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mommycheeks
Why do I find these 300x's funnier when they're about milk?
BlueSorceress
I'm just here to let everyone know that horses are incapable of throwing up.
Alldrn
Tbh it does say they can check out anytime they like, so he did most of his job. It's the door mans fault for letting them leave.
TastyBrainMeats
#1 That means we're legally married. Get those pants off, sweet cheeks.
callingalljanmichaelvincents
infiniteblurs
Horses can't throw up...
HedgelessHog
#1 made me breathe hard out of my nose and it just got better from there +1
sliceof3point1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993
I'm so happy other people enjoy these! :)
Hulkhulkthehulkinghulk
This was hilarious, and my ribs hate you for it. I'm going to go upvote some of your other shit cos one isn't enough
Winterhathcome
They're good tweets, Bront.
BitterSwedeLP
They're good jeans, Brent
Telharmonius
Wait, "seen a horse throw up"???? Horses are physically unable to vomit. True. They get a horrid case of colic instead. Some die from it.
TheMightyKibbless
I thank you for your contribution, and await its return to the front page in two days.
sliceof3point1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993
Thank you! It took a while to find/make a decent collection. But I guess that's the way of the world eh
vwyx
To be fair, checking out of the Hotel California should be easy. Keeping them from leaving would presumably be the doorman's job.
crumpuppet
do these guys get paid by the square bracket?
schrodingerslitterbox
Upvoted for quality and diversity. Personally, about 10% of these were actually funny.
Shuko42
You can checkout any time you like!
srsfaceI8C
What's it say in the employee manual? They can check out any time they like but they can NEVER LEAVE.
mindolluin
Horses cannot vomit, physically impossible
2shortplanks
Wouldn't it be more weird to get out of the bath and chase the cat around to prevent it from drinking your bath water. You've got a lot.
kiksz
Can someone please explain the one about the new hotel employee?
ElectricSooperman
"You can check out anytime you'd like, but you can never leave." (guitar solo)
DownwiththeSun
Look up "Hotel California lyrics"
OscarPotatos
The Eagles were a 70's rock group one of their best known songs was "Hotel California." The joke makes sense if you listen to the song.
kiksz
I think I get it now. "But you can't leave." Thanks!!
CarryTheZero
...I...I haven't seen most of these...IS THIS NEW???
sliceof3point1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993
Some of them are from a few months ago. Others may be a few years old but I thought they were still funny.
dannishadow
They ARE funny, and it's nice that they're not the same ones that get posted over and over.
Constenz
The date is litteraly on most of them
Shelest
"5d", "4h"
Constenz
Hence the 'most of them'