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Here's Part 1 if you missed it :)
http://imgur.com/gallery/Dv3dR/
(note - What she doesn’t know is that “black flower” is an Arabic colloquialism meaning “foreign leader about whom I have sexy dreams, and I mean that in the most grotesque way possible, no, even grosser than that, take it one step further, and right, there it is.”)
Doctor Cooter - http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv/karen-gillan-who-plays-amy-pond-in-doctor-who-found-naked-and-whimpering-in-hotel-corridor/news-story/945855a5e9850ccb332af8dc0d000c48
Heinrich Ehrler WW2 - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heinrich_Ehrler (add #Quotations at end of link)
Gadafi's creepy crush on Rice - http://www.vanityfair.com/news/2011/10/more-horrendously-creepy-details-about-qaddafis-condoleezza-rice
WoW that's fucked up - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gold_farming_in_China
Peppa pig - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peppa_Pig (add #Criticism at end of link)
No rabbit for you - http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/queensland/magician-nick-britt-jumps-through-hoops-to-secure-permit-for-pet-rabbit/news-story/10a79ea7f97a65031626a66d045e5b67
Epic Family history - http://edgardaily.com/en/life/2015/solar-impulse-a-new-chapter-in-the-piccard-family-saga-10023
Chloe can't say ass - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1262331/Kick-Ass-child-star-Chloe-Moretz-says-mother-allowed-say-C-word-controversial-film.html
Sit down, Paul Revere - http://articles.latimes.com/2007/apr/29/news/adna-unsung29
McRefugee - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McDonald%27s (add #McRefugee to end of link)
Legit matrix hax - http://www.theregister.co.uk/2003/05/16/matrix_sequel_has_hacker_cred/
Weird child penis fact..honestly if you are clicking this, you're probably a pedo - http://www.livescience.com/52247-guevedoces-girls-boys.html
SamurrEYE
For some reason I think Chloe Grace is super annoying... anybody feel the same?
PsuPepperoni
"Probe you're a magician." "Um... hey what's that behind your ear?"
CraftmaticAdjustibleBed
I'm from the Dominican Republic, "Guevedoce" literally means: balls at twelve
AllTheGoodOnesAreTaken68
#6
chuksfs
Thank you for the knowledge, yourwordisniggerfaggot.
oldcomps
No problem, guy who made me think about how incredibly offensive my 2006 reference is in 2016
chuksfs
Not offended in the slightest, I'm funny and I find this incredibly black.
oldcomps
https://i.imgflip.com/1gs112.gif
KonaDarbles
I was confused when there was a "kickass" fact then kick ass facts!
IAmNotACatISwear
*Kick-Butt
grrrrrrr
#6 I don't see how a naked woman in distress is a 'kickass' fact
strumfooligan
With sources??? I keep pinching myself, but I'm still here. Better upvote before I wake up.
DovahQuinn
That username
FranklinPerez
clicked on the weird child penis thing and I'm no pedo, screw those pedos rotting in hell, screw them and the sexy children who seduce them.
CrimeThinker
Was genuinely interested not in children just in gender concepts, but I'm glad I found some other pedo joke rather than fucking that up.
thegrimreaver
Methinks he doth protest too much.
FranklinPerez
BillShatner2
You try rhyming Israel Bissel in a poem.
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
actually someone did! http://www.paulreveresride.org/2010/03/israel-bissells-ride-and-i-bissells.html It's not longfellow, but it exists
Efreeti
"Epistle" and "missile"
Jewboy300
Kickas Ass.
JamesFCanfield
TIL Chinese prison might not be that bad.
TheFakeCraigFerguson
I almost feel bad about the macro for the current RMT trick in FFXIV I have right now that blasts sound effects at them. Almost.
ZippytheMuppetKiller
Hahaahaaa! A couple of posts ago was a Wow fact dump
CommentsOnImgur
yea b/c playing all the shit parts of WoW nonstop with none of the benefits sounds like a blast
Duder87
I was thinking it sounded pretty terrible too. Likely having to do the same spot over and over and over.
Samaedag
I remember watching a gold bot farming the mirage raceway (before Deathwing). Just watching the circles drove me nuts.
kumisz
Better than a stone quarry
CommentsOnImgur
is it? stone quarry sounds like some solid outdoor exercise
kumisz
As much as playing warcraft sounds like relaxation.
drickanderson
#4 I clearly remember saying out loud "Oh my god, she's running nmap!"
afbujinkan
I remember covering that in CompSci during college. One of the few if only realistic movie hacks ever done IIRC.
