapicnic
He's dropping hints that he plans on much longer than that
memberwar
If Trump does half the shit he's promised, they'll re-elect him. Dems don't have a single person to run.
InsertUniqueUsernameHerePleaseImUnoriginal
Sadly thats the reality the dnc doesnt understand
justbrowsing1234
You see, in order for him to do what he promised, he would need to be extremely talented.......
ashipthatshipsshippingships
I'm going hoarse because I've been saying it so much. I've been typing it so much my keys are worn completely down.
artintel
His supporters still believe he's doing a "great job" despite all evidence to the contrary; they're seriously myopic and delusional.
bluefacepaint
Every time I see him, he looks less healthy than the time before. I'm starting to wonder if he'll even survive 4 years.
TheGamingBaconator
Look what happened to Obama: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/special/lifestyle/the-age-of-obama/
bluefacepaint
Yes, and Trump's barely a month into his presidency and he's already looking rougher than sandpaper.
xrufus7x
He is also the oldest man to ever take the job.
Ilovehamandpineapplepizza
I seriously have a feeling that his health will fail within a year or two
DracidWasTaken
he will be impeached before that happens
alanasaurus
A....are we winning yet?
sagelobu
no but this is pretty great
javaknowledge
No sweety...we're fucked.
DoctorDelta
I think this is gonna be a zero-sum game
bchbum6
Oh, bless your heart. No. We all lose.
GadenKerensky
You won with WW2. I don't think you're going to win much at all now.
Insomnia297
And we didn't join until the end anyway!
GadenKerensky
More like halfway.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
We're about here:
CthulhuPanda
http://isamericagreatyet.io/
maniacalmacaroni
FuzzyX
Stupid comments like these makes me ponder if Trump said this or not.
Shartibartfast
If this is winning, I'm definitely tired of it.
DoublevBomb
"The country is gonna' be so on fire, you're not gonna' be able to understand how it's somehow more on fire every day."
ashmenon
This reminds me of how he told the CIA "you're going to get so much backing that you're going to say
MasterWong1
goflyblind
yes! and here's your prize: https://www.congress.gov/bill/115th-congress/house-bill/899/text
TreyMatthews
Thank you for this.
BigSnicker
And omg.. I clicked on that link, and only just realized that that I was actually looking at THE ENTIRE TEXT OF THE BILL! Wow. Just, wow.
Koshunae
Is this fucking real? Jesus fucking christ how did it end up like this?
xrufus7x
Republicans hate most government institutions and they are in charge.
Koshunae
They cant make the exception for education? The military is a govt institution and they seem to love that.
Taranwanderinmyprydain
Looks like their goal was to keep Devos from actually taking office. If it passes, does that relinquish all duties of that office to the (1)
Taranwanderinmyprydain
Education departments within each state? (2/2)
BigSnicker
See, now you're just being bigoted against the poorly educated! /s
homicidal85
So much winning we are already tired of it
IronicUsername
Old men get sick and die all the time. Why won't he?
OpinionMan
You must be a "progressive"
Leithoa
He doesn't drink like a fish or smoke like a chimney.
immortalbucket
Evil people always tend to last longer
CodeXCDM
His old man died at 93 years old.........
Dipityseren
He's never looked well-orange peel skin gives it away. His suits don't fit, fat around the middle does that. Heart-attack territory.
ReverseSyzygy
When you dine on KFC and taco bowls... and avoid stairs
wrekkaflair
He's already visibly aged. It's incredible.
80percentlegs
I don't doubt it, you got a good side by side?
wrekkaflair
No, I was just looking at these two photos. Granted there isn't an actual time stamp on the photos so I can't confirm the dates
80percentlegs
Ah gotcha. I agree there is a noticeable difference in these two. First photo is for sure from one of the debates.
myusernameisnotyourconcern
We need to finish peeling this orange
MaverickSawyer
No, we need to quit peeling a thoroughly rotten orange. Just pitch it onto the compost heap already.
NotHardly
OMG! you are too clever... I'd like to borrow that and only tell two people... those I know and those I don't.
TMP5
i'we wondered why he "oranges" his face everywhere else but not near his eyes. it looks so wrong. like a teen trying makeup first time.
Pragmatizm
He oddly looks normal in the first picture.
shuttlecockinakumquat
Bro, he's a Cheeto. There is no end.
slumshoes
The peeling of an orange is like a good marriage
alloftheotherusernamesaretaken
Omgggggg so good
TMP5
i'we wondered why he "oranges" his face everywhere else but not near his eyes. it looks so wrong. like a teen trying makeup first time.
MyLifeIsPotat0
You spelt assassination wrong.
ElbowdeepinElmo
I don't think skinning the president is a good idea.
robotbabybomb
#imPeachtheOrange
IReplyTHIStoTopComments
This
Exactually
Username checks out
virgil592
I don't think that's any of your concern.
nervoball
Exactually it is.
