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Aug 11, 2018 1:52 PM
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fukkettinha
Evil spirit inhabits that spot.
knotch2
Line up some small cars.
ResearchByJoe
Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly bimbly from tree to tree?
graceinsheepsclothing
Maybe cat is scared because it never knows what obstacle will be in that spot.
LoganHendrickson
"Magic!" "Magic with a kick!" "Magi....."
Mywifemademedodis
Put its favorite toy or food see if it goes to it
Gyinagal
That’s bizarre
dmans218
"Kobe!"
JustJottingDownSomeObservations
I wonder if the person did the plastic wrap “gag” one too many times...
Lauri821
Please have that area, maybe the whole house, blessed
Clarhilary
My parents cat FatSam once burnt his paw stepping on the metal of the doorframe. Now he ALWAYS jumps over that spot.
tomb818
So the cat senses something scary there and you sit @ ground zero of the hell mouth?
UonlyThinkyourDead
Thank God for the internet
DarkSock
That’s because the cat can see the spirit of the dead child lying there
gunshowzero
I was literally about to comment the same!! You can bet there’s some bad juju in that spot
HeikkiKikkelsson
Well maybe stop putting shit in the way so the fucker wouldnt need to jump over it all the time....
queenoflurking
That was my first thought, too.
Chimponzoo
I lost it on the Bassett hound
ddaaddddyypantz
Had to watch 2x to read sign around her neck “crazy cat lady” ya... @OP has held that position many times
repurposedschleem
While wearing the sign of course
ddaaddddyypantz
Of course ... shaming... every cat lady loves it
Warbuckle15
So that part of the floor is possessed by Satan... The cat even tucks in it's landing gear.
BadgerSims
Those candles nearly took it up a notch
Dagithor
Bam!
Teasaurus
Next is a flaming ring of fire
FiddleParadiddleTwiddle
What if you put a cardboard box there...hmmmmmm? would it be conflicted? Hmmmmm?
Dillonnnyousonofabitch
youknowwhyimhere6969
It would be like dividing by 0
DYLANLEE79
The candles were kinda a dick move. Otherwise fun.
WonderlandWonderer
Came to the comments hoping to see someone say it, I agree.
PenisOfDeath
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick. Jack jumped over the candlestick.
checkmyfavs
Wasn’t expecting the doggy
DukeDarkwood
The quick black cat jumps over the lazy dog... but that doesn't use every letter (lacks F, N, W, X).
Yoda1PositivityStar
Which one? ;)
checkmyfavs
solmazer
Skooma is a hell of a drug
SqueakyBumTime
JCentauri
MechanicalFoundGhost
lana
bingebammer
That's a catapult if I ever saw one
postingpandas
That’s pretty punny!
Dagithor
Inferior siege weapon, if you ask me.
Kamishiro
Are you a trebuchet man, or a ballista man?
Dagithor
Trebuchet. The only real answer.
robocopvsninja
I like to think its thinking "IM BATMAN" everytime he jumps through it.
monkeyheadz
Somebody died there.
MissivesFromTheTower
No, no, no, you've got it all wrong. There's an indian graveyard underneath that very spot. The rest of the house is just fine.
Nicalanius
Exactly
BrendaSnooze
Right
dogfrost9
aPokal
But cats like the dead.
dbrsong
No no they didn't
PablooNeruda
a cucumber died
BarbeeAnne1954
I thought the same thing.
DoingItWrongSince1980
tReasonoustRump
JohnSnot
That cat's dreams of olympic medal in high jump
DrKriegersClone
Somebody's tail got stuck in the door there. What, you think a cat would care about a dead human?
MobileMagnolia
Maybe another cat died there, house could have been owned by Asians previously
againchina
autoaphyxiation from the door handle
IndianaJonesWasATerribleArchaeologist
But why do they have so many globes?
HistoryHayden
Globes are cool.
ohheckyes4
I collect globes! That part was my favorite part
Pherlin
Flat earth people throwing them out.
Tacticalassaultbacon
It's Captain Raymond Holts house and that is his antique globe collection.
WinningLottoTicket
Because those globesmen are relentless.
Kamishiro
Fun fact: when Columbus plotted his voyage to India via the Atlantic, globes were popular items, readily available. The globes were just >>
Kamishiro
<< missing the Americas. The size of the Earth was well-understood, so it was thought impossible to sail all the way around the world to >>
Kamishiro
<< India. However, Columbus was a bit of an idiot, and believed the Earth was actually pear-shaped(with a nipple on top), and much smaller>>
Kamishiro
<< than everyone else knew it was, which is why he thought he had reached India when he came across the Americas. His voyage was thought >>
Kamishiro
<< to be a fool's errand, which is why he was given such a small fleet. And nobody expected him to survive. He was only permitted to try >>
TypicalPalmTree
All I can think of is the cat saying “Parkour” every time he jumps over it.
burnydog
IceboundSentry
Purrkour?
chewbakken
HARDCORE PARKOUR!
botlaw
While the other cat is like “srsly, Greg, chill the fuck out”
SeaTurtleSailingThroughSpace
I'm a Greg and I take serous offense to this.
Mookystick
Parkmeout*
TheRealFireFrenzy
"I think one isnt supposed to yell parkour i think one is supposed to simply do it" - Micheal Carpenter
blitzskrieg
WhySoSeverusSnape
Why is nobody asking why it jumps?1 AND WHY IS NOBODY ANSWERING?! WHAT IS HAPPENING?! :)
IamNotAnAlien
Dresden?
twostepsfromlost
"I'm almost certain one does not shout 'Parkour.' I believe one is supposed to simply do Parkour."
Esion9302
Do I criticize your laying battle cries? No, never once.
Esion9302
Latin*
TheRealFireFrenzy
Something along the lines of "yes you are right" i haven't listened to 15 in too long #NicodemasIsTheRealHero
larasantaella
#Nicodemusdidnothingwrong
Archid0rk
Dresden
TheRealFireFrenzy
its always easy to find us whenever someone posts a house sized dog and everyone of us yells MOUSE!!!! in the comments
JimmiSimpsonApproves
rivitingone
But would he jump over that spot if nothing was there?
DukeDarkwood
He did, right around the very middle of the video! It was a small little hop, but definitely all four feet were airborne at once.
porkapocalypse
At a bare minimum there was still a rug