MasterPrime
https://nmap.org/movies/ it's usage in media is fairly common since it maps a network and looks hackery.
drickanderson
It's been used a lot since, but before that it was rare to see somebody in a movie use something that we actually would.
yourbassist
Supernerdtastic
Didn't he even bugger off and let a few others do the actual ride?
HughLaurie
Wait, so can you sell WoW gold for real money?
EroticRhinocerous
Kickas-Ass is one of my favorite movies
DrippySpaffMungeBimp
Right up there with Dieha Hard
XaviersSnakeArm
Don't forget to mention Jasonbo Bourne
acme64
my favorite is scaht pillgram vs the worl
JollySwagMan
I can't bring myself to say that name
FilmNerd
As a parent of a toddler, I'd be cool if we banned all of Peppa Pig
IamJaxusername
Peppa Pig is the shit
misssadventure
I've never seen peppa pig, neither has my kid. Luckily we established early on that mama is the boss, if I don't like it, we don't do it.
thrashedbarrier
Trust me its horrible it teaches your kids nothing my siblings watched it and it drove me nuts
BreadInCaptivityBakery
And Caillou
HeeelllloooooooMurse
Caillou does not deserve love
DrKriegersClone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh5npjf89MM
BreadInCaptivityBakery
While I love John Oliver, I would never unleash the asshole that is Caillou on some innocent Canadians.
JarrJarrBlinks
He's a spoiled twat
newsguycraigevans
I fucking loathe Caillou. I will not allow my children to watch that show.
MyNamesMace
Why does everyone hate Caillou?
RelativeVelocity
Caillou is banned in my house as well!
CthulhusGreasyBallsack
I loved caillou...
newsguycraigevans
Smayds
My favourite is Peppa Pig in peppa sauce.
MrPresidentDino
Why tho?
NevermindThatShitHereComesMongo
FUCK YOU CAILLOU! FUCK YOU!
Blyde
I hate Peppa Pig with a passion. She's impolite, ungrateful, doesn't take responsibility for her actions & the theme song is annoying too.
MySpoonIsT00Big
I've found myself singing it in Spanish at the supermarket... Soooooooy Peppa! :snort:
thrashedbarrier
Im peppa pig this is my little brother george and this is mummy pig and this is daddy pig *loud snork*
PretendThisIsACleverUsername
So as all 3-4 yolds.
Blyde
Some say "please", "thank you" and "sorry". Words I've yet to hear a certain porcine character say!
PretendThisIsACleverUsername
She says them. A lot. Just like a 3 yold that is learning to behave (source: I have one)
oldcomps
I read that too fast and it looked like 'all banged peppa pig' http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/762/111/5f0.gif
jackdouglass
risky click of the day
MRCLOUDPISS
now there's a fetish
IOnlyFavouriteBunniesAndRats
This is one time where my username does not apply.
Azulite
I'm so fucking sick of Peppa Pig. Hours on hours of videos on Youtube, but only a couple legitimate Daniel Tiger episodes, including PBS.org
srsgiraffe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jil0WCh_UoQ
HolyLemons
(2/2) to loathe that, too. Peppa Pig is a necessary demon. (P.S., Don't type scary peppa pig into google image search)
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Curious George too, what a cock
Thesacrificialpancake
The Peppa pig one is false it's on every day ABC kids. Channel 22. It is not banned in Australia.
SeverusSnapeWasJustMisunderstood
They just banned that one episode, not all of Peppa pig.
LisaMegatron
Re read. It says that particular episode was banned.
ayleid
It says that just a single episode was banned, not the entire programme.
emberfish
I think they meant that specific episode was banned
HolyLemons
It's either Peppa Pig, or force them to watch something you actually like. And they watch that. All the time. Until you begin (1/2)
bravosbandits
my little neice is learning to speak English from just watching peppa pig, shes 2.5., and we dont speak English at all at home
aaronthe7
hell yeah... <>
SirBaldrick
Wow she got drunk and cried. Is that really something people consider a cool fact
johnjames460
I feel slightly less good about following these posts after seeing the username for the first time
oldcomps
dont worry, its just an obscure comedy skit reference. i love black people and ellen degeneres
reverseblumpkin
"Auf Wiedersehen, see you in Valhalla!"
