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Jul 23, 2017 8:12 PM
Iwanttofingeryou
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OpToBeMystic
I’ve been to 4 McDonald’s in my town and 1 had a working McFlurry machine.
TheFoxhounded
Bullshit, that's fucking photoshopped.
ModerateSaiyan
The legends are true!
DeepwaterJew
??? Every McD ice ever been to served mcflurries..
Enohpoxas
"May contain nut products"
APairofDocks
How much did they charge to have someone nut into it?
Iwanttofingeryou
Bout tree fiddy
supraman2turbo
McDonalds by my house usually has a working McFurry machine....however the credit machine is broken
TlNYshark
I have NEVER had an issue with McDonald's having a broken ice cream machine.
pofalof
Same, not even once.
Partyonwayne23
You are the chosen one...
slipmagt
I don't understand why people lie for fake internet points.
Skepticoolthree
Will contain nut .
DreamCatcher01
I don't think the one in my town has ever been broken down in the entire almost-year that I've lived here.
ShitALLthegoodnamesaretaken
I've never seen a broke one before... is it that common?
HelloToe
https://munchies.vice.com/en_us/article/78q87z/why-mcdonalds-mcflurry-machines-are-always-brokenand-why-they-wont-be-in-the-future
MeepMeepMaMeepMeepBeep
The article talks about the softserve machines, not the actual McFlurry mixing station. Misleading title is misleading
Iwanttofingeryou
So common its a meme
ThanosWasNotWrong
I've never seen it. And I'm on imgur/reddit at least 2 hours a day.
ReduntantOffender
So, the genie gave you one wish and this was the result? Wise choice!
m1crowaveman
testedmetal
This!
Kahn33
Beat me to it
Froggey
Why is it so big?
MetalcorePanda
They just stir them by hand in my neighborhood ;-;
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
I hear this meme all the time but the ones in Arizona are always working.
AsidRayne1245
Buy a lotto ticket
surprisecreampie
I want a fuckin mnm McFlurry.
HumpityDumpity
Give a McFlurry nonstop NOW please, best thing in the world is to dip the chips in it
yorkshiretee
I don't understand this stereotype, they always work in the uk
OldTimeyPaperCompanyTycoons
Iouzip
I've never been to a mcdonalds that doesn't have an actual functioning mcflurry machine...
gifraffe
Even when it broke all I had to do was stir in the candy
aykyle
Same.. every time I go and want one, I have no problem. Regardless of location. I think people just go near closing time and assume its on
SerialKitten666
I've been at any time of day and they're "broken" a lot. They're usually not broken but staff say that instead of being cleaned for wtv rsn
FloridaIsTooHot
McDonald's are 24 hr where I live
valen00
as in the machine did the flurry? not the overly muscled wrist of the 16 year old server?
Ginocide
You usually have to pay extra for the McJob, though it's cheaper without cheese. Don't think on that one for too long.
TheSwedishMoose
I've never worked at McDonald's, but I've heard that the machines are a pain in the ass to clean so staff just say it's not functioning.
MeepMeepMaMeepMeepBeep
McFlurry? It's just a motor. Maybe you're thinking of the milkshake machines, which are way more complex.
CPUCNepgear
I work at one and can say with certainty that they are a bitch to clean, but luckily our main dispenser broke so yay for me.
ttobo22
True. Heard that they are rolling out new units that are much easier to clean and maintain
WaywardSon1996
shhhh they are watching..... YES WE GET CURRENT MEMES AND IDENTIFY WITH THEM COMPLETELY! HAHAHA. now go... you've done enough
frankg101
Even IKEA was out of their frozen dairy type product today ????
t0mn8r
You lie.
JBwilliam92
This looks huge compared to the ones we get in the UK
mthrndr01
It is. You guys get smaller sizes because... I don't know, fuck you I guess?
Snotty128
In New Zealand we have the same size as the UK, but theres no machine for stirring the sweets into the ice cream. They just dump them on top
youdontwantthesecards
That's what she said
MightyMouseTech
Genetics.
Distilled84
Too bad you couldn't find a Dairy Queen for a far superior Blizzard.
Hoplessromanticunderyourbed
You meant Wendy's Frosting
LobsterBandito
*Frosty
famousmcfly
This.....
Trickstasama
Too bad you couldn't find a Wendy's for a far superior frosty paired with their fries ;)
PureLoveMachine
You misspelled "Culver's" buddy
Sixsystems
False, have both a McD and Dairy Q within walking distance of my house. McFlurry is far superior. Blizzard just has seniority.
poorwhitetrash
You must live in a rough part of town.
Sixsystems
Nope, nice suburb.
ShowBadComments
DQ grill & chill ftw
CrazyGermanTornado
YouPeopleMakeMeSick
Everything was great in my life until DQ got rid of the banana cream pie blizzard. Now it's in shambles. Those things were life changing.
