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Kumquatz
She runs a vending machine company thank you very much
spacecatts
Or waitress
FartsSmellBad
Man that's gotta be like, $129
HereticHunter
Those are some pretty dirty dollars
savagemonkiey
Wow that's like $20
RavenSprite
That’s 1 dollar bills some 5s an tens maybe a couple of 20s an 50s full total 450
TheBlackBolt
$150 in 1 dollar bills
Orionsdick
That's gotta be like $100
demonhawk
That's her college fund
zedd459
Thats about tree fiddy...in ones..
DarylBetterNotGetInMyFace
fourkingbaker
man, there must be 3 or 4 hundred dollars there
MousseCakePie
A prime target for civil forfeiture.
TranceEnding
Is that Cardi B?
AmazingCyn
Yes it's her
taksoto
Go to the bank occasionally!
inapicklechilidogwhat
My brother calls dollar bills, stripper tickets.
blueivycarter
That's Cardi B. She's a rapper now. Not a stripper
OGsamurai
The moment you realize you never learned to count past 10
TheGirlInTheFireplace
That's gotta be like at least $3.
CaptainDumbshit
That's gotta be at LEAST $20.
vercetti1301
RatNumber42
+1 for Eastbound and Down
aerodynamit3
Cream, Get the money
brinormous
TickleMyPickleForANickel
I learned strippers make good money when I was 12. I'm 18 now and I'm ready for employment.
rogue00ff
Rock on! Whether a stripper or financial adviser, she WORKED for it! The fact that she has all that & hasn't spent it means she's smart.
SephiRothIRA
"Smart" would put that in a bank account.
ProfCumAlot
I have a couple shoe boxes filled with $1 bills
spacecatts
Come throw them at me
donkeymoney
You strip, but just the tip?
wonder89
And where did you say you lived?
terryr
Canada uses dollar coins. Easier to toss at the dancer.
builtfordtough
Making it hail!
PointsWhore
Maybe she's the financial adviser with a low cut shirt, ever think about that?
NeverForgiveAlwaysForget
Not with those eyebrows
b1ggulpshuh
Maybe your comment isn't stupid?
Gottabeginger
You know, that wasn't my original thought when I fist saw this image
StormageddonDarkLordOfAllAKAAlfie
Ah, the good ol' financial advisor that actually handles physical money. And only in single dollar denominations, of course.
ImmortalAzrael
Yes, she advises you to put your finances in her g-string.
TraitorousTrump3
Entices, not advises.
jadespider
you laugh, but that's 8 hours work and 2 months rent.
SephiRothIRA
Yup! Rent. Not mortgage. Rent.
reaperhead
I'll be honest, I'm a guy, but if I was a girl and could rake in that kind of money I totally would
nonIONizing
I don't know why, but I didn't expect it all to be ones.
GrundleBlunder
Even so, thats a metric shit-ton of ones
weirdhorseobsessedgirlinmiddleschool
Im sure there's five in there somewhere.
SilvanOrion
I work in a bank. The strippers bring in stacks of 20s, not 1s
nonIONizing
The club they dance at is on a very different socioeconomic strata than our friend in the photo here.
NopeHunter
Yeah they usually trade the singles into the house for 20$ so then the house can give change out to patrons.
madmongoose18
It's easy to take out the 20s, I'm not a stripper bit I count money allot, I always end with 1000s, of 1s, you basically have yo weigh them
Killstealer
this is why they should colour code money; you don't need to examine minutia to know what you have. when drunk this really helps. a lot.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
NORWAY
JabbaTheSwampBandit
But.. but.. They kinda are. 10 dollar bills are yellow and 100 dollar bills are blueish and 50 has a hint of red...
Killstealer
If I have to examine minutia and hints then it is insignificant; drunk brain need bright colours when giving kebab man money food,
builtfordtough
CANADA
dEXm64
Literally every other country. UK, EU, Australia, New Zealand, Indonesia. The U.S. Is the only country I can think of that doesn't
Shalere
The US has occasionally had some trouble with accepting different colors.
nonIONizing
HA!