Skuldi
https://media.giphy.com/media/t0phYS00m1LJ6/giphy.gif
Wynrel
WITNESS !
RhoxStar
No way, Kickass Facts with sources!? Good job @OP.
DukeOfTea
Kickbutt facts*
WellExcuuuuuuseMePrincess
EmCeeMiNacion
Hey look! It's the same comment as pt.1.
EngineerZero
You mean Kickas Ass?
pookieeatworld
Except for the missing source on the most important one...
ChaosandChaos
Holy shit that username though.
IguanasEveryday
OP here on another account..my username apparently upset someone cause i got suspended for a day cause of it. :/
MouseyMousey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wHB-CN0eIk
LoveAndRespect
Derrickcomedy, I used to love it
RhoxStar
I felt like this gif after upvoting, commenting, then reading the username: https://media.giphy.com/media/zHZ3jsiju6gZG/giphy.gif
oldcomps
Wheels656
Didn't you learn anything in school...Wikipedia is not a proper source!!!
kkuja
Some are still bullshit or exaggeration. 5-alpha reductase deficiency (guevedoce) patients don't grow penises, they actually lack penises.
ObsidianSnow
You mean Kickas Ass?
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karmenouji
Really happy now more than ever that imgur has a follow feature.
slagath0r
Please keep them coming this is amazing!
Fritalci
I upvoted 100% because of this.
IguanasEveryday
OP here from another account..apparently saying 'theres more where that came from' (deleted comment) is against the rules? :/ cya tomorrow
SecondSince
source?
Fritalci
Yes
pariahdog120
The first kick ass fact being Kick-Ass related led to believe that all would be Kick-Ass lays facts. 5/7, am not disappoint.
walroid
Actually Kickas Ass related.
TinySatanicHamster
I NEED IT.
Ety43
What did it say?
IguanasEveryday
I said 'There's more where that came from'. That apparently was against the rules and it got deleted and i got suspended.
Ety43
Happened to me too recently... DAMMIT IMGUR
IguanasEveryday
right..like, how on gods green earth is that even remotely bad? and since i already got a strike cause of someone butthurt cause of my name,
bitemark
TheGravity
who is great-great-great grandfather of Jean-Luc Picard Captain of the Starship Enterprise
Grivios40
Glomgore
The actor who played the doctor in voyagers last name is also Picardo.
NotEvenAlittleBit
Is that the one who is a hologram?
Harm
Yes. Robert Picardo.
DerpyUserID
sharpasabanana
WhatAShipIs
I was hoping for a comment like this.
TrumpIsAFelon
It's almost like the show creators were aware of something when they picked his name
27yoUGLYvirgin
I....wow. Mind blown.
thedarkcanuck
There's actually a pretty good resemblance in the face
Jazman23
Fun fact: Jean luc picard is named after the piccard family, namely Jean felix piccard, family of scientists and explorers
Funtclaps
Uhh... is this canon, or no? Because I always thought this had been confirmed. *Not a Trekkie*
BahamutBBob
All I remember about Picard's family, was that his brother took over his parents' vineyard, and avoided technology as much as possible.
Funtclaps
Aha, I see, thank you!
Irreal
He was the first of his family to leave the solar system, but one Picard was among the fist Mars settlers and one won the Nobel price for ch
Funtclaps
Very interesting, thank you!
Irreal
Chemistry
raygunCharles
#2 cont.: The reason Revere is famous instead of the more accomplished guy is because his last name rhymed better. (1/2)
raygunCharles
Moral of the story: If you want to be remembered for your heroic acts, change your name.
raygunCharles
The poet Longfellow, who wrote "Paul Revere's Ride" and popularized the whole story, decided he couldn't rhyme shit with "Bissel".
WKBetafiggit
Wicked pisser
SeizuresSuck
Longfellow is a bitch poet if he can't rhyme Bissel.
SeizuresSuck
Here is the story of Bissel, who's ride was long and through thistle, he warned of the british with his whistle, o goes the story of Bissel.
Leithreas
So it's too dangerous to be friendly to anything in Australia. But how are Australians so friendly then?
MerToo
Even if you shoot an Aussie they just grin and say "Good Aim, Mate!"
Jlurkin
I'd imagine it's because death hides in every crevice, bush, and tree. Why be a jackass to someone on the same side in a war of survival?