Exactually
The nervoball of that guy
swaziwarrior
It's weird to think that if this turns out the way it seems to heading we may see a president go to jail.
swaziwarrior
Part of me wants this to happen, part of me doesn't but I have to say it would be reassuring to see it.
swaziwarrior
This is actually kind of an exciting political time. Note: exciting rarely equals fun or enjoyable
Zedd990
vagimite
sangheraj
Having a hard time figuring out if you're anti or pro trump here
urgotobekiddingme
That's the beauty of it
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Duskiewastaken
Crawling in my skiiiin this orange will not peaaal
thomn8r
Cheeto Benito
fantasyfungi
Damn, that's good.
RogersTheShrubber
I think you might find a peach inside
RiftSkipper
That was funny, why are you getting downvoted
RogersTheShrubber
Sometimes my jokes can be subtle enough to need a pamphlet to go along with them
SpecimenSpiff
Yeah, I don't get it, but I'm not going to downvote just because I'm dim-witted sometimes.
RogersTheShrubber
There's at least 2 ways of taking it. A) it's a joke about impeachment. B) Peach in Albanian refers to the "lady garden"
justhereforthefun
I don't think the Finnish want him either
ykiller99
Annoying orange
joelasko
im-peach the orange and we'll all be grapeful
Deltablue
I artichoke you
76Tromboners
Too bad its gonna take 4 years to spoil. Shame.
FreyaNicci
Consider the fact that he is a old, white, fat man that eats unhealthy and in a high stress job. He ded within 2 years.
ChuckIHadADoubleBuurgerrr
FreyaNicci
Consider the fact that he is a old, white, fat man that eats unhealthy and in a high stress job. He ded within 2 years.
deadandbloated
Sadly (?) his mom lived to 88 and his dad to 93, IIRC
chetmanleyjr
You guys do know that behind door number two is Pence? Who is arguably far worse.
stabbedintheface
Pence is basically already in charge. You still gotta check.matr the king to win the game
ReverseSyzygy
is he? What's Bannon?
Thatdudewiththegameblog
Supreme Leader Snoke, I'd imagine
ReverseSyzygy
If Vader/Obiwan/Yoda can commune with Luke from beyond, can the Emperor do the same for Snoke?
colderfish
He's an asshole, but trumps gonna get us in a war.
DatDarthCaedus
With Pence, at least Bannon is gone. Pretty sure he is the greatest threat right now. I mean he's literally advocating global holy war, 1/2
DatDarthCaedus
getting Trump to sign stuff without reading it and has to be reminded he's not the actual president...
NotHardly
It's not like he isn't in it up to his eyes as well, the noise about him not knowing or out of the loop is just cover. He's a traitor too.
MaverickSawyer
True, but he's even less popular with the GOP than Trump. And, it'll put the bastard out into full view so we can see what shit he's up to.
SomeCrazyNerd
Um he worked with Paul Ryan in the house for like 12 years. He's plenty connected.
MaverickSawyer
I never said he wasn't connected. I said he was less popular than the Screaming Shitgibbon. Have you seen his approval ratings as governor?
fabergeomelet
at least Pence is sane and not constantly embarrassing the country
Stanzara
Ohh, sarcasm. I've heard of it. fabergeomelet must be so frustrated having to go to the basic level for us.
newsguycraigevans
Gay conversion and funerals for fetuses are embarrassing.
MilDravin
...no no...not constantly embarrassing himself, he'd still embarrass the country..
BoopyDoopyBoopBoopydoop
They could take him first. Take the bishop, checkmate. (And then we end up with Paul Ryan, so... like 4 years of whatever).
AvianMilk
Double impeach lets go!
Gatoechado
that's right!!! people who argue acting like if Trump goes out then Hillary gonna be in charge!
deadandbloated
At least Pence isn't actively trying to destroy western-style democracy, which, apparently, is the new bar for GOP presidents to clear
UnevenElephant
deadandbloated
2)the bus as red meat for his base, the "Resistance" movement is far, far better suited to counteract that sort of threat rather than the
deadandbloated
3)back-room cronyism, elevation of despots, and complete selling out of our national interests that Trump entails.
deadandbloated
1)To elaborate, although Pence genuinely hates gays whereas Trump doesn't give a shit one way or the other and was just throwing them under
EzraFell
I misread that as we need to finish peeing on this orange.
crookedpinki
How else do you think he got that orange
UnemployedReceptionist
Read pretty much the same, but without "on"...
DarkSock
Whoa whoa whoa... now urine trouble...
HappiestBear
Turn that golden shower to an orange shower
SwerdandScild
It works on lemons...
crookedpinki
How else do you think he got that orange
5gallonbucketofdogpoop
Potato Potato
ScruffnShine
That's his fetish
alruiz
TheRealSpaghettiMonster
I mean, either way works...
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED
Count me in!
oceansss
Im down to do both
BishlamekGurpgork
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/bth.gif
UnemployedReceptionist
Read pretty much the same, but without "on"...