FormalWareBytes
Banana cream pie shake at Sonic is a dece alternative. CheseQuake shake disappearing from DQ would be a deal breaker
BiggerOstrich
My city has 2 McDonald's, 3 Subways, 2 Cousin's Subs, a Burger King, a Wendy's, an Arby's, 2 Starbucks, a Taco Bell, a KFC, a Domino's,...
BiggerOstrich
A Pizza Hut, a Papa John's and Murphy, a Jimmy John's, a Culver's, a Panera Bread, a Panda Express, a Sal's, and a Marco's,...
BiggerOstrich
But no Dairy Queen.
cluckythehorse
much story. wow.
FormalWareBytes
Warren Buffet says 'shameful display'
henselmonster
Just go to Ted Drewes for the real deal.
Sc00ba5teeve
Or a Culver's for the most superior Concrete Mixer. Custard > ice cream
Demoux28
Sonic has custard concrete now
AnatomicalMouse
this this this this
LobsterBandito
Obviously you're from Wisconsin or near there. Have you ever been the the Dairy Way in Black River Falls? Supposed to be amaze-balls.
QuackQuackAttack
Isn't all ice cream custard? When I make it, step 1 is make custard. Step 2 freeze
Sc00ba5teeve
Nah, you're making frozen custard. The simplest difference is the presence of egg, ice cream doesn't contain egg.
Sc00ba5teeve
Yes and no. Most home recipes are actually frozen custards because they're easier and tastier. Most restaurants serve ice cream or a 1/2
Sc00ba5teeve
"frozen dairy desert" because they don't require egg and are safer over a wider range of temperatures (room for error) 2/2.
SodaSamtg
Carmel cashew Sunday's are the best.
DonteHaversham
Found a fellow wisconsinite! Cheers from mke!
SodaSamtg
No we have them in Missouri too.
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
Not necessarily https://www.culvers.com/locator/view-all-locations
Sc00ba5teeve
Former Wisconsinite. Luckily I'm in a state that has them in every other city, though.
ADragonMadeEntirelyOutOfBoobs
Haaay Milwaukee ppl. :)
DonteHaversham
Dude. Boobdragons? Whatever the quest, count me in
tybrosion
Uhh Culver's are everywhere
DonteHaversham
Its based in wisconsin, and is still primarily a midwest chain. You cant go anywhere populated in wi without finding a culvers
WellWellWellLookWhoItIs
Well, not everywhere, but they're spreading.
rainbowunicornpoop
Iowan here, but Culvers is the shit!
kevinallover
Too bad you couldn't find an old timey diner for a far superior malted
LowFlyingToaster
Ever seen McDonalds advertise using the actual words "ice cream"? There a legal reason for that. It isn't ice cream. "Frozen dairy desert".
LowFlyingToaster
Plus those spoons break All. The. Time. They leave plastic shards and most places won't remake it. Just get a new spoon.
unabletoplease
My problem with the Blizzard is that they never mix the toppings all the way to the bottom. No matter size is ordered, 2in plain ice cream.
BallsMcCracken
Finally! Someone gets me!
cowpiefatty
But I really like their icecream so im not that mad
SomeBritGuy
My local KFC get it right with their Oreo Krushems, they need to fill halfway, add toppings, mix, fill the rest & mix: even distribution!
unabletoplease
And that is the answer!
SpaceBallsFromSpace
Having used to work at DQ, I can explain: all DQ employees are lazy as shit.
SpaceBallsFromSpace
Besides the large blizzards. Are machines just can't reach the bottom.
BonkVEVO
You're not wrong. It's a stupid easy job.
eclect0
The struggle is real.
PermenantlyBannedClubMember
fucking pisses me off. I worked in DQ for 7 years, we were properly trained back then. Now it's shit.
Shellbear3000
Why is this so dang true?
mrweekend
Or they skimp on the toppings...
tzxAzrael
then you have a crappy DQ. tell them to mix it right next time.
MightyMouseTech
OMG! How did you survive?
TheWoodpeckerSighed
my problem with blizzard is that they're not releasing overwatch heroes quick enough
CometBoy
Deep. I laughed
peachesforme
we have one that is good and one that is very hit or miss
LincolnSiixEcho
Bro you gotta ask for double and if that don't work ask for it on the side.
Millillion
That's every mixed ice cream thing I've ever eaten.
Aryn240
Come to Cookout. Milkshakes are amazing and cheap
baconslayerman
did you have to follow a rainbow to get there?
iNeverCouldGetTheHangOfThursdays
Ask the muffin man he knows the directions
JeepersMedia
ningela126
*McMuffin Man
MakerOfBadJokes
While riding a unicorn...
BigLizardInYourBackyard
Led by an honest lawyer...
Bigdaddyclean
Through Narnia...