Chalybos
The enemy of my enemy is my friend?
iamthedoctorthisismytardis
Not to mention, you never know when a drop bear will getcha. So might as well be nice to everyone.
DropBearSurvivor
Have seen things, can confirm.
Tonttu77
sketchbrah
Everything hates you why hate everyone too?
Thradeau
While people suck, they're the least dangerous thing here.
Mikeiller
Anyone who manages to survive over there is worthy of your respect and friendship.
ThailandExpress
Beer
Fatpicasso
yeah they're friendly if you're a wasp, everyone else they aren't the friendliest to
deathsausage
Righto loser
DaneRussell
Your probably what we refer to as a "Wanker" Eh..
Fatpicasso
nah just irish
pandasmakemehappy
Yes there is racism in Australia but it's nowhere near as bad as the racism in the Scandinavian countries.
pandasmakemehappy
In the US I get called nigger once or twice a year. In Sweden? I got called nigger or similar every day. Every day. Not by the same person
llm0
*hits blunt*
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
When everything wants to off you that isn't human, then you'd be glad to see another human... Until they try to off you.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
To get close to backpackers before they kill them.
WallpaperProblems
Never trust an Australian, one moment you can be talking to one and the next one your in the middle of Australia surrounded by Emus.
ItWasLikeThatWhenIGotHere
It only happened that one time!
SnowbiWan
*ahem* Emu's! that's ridiculous mate! Haha! Ha! Stop fucking telling people, They'd kill us if we failed to deliver on time.
IFuckingLoveGoldenRetrievers
Literally burst out laughing! Take your +1
vagimite
The Emu's won't harm you mate. They signed a peace treaty after the great war. But if you ever meet a cassowary, its game over.
SnowbiWan
We lost a lot of good men during the great emu war... Wait, no we didn't! We just lost a TONN of ammo. Those guys were elusive!
vagimite
We will not win a war against cassowaries
SnowbiWan
Aw mate, we wouldn't even try to fight back. We're brave fuckers but we ain't stupid.
georgewashingtonslefttesticle
+1 for starting a kickass fact comp with a Kick Ass fact
PsuPepperoni
Kick-ass^2 Fact
Blastergv9
Good Guy Chloe Grace Moretz parents... teaching her the difference between acting and real life
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Efreeti
It's the context that makes words good or bad.
ActualSkeleton
Keep fighting the crusade for swearing mate, noble cause ya got there
MrFireworks
I don't mind swearing, but it does make me think the person doesn't have a good enough vocabulary to better express themselves.
IAmNotACatISwear
I feel I'm a pretty articulate individual who could choose alternative words to express frustration, but I prefer to just default to "FUCK!"
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MrFireworks
True. My contention is that the same swear word can have different meanings and using words with less ambiguity improves communication.
schrodingerscatfood
South Park S05E01 “It Hits the Fan” -- ‘Ha! Leave it to Americans to think that "no" means yes, "pissed" means angry, and "curse word" means
schrodingerscatfood
something other than a word that's cursed!’
BrumpoTungus
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/is-swearing-a-sign-of-a-limited-vocabulary/
MrFireworks
I work with many very intelligent people who swear. By no means do I want to imply that swearing is an indicator or intelligence. 1/2
MrFireworks
My contention is that the same swear word can have different meanings and using words with less ambiguity improves communication.
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
As someone who swears a shit ton that study seems odd, since it only tests the breath of knowledge of vulgarity not the frequency of use.
PapiBlanco
As someone else who swears a lot, it mentions that near the end. It would be too difficult to study other than to follow someone around
Fatpicasso
#3 yeah they call them McRefugees
ResistanceIsFutile
Where I live, a security guard tells you you're loitering if you lack food. Ended up sleeping on a roof of a Chinese restaurant, 'twas cold.
kneeknow8
why doesn't this have more points?
Grevling89
The all new McHobo?
HideousKojima
Mmmmm, McHobo -drools-
WhiskeyTangoFedora
You want cries with that?
PrinceMaggot
MTV McCribs
FishyNewAccount
You know you are at a McDonald's too late if the homeless people begin to arrive.
CondescendingCunt
Back when I lived in Japan I'd sleep at a McD in Osaka whenever I missed the last train home (or at an internet café if I could be arsed). ①
CondescendingCunt
It always amazed me how full the places were with sleepers around the witching hours. Mostly adolescents and salary men in the same seat. ②
MesserAuditore
I refuse to believe the karen gillan one. I've never found proof and there's no way there wouldn't be in NY.
GrimTuesday
Plus the source cites daily mail, soooo there's that.
Achrolux
Pretty skeptical about that too, but NYers can be strangely discreet. Particularly in an upscale hotel
dontcallmeplath
I'm also just generally annoyed with this being on a "kickass fact" list. So she got drunk and embarrassed herself. How is that kickass?
YoungJackZer0
If anything it's pretty random. Like the one with rabbit. It's not kickass, it's just random.
schrodingerscatfood
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/bimd2g/stand-up-chris-delia--that-s-so-random
dontcallmeplath
Petition for new title of "Randomass Fact Compilation."
Earlkay
Scottish though.
SereniteeF
Explains the naked and drunk, but certainly not the crying..
Earlkay
Maybe she'd just watched braveheart
Earlkay
Braveheart*
loopyloopus
#5 Um, what?
BoopedYourSnoot
What's wrong, when did you grow your penis?
one1deuce
I know a lot of women that haven't gotten theirs yet
Efreeti
It's a type of interesex condition.
IWantACleverUsernameToo
short version: two forms of a penis making hormone - one is fetal, doesn't work - other shows up at puberty, does work - makes penis. fun.
acme64
as a Dominican, i learned something today
BigAZNMan
My brain started overheating trying to understand.
Ihazcheeseburger
Basically their biochemistry is the inspiration for propecia for men's hairloss.
WhatsAHoya
Medical student here, I can elucidate. The genetic makeup in the Dominican consists of genes that predispose to hermaphroditism (1/?)
Assbandit
3. enzyme, and since they haven't reached puberty there isn't enough testosterone to begin with, there is not enough juice for their male
Assbandit
1. A simple explanation is that they just have a genetic lack of an ezyme called 5a-Reductase. Normally it converts testosterone to a more
Assbandit
2. potent form called dihydrotestosterone (think of it as superfuel for your male characteristics). But in children who don't have this
Assbandit
4. characteristics to develop. When puberty does hit, there is a sudden burst or increase in testosterone and rapid male sex development.
WhatsAHoya
It's important to remember that DHT is solely responsible for male sex development ONLY in utero. During puberty it's regular (1/2)
WhatsAHoya
ole testosterone, hence why the population in question eventually "develops" during puberty! Physiology! (2/2)
WhatsAHoya
The folks referred to in #5 are phenotypically female at birth due to improper maturation of male sexual characteristics in utero (2/?)
WhatsAHoya
However, the hormone surge at puberty accentuates the diminished male characteristics, causing the individual to appear to "transform" (3/?)
WhatsAHoya
These people are 46 XY but some receive clitiroidectomies in youth to appear more female. This condition can frequently be confused (4/5)
WhatsAHoya
With congenital adrenal hyperplasia, in which the individuals are generally 46 XX (5/5)
popejubal
For all of the "there are only two genders!!!1!" ranting, there are a lot of really weird things that go on with human bodies.
Anononononon
It also discounts the various third genders that nearly every society outside of western europehas.
Somner
Yeah but there's a difference between your penis growing in at 11 and randomly deciding that your gender today is going to be "yellow".
popejubal
Since gender is a social construct, I don't give a crap what someone calls themselves. It has no impact on me. The people who rant about 1/2
popejubal
only male and female existing are both socially and biologically incorrect. But they're loud and they get laws passed, so we have to deal2/3
popejubal
with the mess that the bigots leave behind. 3/3
Dispari
There's also a difference between reality and this strawman that people pretend exists.
GRiMGRiZ
i'm active in the queer community and let me tell you, i see more ppl on here squawking about made up genders than i have EVER actually (1/?
GRiMGRiZ
seen anyone identify that way. people don't identify their gender as yellow, or mayonnaise, or apache attack helicopter. don't be obtuse.
Aeder
The stories about the guevedoces do not contradict the viewpoint that there's two genders only though.
Aeder
Since that viewpoint equates biological sex with gender. The guevedoces still have XY chromosomes, show overwhelmingly male preferences, etc
popejubal
Even with the viewpoint that chromosomal sex is the same as gender (which isn't correct), there are a lot more than XX and XY that exist.
ImgurCouncilOfLlamas
X and XXX are still female. XXY is still male.